Sneeder Griffin
Baby Onion
So I took a look at Lidl's posting pattern to see if I could identify her sleep patterns.
She consistently posts from about 9 AM to 9 PM EST, with almost no posts after that time, leaving 12 hours for sleep/work. This time would not make since in America unless she was a NEET or a third shift worker. However, this would be about 3 PM to 3 AM in Belgium, which would make sense if she was a first shift worker who leaves work and spends the rest of her day seething about moids, staying online late into the night to talk to the American fanbase and only getting about 4-5 hours of sleep a night.
By comparison, Null typically logs in around 10 AM and logs off around 2 AM EST, which makes sense since Kiwifarms is his job and he has no social life or obligations outside of it. Other terminally online American posters like Anominous, WelperHelper, and HHH are typically on around the same time.
Based off of this, we can make a few assumptions.
1. Null is likely not Lidl Drip, since being able to keep up these time frames for years at a time would be a bit autistic even for him.
2. Lidl Drip is still living in Europe and does not live with Null in America.
3. Lidl Drip is not a mother and likely is foreveralone, since no parent or girlfriend could spend 12+ hours every day on Kiwi Farms, going late into the night.
Taking this into account, as well as Null's obsessive and slavish simping for her, the most likely scenario is that Lidl is Null's new Stocking. Null is infatuated with Lidl, while Lidl keeps him at arms distance and only views him as a friend and a simp. This will inevitably blow up once Lidl catches the ick from him, resulting in Null lashing back at her by doxing and swatting her like he did to Stocking and his other oneitises on BlockLand.
She consistently posts from about 9 AM to 9 PM EST, with almost no posts after that time, leaving 12 hours for sleep/work. This time would not make since in America unless she was a NEET or a third shift worker. However, this would be about 3 PM to 3 AM in Belgium, which would make sense if she was a first shift worker who leaves work and spends the rest of her day seething about moids, staying online late into the night to talk to the American fanbase and only getting about 4-5 hours of sleep a night.
By comparison, Null typically logs in around 10 AM and logs off around 2 AM EST, which makes sense since Kiwifarms is his job and he has no social life or obligations outside of it. Other terminally online American posters like Anominous, WelperHelper, and HHH are typically on around the same time.
Based off of this, we can make a few assumptions.
1. Null is likely not Lidl Drip, since being able to keep up these time frames for years at a time would be a bit autistic even for him.
2. Lidl Drip is still living in Europe and does not live with Null in America.
3. Lidl Drip is not a mother and likely is foreveralone, since no parent or girlfriend could spend 12+ hours every day on Kiwi Farms, going late into the night.
Taking this into account, as well as Null's obsessive and slavish simping for her, the most likely scenario is that Lidl is Null's new Stocking. Null is infatuated with Lidl, while Lidl keeps him at arms distance and only views him as a friend and a simp. This will inevitably blow up once Lidl catches the ick from him, resulting in Null lashing back at her by doxing and swatting her like he did to Stocking and his other oneitises on BlockLand.