Kiwifarms Gossip spergy users on kiwifarms you've come across/interacted with

[Johan Schmidt]

They are on such a whole other level of unemployed they don't even know that even managers and supervisors are barely allowed to mention mental health or medical issues or that a lot of corporate workplaces have mental health programs now because when you fire a person and they immediately off themselves it doesn't look good on the company.

No one gets fired for mental health, or anything that even remotely touches 'I'll sue' as a button. They just get managed out. As a manager you just breathe down the workers neck and let the kafka-esque bullshit rules grind them down and out. Managers come at them with eighteen page long lists of crap that they bury them in and brusquely turf them out on their asses so fast their heads spin.

Or, if you work an actual job, you get on with your shit and just work with people you don't like lol.

 

[SIGSEGV]

There was this one idiot who posted some gore in a PM chain about a month or two back because we all told him to do it, then we all reported him because he was a sperg and we knew it would make him rage. After his temp ban expired, he came back and bragged that he'd been socking the whole time and "hadn't missed anything." It's like he didn't realize how pathetic it was to be so addicted to KF that you can't even go a whole week without checking it.

 

[Loona]

Unfortunately the only ones I can think of off the top my head are either one time posters that made spergs of themselves in one thread or less. Or they have been banned and fucked off ever since. Some of which I remember from both here and lolcow.org.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

There was this one idiot who posted some gore in a PM chain about a month or two back because we all told him to do it, then we all reported him because he was a sperg and we knew it would make him rage. After his temp ban expired, he came back and bragged that he'd been socking the whole time and "hadn't missed anything." It's like he didn't realize how pathetic it was to be so addicted to KF that you can't even go a whole week without checking it.

If you think that's the only reason or time I posted gore on kf then you are more delusional and narcissistic than I thought. I've been doing it for fun way before I started trolling you. You're too much of a pussy to tag me because you know I'll just post gore on your profile again lmao.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Calling people who sock after getting banned "addicted" is parroting a janny cope because they feel powerless, non jannies do it hopes of getting in their good graces to get some shred of power. If anything that's pathetic.

 

[Fedbuster]

Definitely paladinboo. The Bitch is genuinely an unhinged crackwhore.

 

[universe adventurer]

crackwhore

did she ever post her doing crack?

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

There was this one idiot who posted some gore in a PM chain about a month or two back because we all told him to do it, then we all reported him because he was a sperg and we knew it would make him rage. After his temp ban expired, he came back and bragged that he'd been socking the whole time and "hadn't missed anything." It's like he didn't realize how pathetic it was to be so addicted to KF that you can't even go a whole week without checking it.

Honestly I've gotten so bored with the place I only go there to get snippets from A&N and Happenings or to check the Chris stuff out, I could give a fuck about lolcows now because either the novelty wore off or they went to prison or some other thing happened.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Honestly I've gotten so bored with the place I only go there to get snippets from A&N and Happenings or to check the Chris stuff out, I could give a fuck about lolcows now because either the novelty wore off or they went to prison or some other thing happened.

That's pretty much why I don't use it anymore. Making socks takes 0 effort but it isn't as fun as it used to be so I quit doing it a while back. For me it's because most of the best people to troll were already banned. Kiwi farms is dead but addicts like him can't accept it. They will just go down with the sinking ship.

 

[Latin X]

Honestly I've gotten so bored with the place I only go there to get snippets from A&N and Happenings or to check the Chris stuff out, I could give a fuck about lolcows now because either the novelty wore off or they went to prison or some other thing happened.

People being retards online isn't novel anymore. With stuff like Twitter and it being so mainstream that world leaders and CEOs of the largest corporations publicly sperg out and humiliate themselves the same as autistic incels in basements... its like... what even is a lolcow anymore?

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

That's pretty much why I don't use it anymore. Making socks takes 0 effort but it isn't as fun as it used to be so I quit doing it a while back. For me it's because most of the best people to troll were already banned. Kiwi farms is dead but addicts like him can't accept it. They will just go down with the sinking ship.

I like A&N and Happenings because they have a variety of topics and you don't get banned for disagreeing like you do some places I've been to. I do find it amusing that the biggest spergs name themselves after wrestling characters which makes sense because WWE tends to attract autists who want a macho tough guy image in a vain effort to get people to like them.

People being retards online isn't novel anymore. With stuff like Twitter and it being so mainstream that world leaders and CEOs of the largest corporations publicly sperg out and humiliate themselves the same as autistic incels in basements... its like... what even is a lolcow anymore?

A lot of it is to appeal to people who think will buy their shit, they see "woke" content on TikTok and they think they can throw some glittering generality about how isms are bad and people will flock to their wares like flies on dog turds. Granted you get this with conservatards as well but they have little to no institutional power right now, despite every commie redditor thinking that AmeriKKKa is a Nazi state.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I do find it amusing that the biggest spergs name themselves after wrestling characters which makes sense because WWE tends to attract autists who want a macho tough guy image in a vain effort to get people to like them.

Don't forget the spergs that use giga Chad pfps for the same reason. Only "betas" for lack of a better term use them because real "alphas" have the self confidence to not have the need to put up appearances. By this logic @SIGSEGV is probably an overweight or underweight manlet.

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

Don't forget the spergs that use giga Chad pfps for the same reason. Only "betas" for lack of a better term use them because real "alphas" have the self confidence to not have the need to put up appearances. By this logic @SIGSEGV is probably an overweight or underweight manlet.

So it's like with the people who play D&D type games as some raging barbarian or dark edgelord who tend to be big fat losers in their real lives? I'm not saying that's always the case but it does tend to correlate with certain things like that.

But c'mon it's the Internet. Everyone behind a keyboard can be a 6'6" Olympic powerlifter and street fighting God.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Pretty much.

Or an actual anime cat girl irl.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Don't forget the spergs that use giga Chad pfps for the same reason. Only "betas" for lack of a better term use them because real "alphas" have the self confidence to not have the need to put up appearances. By this logic @SIGSEGV is probably an overweight or underweight manlet.

I started with a gigachad holding a ThinkPad because I like ThinkPads.

 

[Busty O'Queef]

Lenovo? Fn button is in the wrong place

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I started with a gigachad holding a ThinkPad because I like ThinkPads.

You forgot to mention your low self esteem and need for validation, even if it's just self validation. Like when ugly girls use anime OC avatars that look nothing like them and are just what they wished they look like.

 

[fag0t]

>hes not an anime girl irl
not going to make it

 

[SIGSEGV]

Like when ugly girls use anime OC avatars that look nothing like them and are just what they wished they look like

 

[universe adventurer]

@Crimson Fucker @SIGSEGV okay you two, break it up. stop having slapfights in my thread