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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
Onion Null said:
The age of consent in Nigeria is 18 years old, but the law is inconsistently applied across the country. The discrepancy is largely due to the existence of different legal frameworks governing different regions.
Legal frameworks in Nigeria
  • Child Rights Act (CRA): This federal law, which has been adopted by many but not all Nigerian states, sets the age of consent at 18. Under the CRA, any sexual intercourse with a person under 18 is considered rape.
  • Criminal Code Act: This law applies to the states in Southern Nigeria. It also stipulates the age of consent as 18.
  • Penal Code Act: This law governs the Northern states and is influenced by Sharia law. Under the Penal Code, the age of consent for girls depends on their marital status, not their age. This means a girl who is married is considered to be of full age, regardless of her actual age.
Complicating factors
  • Adoption of the CRA: Not all states have fully adopted and domesticated the Child Rights Act. In some states, especially in the North, older interpretations of the law or local customs regarding child marriage may still be practiced.
  • Child marriage: The practice of child marriage continues, particularly in Northern Nigeria. This is sometimes justified by the Penal Code and a controversial constitutional provision stating that "any woman who is married shall be deemed to be of full age".
  • Efforts to raise the age: Organizations like the Malala Fund have run campaigns, such as the #raisetheage petition, to advocate for a single, consistent age of consent of 18 across Nigeria.
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Whatever, insert any country where fucking really low age kids is legal and the concept of my argument still stands.

Age of consent by country - Wikipedia

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Onion Null said:
the Northern part is predominately Muslim.
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That would explain the inconsistencies with the age of consent.
 
Gore San said:
Whatever, insert any country where fucking really low age kids is legal and the concept of my argument still stands.

Age of consent by country - Wikipedia

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I agree but the USA still has some work to do in this area:
Based on a study by the organization Unchained At Last covering 2000 to 2018, the top 10 states with the highest per-capita rate of child marriage were:
  • Nevada
  • Idaho
  • Arkansas
  • Kentucky
  • Oklahoma
  • Wyoming
  • Utah
  • Alabama
  • West Virginia
  • Mississippi
Other states with high overall child marriage totals
While per-capita rates provide a standardized comparison across states, total numbers paint a different picture, especially in more populous states. During the same period (2000–2018), states with a high overall number of child marriages included:
  • Texas
  • California
  • Florida
  • Nevada
  • North Carolina
Important considerations
When reviewing these numbers, it is important to note:
  • Child marriage is not a new phenomenon. A study by the Journal of Adolescent Health found that from 2000 to 2018, over 300,000 children were legally married in the US, most of them girls married to adult men.
  • Most child marriages in the US are female. The majority of minors who were married between 2000 and 2018 were girls.
  • Laws are changing. As of July 2025, 16 states have banned marriage for anyone under 18, closing loopholes that previously allowed it. These include Delaware, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Minnesota, Rhode Island, New York, Massachusetts, Vermont, Connecticut, Michigan, Washington, Virginia, New Hampshire, Oregon, and Missouri.
  • Child marriage still occurs. In the remaining states, underage marriage is still legal under certain circumstances, such as with parental or judicial consent.
 
Ishtar said:
lmao.
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Okay so I had a little bit more faith in my country thinking the age of consent was 18. Boy am I a dummy.

You certainly got my number, madam. You've proven that there are states that are disgusting enough to let people have sex with children still in high school.

I don't know why you're savoring the flavor of that victory so much but I just still think it's gross and wrong.
 
And you're misrepresenting my two separate quotes.

The first one was me mistakenly thinking that the age of consent was 18 across the board.

The second one was me saying that I still disregard the laws that say the age of consent should be younger than 18, because morally I think it should be 18 no matter what. I don't care what the law says 16 is too young.

Again, impact versus intent. You really have a hard time trying to articulate yourself.
 
Smeared Mascara said:
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That would explain the inconsistencies with the age of consent.
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I was going to say "I bet I know which parts have the really low ages of consent and which ones have 18."
Onion Null said:
Nigeria is one of those states that has a big religious fault line running through it. The southern half of the country is predominately Christian while the Northern part is predominately Muslim.

