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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

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So I took a look at Lidl's posting pattern to see if I could identify her sleep patterns.

She consistently posts from about 9 AM to 9 PM EST, with almost no posts after that time, leaving 12 hours for sleep/work. This time would not make since in America unless she was a NEET or a third shift worker. However, this would be about 3 PM to 3 AM in Belgium, which would make sense if she was a first shift worker who leaves work and spends the rest of her day seething about moids, staying online late into the night to talk to the American fanbase and only getting about 4-5 hours of sleep a night.

By comparison, Null typically logs in around 10 AM and logs off around 2 AM EST, which makes sense since Kiwifarms is his job and he has no social life or obligations outside of it. Other terminally online American posters like Anominous, WelperHelper, and HHH are typically on around the same time.

Based off of this, we can make a few assumptions.

1. Null is likely not Lidl Drip, since being able to keep up these time frames for years at a time would be a bit autistic even for him.

2. Lidl Drip is still living in Europe and does not live with Null in America.

3. Lidl Drip is not a mother and likely is foreveralone, since no parent or girlfriend could spend 12+ hours every day on Kiwi Farms, going late into the night.

Taking this into account, as well as Null's obsessive and slavish simping for her, the most likely scenario is that Lidl is Null's new Stocking. Null is infatuated with Lidl, while Lidl keeps him at arms distance and only views him as a friend and a simp. This will inevitably blow up once Lidl catches the ick from him, resulting in Null lashing back at her by doxing and swatting her like he did to Stocking and his other oneitises on BlockLand.
 
So I took a look at Lidl's posting pattern to see if I could identify her sleep patterns.

She consistently posts from about 9 AM to 9 PM EST, with almost no posts after that time, leaving 12 hours for sleep/work. This time would not make since in America unless she was a NEET or a third shift worker. However, this would be about 3 PM to 3 AM in Belgium, which would make sense if she was a first shift worker who leaves work and spends the rest of her day seething about moids, staying online late into the night to talk to the American fanbase and only getting about 4-5 hours of sleep a night.

By comparison, Null typically logs in around 10 AM and logs off around 2 AM EST, which makes sense since Kiwifarms is his job and he has no social life or obligations outside of it. Other terminally online American posters like Anominous, WelperHelper, and HHH are typically on around the same time.

Based off of this, we can make a few assumptions.

1. Null is likely not Lidl Drip, since being able to keep up these time frames for years at a time would be a bit autistic even for him.

2. Lidl Drip is still living in Europe and does not live with Null in America.

3. Lidl Drip is not a mother and likely is foreveralone, since no parent or girlfriend could spend 12+ hours every day on Kiwi Farms, going late into the night.

Taking this into account, as well as Null's obsessive and slavish simping for her, the most likely scenario is that Lidl is Null's new Stocking. Null is infatuated with Lidl, while Lidl keeps him at arms distance and only views him as a friend and a simp. This will inevitably blow up once Lidl catches the ick from him, resulting in Null lashing back at her by doxing and swatting her like he did to Stocking and his other oneitises on BlockLand.
>because lidl posts almost entirely within Null's waking hours, we can assume null is likely not Lidl

are you retarded?
 
Josh's motivation for his male feminist routine isn't even ideological. It's financial.
This. Just like when he was a kid. joshy lives off of mooching off of single mums. These bints are an investment in joshy succeeding, as they are useless holes, who have done nothing other than leech off of the government tit, and fucked up their kids life, by being terminally online. Bint logic dictates: If I give my gibs (meant for my child) for a Poo and Ornery badge, that proves that MY FAS baby will be a WINNER!
are you retarded?
Most likely.
The only proof we have for this is Null himself and
It makes sense. Single mums have loads of (taxpayers) money to piss away.
 
So I took a look at Lidl's posting pattern to see if I could identify her sleep patterns.

She consistently posts from about 9 AM to 9 PM EST, with almost no posts after that time, leaving 12 hours for sleep/work. This time would not make since in America unless she was a NEET or a third shift worker. However, this would be about 3 PM to 3 AM in Belgium, which would make sense if she was a first shift worker who leaves work and spends the rest of her day seething about moids, staying online late into the night to talk to the American fanbase and only getting about 4-5 hours of sleep a night.

