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Autistic anime tweaker, "based" Zoomer, MATI parrot, sodomy obsessed Mormon.
Ongoing e-dating drama between Welper and Generic Anime Girl has been exposed. This is the same girl who allegedly accepted a free T&H from Lidl in exchange for dropping all of their DMs. Situation is on going, more about it can be read Here
 
Someone post the picture of his hand
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Soyteen has allegedly doxxed WelperHelper99 as 25 year old Garrett Brennan Howell from Ogden, Utah
Someone told me this dox is suspect because the author is a lolicon v-tuber or some shit. The needed data point to make or break this would be to find out if the suggested person once lived in Illinois, as Welper said he has. It may necessitate using a data broker to look at Garrett's father who was also doxed since Welper would have been underaged at the time
 
Someone told me this dox is suspect because the author is a lolicon v-tuber or some shit. The needed data point to make or break this would be to find out if the suggested person once lived in Illinois, as Welper said he has. It may necessitate using a data broker to look at Garrett's father who was also doxed since Welper would have been underaged at the time
and yet when i asked, you literally confirmed it, curious
 
I'll get the popcorn 🍿
 
Does this guy donate a lot of money to Null or something? I don't understand how he hasn't been banned yet for e-dating multiple forum members.
 
Does this guy donate a lot of money to Null or something?
He's just a Wolfetone tier sycophant but with more sense about staying in his lane, probably only because he's younger than Null and can't consider him a little brother like other said freak
I don't understand how he hasn't been banned yet for e-dating multiple forum members.
Because that's not a bannable offense and the site appreciates that kind of drama. Afaik the Generic Anime Girl person is the same girl from prior incidents, definitely the one who leaked her and Welper's DMs to Lidl
 
Let me tell you little chuddies a story: A story that I'm really not supposed to tell, because my friends have convinced me it's best to take only photographs and take only footprints. For that reason, I am deliberately going to obfuscate some more damning details and particularly nasty behavior/keep things vague.

A long time ago, there was a Discord server, and on this discord server was a an e-girl; a chudette who was the apple of every lonely little post-covid teenager's eye. Emphasis here is on the "teenager" bit, as she was supposedly in high school for 90% of this. This girl was obsessed with Jojo, loved her vidya games and "cool" hobbies, and super "based" when it came to swarthy people, homosexuals, et al.

Naturally, to those more intelligent users, this was an annoying teenaged girl that we completely ignored, but for some users, she was potential girlfriend material. There were two primary contenders: A scrawny 20-something reddit moderator with hair so greasy it looked like it was wet, and a teenaged italian-american boy who was a little bit of a chunker. To this girl's credit, she went for the guy her own age, and they became a prolific e-couple on this discord server. This only made her more irritating and autistic, but most importantly it made her brave enough to show her face.

What did we see? A profoundly obese girl who unironically looked a bit like Cartman from South Park. I don't say this to be a dick, I say this because (as with all e-girls) she acted like she was God's gift to mankind, so finding out she was a B not so B W was pretty profound for us. Instantly the simping and attention she got for every retarded thing she did dried up, but our little Italian boy kept on dating her. He was fat too, after all, and looksmatching is the way, right? Around this same time, the girl became an online trad cath, and openly disparaged other people by talking about how catholic she was.

Fast forward a few years, and things have changed- the Server started losing members, the greaseball reddit mod got kicked for all his bullshit, and the smaller size meant the most active personalities started interacting with each other a lot more. In the mean time, our resident e-couple, who were both about 18-19 years old at this point, had gotten a little...frustrated. The girl, despite her alleged catholicism, was an open horndog who talked about gooning quite a lot, to her boyfriend's discomfort. He still defended her, though. Who wouldn't? It was his first serious girlfriend, after all. But her goonery only continued to grow in prominence. Despite e-dating for over a year, maybe two, they had yet to meet irl, and our little italian boy had yet to pop her cherry. Worse, he had plans to go off to college, but it was still going to be quite far from her. It was around this time that two people on the server made a facetious bet: "How much do you want to bet..." they said, "that one of us could rizz up this girl?"

Several months down the line, the server members made a minecraft server, and there the e-couple were up to their usual shenanigans: they were griefing houses and established a two-member raiding group that targeted other settlements. This rather annoyed one of those other two guys I mentioned earlier, and he was especially mad at the italian. He says one day, rather unprompted "I know something that would destroy these two", and after much convincing, the others in this server convince him to spill the beans.

The girl had cheated on her boyfriend, with this other boy.

Now, the two hadn't met up or anything, but this girl (our despised tradcath chudette) had sent some rather racey nudie pictures to this other boy, first as an "accident", and then on purpose. All hell broke loose, and the e-couple broke up...except they didn't. The chudette had somehow convinced the boy to take her back, and they were going along business as usual until this was found out, and the boyfriend was bullied into breaking up with her for a final time. What, you might wonder, was the response of the girl in all this? How did she defend herself? She ignored our questions, and simply went on tradposting with her rosaries and such. To spare the boyfriend's feelings, we had the girl banned. She was a bad influence on him. For some time, this was the last we had seen or heard of her...until about a year ago.

While we cannot 100% prove it, we have reason to believe that this girl is GAG. More than once, she has told a story in the femcel threads that eerily mirrored something we believe this girl to have said or done. So the next time you see her on the Man-Hate thread complaining about how men are trash, or about how unfair her life is- just remember that there's a 20% likelihood this woman is still morbidly obese and snapping her naked body to guys she meets on discord.

Adieu.
 
You made a long, good post. Very respectful.
Thank you. I don't have any malice towards GAG- I knew her possible ex, and he was a friend of ours, but he's told us before that he doesn't care anymore, so neither do I. This is more or less a case of me getting tired of GAG, if this is indeed the same person, doing the exact same thing over and over again, expecting things to change. If she were smart, she'd hit the gym, quit the CoD porn, and actually go to the mass she claims she loves so much. That's the thing about other people's problems: they make you appreciate how fixable a lot of peoples' lives are, and by extension how fixable a lot of your own problems are, if they (or you) were to just get their heads out of their asses and try to live life the way it was meant to be enjoyed.
 

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