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That third cartoon (the men in the barrels) was actually an attack against immigrants from Germany.

Yeah but that's an Irishman with a sheleighly on the left.

Thomas Nast was such a piece of shit. He basically hated Italians, German, Irish, black, Chinese... And his heirs have really buried half of his work unless you're really looking for it. Dr Seuss is the same way.

It is a pretty weird commentary on race though because half of the races that he hated so much and weren't considered part of the white race back then are like top-tier white now. Like I don't think anybody is going to argue that German and Irish people aren't White 😂

I know it's a little different in the Dr Seuss situation because he was tapped by the feds to make anti-japanese war propaganda but still... Jesus Christ:

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Reason: Another thing I think is funny about race is up until about the 1950s, Mexicans were considered white on the government census
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Total: 4,621 (members: 1,663, guests: 2,958)

first thing that happens when someone loads kiwifarms.st, is that it loads an 8mb video.

when you feature something suddenly 1,000 people run to read it from discord and IRC links , thats an instant 8gigs of traffic JUST FROM THE FRONT PAGE. if its spicy or controversial enough to get 2000-4000+ clicks, and hes trying to serve 16-32gb off of a desktop grade NVME while also churning 250,000 gay ass reactions elsewhere on the site. yes. welcome to "504 Farms."

"HELP IM BEING DDOS'ED BY THOUSANDS OF THESE TOR CLIENTS"

no you just pinned a 40MB video on your fucking front index page again......

theres more, i was a CDN fag in a former life, fuck cloudflare you dont need them. but ever since that fat bitchy tub of shit called me a retard and banned me, im not really feeling charitable.

im giving you ONE example so that im not sitting here going "hahah i see a problem but i wont say what it is" , have a freebie josh. but a lot of this stuff could be mitigated. you want anything else, literally, pay me or at least be nicer to people for christs sake.

the second big one is so... fucking... retarded... i... could...scream...................... the "hug of death" isnt a "ddos" . if you fucked up bigly, your vulnerability to a"hug of death" could be used that way, and to be a little fair to jershua... it might be a little hard for someone to tell the difference. its not something id do unless me or someone i care about becomes kiwifamous, in which case id probably go make an account and post some detailed instructions on skibidifarms.



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Total: 4,621 (members: 1,663, guests: 2,958)

first thing that happens when someone loads kiwifarms.st, is that it loads an 8mb video.

when you feature something suddenly 1,000 people run to read it from discord and IRC links , thats an instant 8gigs of traffic JUST FROM THE FRONT PAGE. if its spicy or controversial enough to get 2000-4000+ clicks, and hes trying to serve 16-32gb off of a desktop grade NVME while also churning 250,000 gay ass reactions elsewhere on the site. yes. welcome to "504 Farms."

"HELP IM BEING DDOS'ED BY THOUSANDS OF THESE TOR CLIENTS"

no you just pinned a 40MB video on your fucking front index page again......

theres more, i was a CDN fag in a former life, fuck cloudflare you dont need them. but ever since that fat bitchy tub of shit called me a retard and banned me, im not really feeling charitable.

im giving you ONE example so that im not sitting here going "hahah i see a problem but i wont say what it is" , have a freebie josh. but a lot of this stuff could be mitigated. you want anything else, literally, pay me or at least be nicer to people for christs sake.

the second big one is so... fucking... retarded... i... could...scream...................... the "hug of death" isnt a "ddos" . if you fucked up bigly, your vulnerability to a"hug of death" could be used that way, and to be a little fair to jershua... it might be a little hard for someone to tell the difference. its not something id do unless me or someone i care about becomes kiwifamous, in which case id probably go make an account and post some detailed instructions on skibidifarms.



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So in other words, he's doing it to himself, not even realizing (or caring) why it happens?

That brings up another point though, doesn't he have outside help for his servers? Wouldn't they have found this exact problem and told him about it a long time ago? Unless his outside help is just as retarded?
 
claims that all Jews think

Let me stop you right there.

Speaking as someone who has been around of ton of Jews for the past 25 years... I need to tell you that whenever you hear the phrase "claims that all Jews" or even just "all Jews" in a conversation, you are about to hear some anti-semitic shit so anti Jewish that it would make Adolf Hitler's foreskin grind it's TEETH.
 
Let me stop you right there.

Speaking as someone who has been around of ton of Jews for the past 25 years... I need to tell you that whenever you hear the phrase "claims that all Jews" or even just "all Jews" in a conversation, you are about to hear some anti-semitic shit so anti Jewish that it would make Adolf Hitler's foreskin grind it's TEETH.
Not to mention retarded. All Jews can't think the same. They barely agree on much anyways. It's like saying a Mormon and Catholic is all the same thing.
 
Imagine being this assmad about thumbnails.
I have been on no other site that cared this much about thumbnailing. The worst that anyone cared about were forums that would edit your signature down if it was too big of an image or too long of text. Boomer forums since the 1990s/2000s with the most powertripping mods do not give a shit about thumbnails.
 