Before you pass judgment:
In the 1800s, ages of consent in the United States varied by state, but they were generally low, with most states having an age of 10 or 12 by 1880. A notable exception was Delaware, which had an age of consent of 7 in 1885. By the early 1900s, efforts by social purity movements led to an increase, with many states raising the age to 16 or 18 by 1920.

Range of Ages
  • Most Common Ages: By 1880, 37 states had an age of consent of 10 years, while 10 states had an age of 12 years.

  • Delaware: In 1885, Delaware's age of consent was 7 years old.
Changes Over Time

  • Reform Movement:
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    A social purity movement in the late 19th century advocated for raising the age of consent, aiming for 16, 18, or 21.
  • Early 20th Century:
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    These efforts were largely successful; by 1920, many states had raised their age of consent to 16 or 18.
Context
  • State Variation: The age of consent was not uniform across the country.

  • Influence of the 1885 Law: The 1885 law setting the age at 16 in some jurisdictions is a crucial part of understanding how consent laws developed.
Update: No! I don't justify porking an underage minor across state lines just to make sure there is no confusion.
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Also I wasn't trying to shit on them specifically because I almost said the Philippines instead. But if Nigeria is 18 and some US states are lower then US is being outdone by Africa and they look good in comparison.
 
Onion Null said:
I agree but the USA still has some work to do in this area:
Based on a study by the organization Unchained At Last covering 2000 to 2018, the top 10 states with the highest per-capita rate of child marriage were:
  • Nevada
  • Idaho
  • Arkansas
  • Kentucky
  • Oklahoma
  • Wyoming
  • Utah
  • Alabama
  • West Virginia
  • Mississippi
Other states with high overall child marriage totals
While per-capita rates provide a standardized comparison across states, total numbers paint a different picture, especially in more populous states. During the same period (2000–2018), states with a high overall number of child marriages included:
  • Texas
  • California
  • Florida
  • Nevada
  • North Carolina
Important considerations
When reviewing these numbers, it is important to note:
  • Child marriage is not a new phenomenon. A study by the Journal of Adolescent Health found that from 2000 to 2018, over 300,000 children were legally married in the US, most of them girls married to adult men.
  • Most child marriages in the US are female. The majority of minors who were married between 2000 and 2018 were girls.
  • Laws are changing. As of July 2025, 16 states have banned marriage for anyone under 18, closing loopholes that previously allowed it. These include Delaware, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Minnesota, Rhode Island, New York, Massachusetts, Vermont, Connecticut, Michigan, Washington, Virginia, New Hampshire, Oregon, and Missouri.
  • Child marriage still occurs. In the remaining states, underage marriage is still legal under certain circumstances, such as with parental or judicial consent.
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Hey come on now my first marriage was a child marriage 😢
 
Smeared Mascara said:
Hey come on now my first marriage was a child marriage 😢
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They changed the law like 5 years ago, but yeah in 2000 my first marriage was a child marriage. All four of our parents had to sign off on it.

I really think the two of us just purposely had a kid so we could get married and then get emancipated at 16, but that's another story for another time lol.
 
Smeared Mascara said:
They changed the law like 5 years ago, but yeah in 2000 my first marriage was a child marriage. All four of our parents had to sign off on it.

I really think the two of us just purposely had a kid so we could get married and then get emancipated at 16, but that's another story for another time lol.
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Oh nos
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Sneeder Griffin said:
Warski is part of Kino Casino, which is funded by An Open Secret producer and hedge fund manager Gabe Hoffman. Hoffman also likely finances MATI and Kiwifarms.

If Null starts going after Warski, he'll piss off Hoffman and possibly get cut off from his tugboat.
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If it weren’t for how clockable my artstyle was, I’d draw Josh being paid off by Hoffman in the style of one of those liberal political commentary comics
 
Home said:
If it weren’t for how clockable my artstyle was, I’d draw Josh being paid off by Hoffman in the style of one of those liberal political commentary comics
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I would do it in the old school style cartoon of the 1800s.

