I will never get circumcised.
Imagine having phimosis and being a forever smegma collector. Yuck.
I actually looked this up to bust your chops a little bit and found out today that there are actually people who naturally can't retract their foreskin at all. EVER. That's fucking gross. What do you get in there and clean that shit with a q-tip?

See the uncut hordes on Reddit look at circumcision like it's some kind of barbaric genital mutilation. We look at it as the wave of the future. You want to keep your dick cheese flap because it's "natural"? So is squatting in a bush to take a shit and wiping your ass with your bare hand. Go do that too if you want to be "natural".
Move into the 21st century with the rest of us. A diamond looks much better cut than uncut, son.