By comparison, Null typically logs in around 10 AM and logs off around 2 AM EST, which makes sense since Kiwifarms is his job and he has no social life or obligations outside of it. Other terminally online American posters like Anominous, WelperHelper, and HHH are typically on around the same time.

Based off of this, we can make a few assumptions.

1. Null is likely not Lidl Drip, since being able to keep up these time frames for years at a time would be a bit autistic even for him.

2. Lidl Drip is still living in Europe and does not live with Null in America.

3. Lidl Drip is not a mother and likely is foreveralone, since no parent or girlfriend could spend 12+ hours every day on Kiwi Farms, going late into the night.

Taking this into account, as well as Null's obsessive and slavish simping for her, the most likely scenario is that Lidl is Null's new Stocking. Null is infatuated with Lidl, while Lidl keeps him at arms distance and only views him as a friend and a simp. This will inevitably blow up once Lidl catches the ick from him, resulting in Null lashing back at her by doxing and swatting her like he did to Stocking and his other oneitises on BlockLand.
If she's in the US with Null on some sort of visa she's not allowed to legally work at all until she gets her Greencard. Besides, Null wouldn't make his tradwaifu work a job, that doesn't fit his chudly ideals. She has to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen for him to live out his coca cola advert dreams. I know plenty of moms who scroll Tiktok/Instagram all day.
 
If she's in the US with Null on some sort of visa she's not allowed to legally work at all until she gets her Greencard. Besides, Null wouldn't make his tradwaifu work a job, that doesn't fit his chudly ideals. She has to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen for him to live out his coca cola advert dreams. I know plenty of moms who scroll Tiktok/Instagram all day.
There’s no chance Lidl is on a fiancee visa. And if they go married we would know about it. Lidl is very likely not in America on a visa.
 
If Null and Lidl were dating, he wouldn’t act like a neurotic incel mess all the time.

She’s just another case of a girl treating the loser kindly so he’ll do her homework for her—mixed with that dreaded pick me syndrome they always complain about in the man-hate thread, considering how she follows Null around 24/7 and parrots the same idiotic opinions and fights his battles for him.
 
>because lidl posts almost entirely within Null's waking hours, we can assume null is likely not Lidl

are you retarded?
I still doubt lidl drip is null because there is actual conflict within their relationship and it seems weird for null to support any ideology which doesn't directly benefit him. Seriously, if lidl drip is null this basically indicates that null is absolutely crazy. Like actually mentally ill if he could just create a new convincing person in his head. How come we've never seen this before?
 
Seriously, if lidl drip is null this basically indicates that null is absolutely crazy. Like actually mentally ill if he could just create a new convincing person in his head.
>he thinks the guy who said he was going to go to a girls house, kill her dad, and torture her to death after raping her is normal.
 
Josh's motivation for his male feminist routine isn't even ideological. It's financial.

By his own account, Josh started the m'lady fedora tipping around 2020. In 2020, 9chan had to shut down after CP spam and fedposters made the site untenable and unprofitable. At the same time, TERFs were taking interest in Kiwi Farms for having receipts on the Yaniv drama. TERFs, like many outspoken left-leaning women, donate to causes they believe in. Josh, with dollar signs in his eyes, began marketing himself as a "woman respecting chud", pivoted away from anything related to imageboards, and raked in the money. We know TERFs donate a lot to him because he once complained that since mostly women have T&H, Thunderdomers are worthless to him.

Now that Josh sees a new grift that he thinks could lead to massive damages and exposure, he's going for that. He's begging on Twitter to talk to Asmongold about payment processors despite, not even a month ago, implying that Asmongold is a pedo supporter for being signed to the same talent agency as Kirsche and Shondo and saying that griftubers have nothing for him but the occasional kind word. Josh doesn't want his potential connections in the culture war grift sphere to think he's an uncool male feminist, so he's labeling Collective Shout with every sexist epithet possible: "banshees", "knitting circle", and "holes". He wants to be one of the cool kids again. He wants money to sit alongside Kirsche and Rev Says Desu (two pro-lolicon people he's criticized in the past) and get quoted by Asmongold about how payment processors are bowing to feminazi pressure to RAPE innocent gaymers and chuds. He wants to be part of the same stupid, unproductive ecosystem he's criticized. He has no higher values except the almighty dollar, stomach, and dick.

