Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

[Noghoul]

Interesting, probably plays a part in his spastic outbursts at least. Always claims to be quitting Coke Zero but like a hopeless addict crawling back to his drug dealer, he just can't help himself.

You know bucko. The Wikihow man himself may be lurking right now.
Josh, it's time to battle the dragon of chaos and rescue the princess from the vore comic, it's time to end the existencial legacy of your blockland years, benzodiazepine-induced brain damage may help but first things first:
It's time to clean your coffee mug bucko, you know...

t. lobster man

 

[Noghoul]

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Hello? Yes? Based department?

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

Hello? Yes? Based department?
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A clown girlfriend is 1000x better than what Joshy deserves.

What about Giga-Chads?

The Giga-Chad is a legendary creature that only exists in the imaginations of the incel community. The ultimate pussy slayer, who exists only to remind the vast legions of unwashed internet virgins that their existence is complete garbage.

But who knows, maybe somewhere, somehow, there is a guy out there whose entire life is fast cars and easy pussy or some shit we're told we should aspire to, who is actually pleased with how everything in his life is.

 

[Creepy Pig Man]

But who knows, maybe somewhere, somehow, there is a guy out there whose entire life is fast cars and easy pussy or some shit we're told we should aspire to, who is actually pleased with how everything in his life is.

Of course there is. It's a nice cope to pretend that other people are just as miserable as you are, but it's just a cope.

 

[Jane Doe 1]

A clown girlfriend is 1000x better than what Joshy deserves.

The Giga-Chad is a legendary creature that only exists in the imaginations of the incel community. The ultimate pussy slayer, who exists only to remind the vast legions of unwashed internet virgins that their existence is complete garbage.

But who knows, maybe somewhere, somehow, there is a guy out there whose entire life is fast cars and easy pussy or some shit we're told we should aspire to, who is actually pleased with how everything in his life is.

 

[Noghoul]

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what did mean by this

Of course there is. It's a nice cope to pretend that other people are just as miserable as you are, but it's just a cope.

No matter what I'm very grateful for what I have
In this day and age, if you live in a Western country, even if you're poor and an absolute incel neckbeard, you can consider yourself fortunate.
This is not a SJW rant about Critical Theory privilege or some delusion like that, but about material tangible facts

You think incel neckbeards are miserable? Tell that to a landless leper in the middle ages or a mud-eater in Haiti.
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[UltimateDestroyer]

Of course there is. It's a nice cope to pretend that other people are just as miserable as you are, but it's just a cope.

There probably is, he most likely doesn't make his presence known to most of the internet because he's got nothing to prove to the various tribes of retarded social outcasts that inhabit it.

what did mean by this

No matter what I'm very grateful for what I have
In this day and age, if you live in a Western country, even if you're poor and an absolute incel neckbeard, you can consider yourself fortunate.
This is not a SJW rant about Critical Theory privilege or some delusion like that, but about material tangible facts

You think incel neckbeards are miserable? Tell that to a landless leper in the middle ages or a mud-eater in Haiti.
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Dirt cakes mmmmmm
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Sadly most Western countries are being shit up by SJW crap and trade-liberty-for-temporary-safety schemes. But yeah you have a point, incels are largely a byproduct of being unable to find your own way in one of the richer countries. Sure, you may be able to afford fast food every day and crash in your parents' basement at no charge, but are you really pleased with the way things are?

Just because you live in a nice house with well off parents doesn't mean you're living the high life. Especially if your parents have ridiculous expectations or try to control every aspect of your life. With rich kids it's even worse in that regard, displease your wealthy oil baron dad and he cuts you off and forces you to come back to Saudi Arabia.

Money isn't everything, even if it can give you better cars and pussy.

 

[Noghoul]

I agree, money isn't everything, and that's precisely why you should give me all your money.

 

[The Fool]

incel fallacy; money doesn't get you pussy, being a skillful, resourceful and self-sufficient man gets you pussy

 

[Jane Doe 1]

I agree, money isn't everything, and that's precisely why you should give me all your money.

How much?

 

[Creepy Pig Man]

Imagine projecting your misery on other people to try to assuage your own feelings of inadequacy. If you can imagine it, you're an incel.

 

[Xiǎo gǒu]

My question is, what actually makes incels, femcels, and volcels?

 

[Jane Doe 1]

My question is, what actually makes incels, femcels, and volcels?

Blood, calcium, spit, piss and shit, and skin.

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

I agree, money isn't everything, and that's precisely why you should give me all your money.

No way man, I need these dollarydoos to afford the Jordan Belfort lifestyle. You're free to join in on the fun if you like though, least I can do.

My question is, what actually makes incels, femcels, and volcels?

Being a nobody in an increasingly dehumanized global society? I'm sure it doesn't help anything.

 

[Jane Doe 1]

No way man, I need these dollarydoos to afford the Jordan Belfort lifestyle. You're free to join in on the fun if you like though, least I can do.

Can I join?

 

[Creepy Pig Man]

My question is, what actually makes incels, femcels, and volcels?

Well, the first two are mainly caused by whining and entitlement.

 

[Jane Doe 1]

what did mean by this

I mean those are the Nigga-Chads.

 

[kayne_krazy]

If hotwheels is to be believed Jewsh used to be tweaker, I'm somewhat skeptical since hotwheels is serpentine as fuck.
He drinks a lot coke zero (up to 4 liters daily) and coffee ocasionally.

Can caffeine be considered a drug? The effects of caffeine on physical and mental health are overwhemingly positive, but yes, technically speaking it's adrug.

Hotwheels never said Josh was a tweaker, it was more of Josh asking Hotwheels on how to get Modafinil into the Phillipines to allegedly give him a work ethic boost for the imageboard software that was crowdfunded, Infinity next. Hotwheels didn't want that liability and told him not to try to bring a controlled substance to the philipines - a stimulant no less - even if it was legal to own in the States at the time.

 

[Noghoul]

Being a nobody in an increasingly dehumanized global society? I'm sure it doesn't help anything.

wtf I love global society now

 

[Noghoul]

Hotwheels never said Josh was a tweaker, it was more of Josh asking Hotwheels on how to get Modafinil into the Phillipines to allegedly give him a work ethic boost for the imageboard software that was crowdfunded, Infinity next. Hotwheels didn't want that liability and told him not to try to bring a controlled substance to the philipines - a stimulant no less - even if it was legal to own in the States at the time.

I'm fairly certain it was Adderall, not modafinil, and hotwheels outright said that Josh was abusing his adhd prescription