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You guys are basically forcing me to become a Lidl simp. Maybe I should just embrace it. She has become a lot more tolerable lately since she doesn't sperg about genderwar stuff nearly as much. She sounds cute and not fat also.
 
I am assuming when you mean going knuckle deep in people you mean removing a fecal impaction. Nursing Assistants don't remove fecal impactions as this is beyond the scope of their practice.
 
I have been put into this thread and even put into the kiwi farms random.txt thread multiple times and still haven't made the cut in any of them.

@Onion Null @Kenopsia It's time to do what the people want and add one of my quotes, it’s been requested multiple times and I think my quotes are great.
 
I nominate this one.

You could fly me out to the island and I'd spend my whole time ignoring the kids and trying to bang Ghislaine

Absolutely gigantic tits.
 
I have been put into this thread and even put into the kiwi farms random.txt thread multiple times and still haven't made the cut in any of them.

@Onion Null @Kenopsia It's time to do what the people want and add one of my quotes, it’s been requested multiple times and I think my quotes are great.

I think you deserve a placement on the poster board.

@Onion Null Let's Put One of This Fine Gentleman's Quotes on The Random txts. 🔥
 
I AM NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILE

STOP GASLIGHTING ME

my dad is literally dead this is impossible

just because i realized that my meds were blocking me from reaching my full psychological potential as a being of time doesnt mean im hallucinating

theyre not crazy pills they are psychological cockblockers

5'3 is NOT SHORT
 
Reason: I think she might be more entertaining than Ashley.
Depends, one major factor setting me off of it is if disabled and a pain in the ass to control and maintain.
This user faps to drawings of underage nuggets he badly draws himself to put into context how bad this looks. The thread was "do you want to have kids" by the way. I should not be laughing this hard god damn it.
 
Reason: You can't make this up.
This user faps to drawings of underage nuggets he badly draws himself to put into context how bad this looks. The thread was "do you want to have kids" by the way. I should not be laughing this hard god damn it.
I don't know why Alex is acting all friendly towards us even though we all literally think he's schizophrenic pedophile who shouldn’t be trusted around kids.
 
I don't know why Alex is acting all friendly towards us even though we all literally think he's schizophrenic pedophile who shouldn’t be trusted around kids.
He might not realize my laugh reaction is laughing at him.
 
Also @VAIDS Victim whenever you get back on take a look at these new hilarious quotes. I think you'll have a good laugh.
 
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