So in other words, he's doing it to himself, not even realizing (or caring) why it happens?

That brings up another point though, doesn't he have outside help for his servers? Wouldn't they have found this exact problem and told him about it a long time ago? Unless his outside help is just as retarded?
When they point out the problem he usually spergs and tells them to fuck off ignoring and refusing to acknowledge it because it makes him looks stupid so he has to gaslight about being ddos'd to save face. Yet spergs about images not being thumbnailed. Sometimes he bans users for pointing out the issues he created too.
 
Let me stop you right there.

Speaking as someone who has been around of ton of Jews for the past 25 years... I need to tell you that whenever you hear the phrase "claims that all Jews" or even just "all Jews" in a conversation, you are about to hear some anti-semitic shit so anti Jewish that it would make Adolf Hitler's foreskin grind it's TEETH.
All Jews were at least right about what to do with their foreskins.
 
Reason: Except for the ones who made them into pinkie rings.
Using the same logic that they are using to defend middle aged men fucking 16 year olds you could easily make the argument the age of consent is 11 in Nigeria so letting Africans post jailbait photos isn't a crime.

Nigeria is a backwater shithole. Now I'm curious what the AoC in India is, given how backwards they are and how rapey and creepy jeets tend to be.
 
Nigeria is a backwater shithole. Now I'm curious what the AoC in India is, given how backwards they are and how rapey and creepy jeets tend to be.
On a semi related issue: Kiwi farms is freaking out over that one petition to free the Indian immigrant that killed 3 people in Florida making an illegal u turn
 
Reason: They are trying to get them to lower it to 16 from 18 in India.
All Jews were at least right about what to do with their foreskins.

That reminds me of a joke (I know a ton of Jewish jokes because of my ex-in-laws)

A mohel walks into a tailor and he says to the tailor I have this giant jar of foreskins. Every time I performed a circumcision I saved the foreskin in this jar. I'm retiring in a few days I'd like you to make something out of all these foreskins.

So the tailor says no problem you come see me on Friday I'll have something for you. So he comes back on Friday and the tailor hands in a flesh-colored wallet. And the mohel says what is this? I must have given you thousands of foreskins the only thing you were able to make out of it is a WALLET?

And the tailor says not relax all you got to do is rub it for about a minute and a half and it turns into a suitcase.
 
Reason: You get it? Because the wallet got hard lol
First off:
"Federal law mandates that individuals must be at least 18 to consent to sexual activity if the activity involves interstate travel or online communication with a minor. This means that even if a state's age of consent is lower than 18, the federal standard will apply in specific cases."

Federal law overrides state law. I don't give a shit what places are late to the party of making the age of consent 18, because what is legal isn't always moral and what is moral isn't always legal. If an adult crosses state or country lines to meet a 16 year old for sex that is still a sex crime and it is sex trafficking to take a minor to a place where it is legal to fuck them for a reason. And let's not act like that is meant to allow 40 year olds to fuck 16 year olds because it's clearly meant to be for the Romeo and Juliet laws. This is not the hill to die on and it's off topic. Advocating for doing both illegal and morally reprehensible shit is ban worthy.
That's for the interstate transport of minors for the purposes of sex trafficking. No one, not Freya, not me or anyone else is saying that's OK. Yes, young girls having sex with much older men is wrong, but not in every single instance is it breaking any laws nor is it a crime, Stop acting like the KF hags who think a 30 year old man dating a 22 year old woman makes him a pedo.
 
So in other words, he's doing it to himself, not even realizing (or caring) why it happens?

That brings up another point though, doesn't he have outside help for his servers? Wouldn't they have found this exact problem and told him about it a long time ago? Unless his outside help is just as retarded?
for as many enemies as hes made, hes not doing that bad. its still up right.

so: he has disable video caching/auto load everywhere else.

he has fixed the page to where it doesnt load 8 to 10 1-15mb PFPs (making every single page in the thread 20+mb to load) , theyre reduced in size to a few tens of kilobytes now. they were still full size when viewed on someones profile page the last time i really looked. if thats been fixed then , he finally figured that out... oh fuck it *checks*

11K Aug 23 16:37 XXXXXXXXXXXX.jpg <- random kiwi pfp

.... 11 kilobytes instead of oh i dont fucking know ...11 MEGABYTES ...

id have to spot check an animated pfp and see if those are being compressed now too.

so josh isnt completely retarded, this probably was part of the issue and part of the vague "fixes" hes talking about.

my opinion, hed feature a thread , get a hug of death beause we all come running like roaches to some good fresh drama and his mind goes to "the lolcow is retaliating against me!!!!!"

but he is overlooking that 7-8mb video still, so as everyone keeps refreshing kiwifarms.st to see if the site is kill, theyre making the problem even worse.

"its anuddah ddos omg"
 
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