Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

Do you think your alcoholic dad would approve of your racist internet friends if he hadn't been so ashamed that he squirted out an autistic invalid like you that he pounded liquor until his organs failed? I just wonder what particular type of loser he was. I imagine he was probably a better person than you are.
first you call him a child molester and rapist and now you say he was "Probably a better person" than me, I'm getting mixed signals here
 
why don't you get an ouija board and find out for me? and also ask if he's got any left behind cool jackets i can have stashed somewhere
 
Maybe if fnarrf actually manages to demoralize me over horrible things I already know, like the fact that DHS child prisons aren't going anywhere and in fact thousands of kids are still being hurt and disappeared, her life will get modestly less shitty and she'll turn into a lovable, worthy person.

Good thing she's stupid and vile so that will never happen in this lifetime.
Would you like to tin foil hat post about Boys Town, now?
 
Pretty fucking sad you can't even tell me whether your own father would find your friends' frothing, hateful, insane racial sentiments appropriate. Because I know nobody in my immediate family would.
what would your pedo brother-in-law think about it
Maybe if fnarrf actually manages to demoralize me over horrible things I already know, like the fact that DHS child prisons aren't going anywhere and in fact thousands of kids are still being hurt and disappeared, her life will get modestly less shitty and she'll turn into a lovable, worthy person.

Good thing she's stupid and vile so that will never happen in this lifetime.
why would i try to demoralize you over that when i can try to demoralize you over the fact that you calling one person mean names did absolutely nothing to save any child held prisoner illegally by the US government?
 
See the comedy here is that the animal rights group said that a mammal has feelings, and then something shocking and cruel happened to it.

Hilarious! @Karl
Bob Hope was the only person who could really deconstruct and critique an egg and make it funny.

have you thought of stealing Shecky Greenes bit? You kinda look like him.
 
How does anyone shoot themselves in the foot as hard as Sig did? Why even have a banner like that? Comedy is in the exaggerated, not the mundane. Having something like "I WILL MURDER PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN WITH THE MOON ON JULY 20th! I WILL USE THE ACTUAL, LITERAL MOON ORBITING THE EARTH RIGHT NOW AND SWING ITS ORBIT INTO JOE BIDEN'S RATTLY ELDERLY ASS USING CHINESE FIREWORKS!" would make more sense and be funnier.
There's a difference between being a /b/tard and just being retarded. Good luck with the feds I guess.
 
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