Thomas Nast. Racist motherfucker who still gets praised to this day. Bro hated Irish people and blacks more than anything else in the world.

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Onion Null said:
That third cartoon (the men in the barrels) was actually an attack against immigrants from Germany.
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Yeah but that's an Irishman with a sheleighly on the left.

Thomas Nast was such a piece of shit. He basically hated Italians, German, Irish, black, Chinese... And his heirs have really buried half of his work unless you're really looking for it. Dr Seuss is the same way.

It is a pretty weird commentary on race though because half of the races that he hated so much and weren't considered part of the white race back then are like top-tier white now. Like I don't think anybody is going to argue that German and Irish people aren't White 😂

I know it's a little different in the Dr Seuss situation because he was tapped by the feds to make anti-japanese war propaganda but still... Jesus Christ:

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Reason: Another thing I think is funny about race is up until about the 1950s, Mexicans were considered white on the government census
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Total: 4,621 (members: 1,663, guests: 2,958)

first thing that happens when someone loads kiwifarms.st, is that it loads an 8mb video.

when you feature something suddenly 1,000 people run to read it from discord and IRC links , thats an instant 8gigs of traffic JUST FROM THE FRONT PAGE. if its spicy or controversial enough to get 2000-4000+ clicks, and hes trying to serve 16-32gb off of a desktop grade NVME while also churning 250,000 gay ass reactions elsewhere on the site. yes. welcome to "504 Farms."

"HELP IM BEING DDOS'ED BY THOUSANDS OF THESE TOR CLIENTS"

no you just pinned a 40MB video on your fucking front index page again......

theres more, i was a CDN fag in a former life, fuck cloudflare you dont need them. but ever since that fat bitchy tub of shit called me a retard and banned me, im not really feeling charitable.

im giving you ONE example so that im not sitting here going "hahah i see a problem but i wont say what it is" , have a freebie josh. but a lot of this stuff could be mitigated. you want anything else, literally, pay me or at least be nicer to people for christs sake.

the second big one is so... fucking... retarded... i... could...scream...................... the "hug of death" isnt a "ddos" . if you fucked up bigly, your vulnerability to a"hug of death" could be used that way, and to be a little fair to jershua... it might be a little hard for someone to tell the difference. its not something id do unless me or someone i care about becomes kiwifamous, in which case id probably go make an account and post some detailed instructions on skibidifarms.



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Total: 4,621 (members: 1,663, guests: 2,958)

first thing that happens when someone loads kiwifarms.st, is that it loads an 8mb video.

when you feature something suddenly 1,000 people run to read it from discord and IRC links , thats an instant 8gigs of traffic JUST FROM THE FRONT PAGE. if its spicy or controversial enough to get 2000-4000+ clicks, and hes trying to serve 16-32gb off of a desktop grade NVME while also churning 250,000 gay ass reactions elsewhere on the site. yes. welcome to "504 Farms."

"HELP IM BEING DDOS'ED BY THOUSANDS OF THESE TOR CLIENTS"

no you just pinned a 40MB video on your fucking front index page again......

theres more, i was a CDN fag in a former life, fuck cloudflare you dont need them. but ever since that fat bitchy tub of shit called me a retard and banned me, im not really feeling charitable.

im giving you ONE example so that im not sitting here going "hahah i see a problem but i wont say what it is" , have a freebie josh. but a lot of this stuff could be mitigated. you want anything else, literally, pay me or at least be nicer to people for christs sake.

the second big one is so... fucking... retarded... i... could...scream...................... the "hug of death" isnt a "ddos" . if you fucked up bigly, your vulnerability to a"hug of death" could be used that way, and to be a little fair to jershua... it might be a little hard for someone to tell the difference. its not something id do unless me or someone i care about becomes kiwifamous, in which case id probably go make an account and post some detailed instructions on skibidifarms.



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So in other words, he's doing it to himself, not even realizing (or caring) why it happens?

That brings up another point though, doesn't he have outside help for his servers? Wouldn't they have found this exact problem and told him about it a long time ago? Unless his outside help is just as retarded?
 
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