Lidl is right, though, that this will fail like every movement before it. Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian became experts on online harassment. Vic Mignogna is, in the eyes of the court, a rapist who shouldn't make any new anime dubs while Jamie Marchi and Monica Rial have uninterrupted careers. Comicsgate hasn't brought Marvel back to its macho glory days. Most likely, this payment processor spat is going to burn out after two weeks, a new porn game platform will arise, and Josh will come crawling back to the feminists to get money for his artisan cheese. For all his talk about how manchildren suck, Josh has proven himself to be no different -- just quieter and smarter with a veneer of "maturity".

Here's the thing, the gamers and weebs see Null the same way they see people like Taylor Lorenz. They are not gonna let Null into their movement as they see him as the one who allows his personal army to dox VTubers.

The only one that didn't piss them off was the doxxing of BittyCat because she was an open MAP supporter.
 
>he thinks the guy who said he was going to go to a girls house, kill her dad, and torture her to death after raping her is normal.
Okay, maybe you have a point, but like a different type of crazy, one where he just lost control of his own actions and view of the world.

I still doubt lidl drip is null because there is actual conflict within their relationship and it seems weird for null to support any ideology which doesn't directly benefit him. Seriously, if lidl drip is null this basically indicates that null is absolutely crazy. Like actually mentally ill if he could just create a new convincing person in his head. How come we've never seen this before?
Lidl drip is the equivalent of a tyler durden alter ego if it's true that she is null.

* For lidl drip to be null he'd have to sufficiently roleplay as a "girlfailure"(The type of woman who failed in a society which gave her every advantage)

* He'd have to create his own aesthetic/special interest that femspergs tend to have (Lidl drip being interested in aldis for some reason??)

* Do something he's never done and go directly against his own self interest. Writing up a man hate thread, inciting so much scorn from his own website for no reason. I can imagine him doing it for a girl, but him doing it for an imaginary friend??(Okay maybe this is because women get T&H alot but I don't think this much conflict is warranted. Also imagine how much T&H from male users he would've gotten but didnt because of this situation)

* He also had this alter ego break up with him due to his own actions? Yeah it's definitely not because it's a real girl who grew tired of him.

* Have a seemingly different memory than null (Null will react at any slight while drip will be a smidge more reserved)

I know there are some crazies out there, and that DID is a real thing, but this is like saying my alt account is forsaken wanderer. Why would DID only be emerging in null now? Have you considered that a woman would be attracted to null? He's a bad guy, but he's the admin of a forum which has alot of influence on internet pop culture, is smart and can put on a good speech about principles when he wants to.

Here's what happened, drip probably messaged him herself, probably was nice to him, showed null her nudes, and then he folded. Simple as.
 
Signing up as a former kiwisister and something of a BP "insider" to comment on this. Lidl Drip and Josh are not the same person, and I'd wager they hardly even spoke in private. He liked her because he saw her as an asset. She was a very active user, provided a lot of content, staunchly defended him, and acted as a sort of bridge to the female demographic of the site. He probably considered her the unofficial head of the kiwisisters, which was great for him because that's work his retarded male brain didn't have to do to expand his influence. He might be very confused about why his "retarded holes" statement caused such a change, but the fact is that any woman on the site who has been following his cause and is honest with herself knows she's been making excuses on his behalf for a long time in the hopes that it would serve "the greater good". I understand now that he's simply incompetent. It doesn't really matter how many podcasts he gets himself onto, his popularity peaks with schizos and major changes to society will come from other people who are more competent.

I'm so glad Lidl left, and I wish her the very best in life. I hope the BP users who interacted with her post about leaving follow suit the way I did. KF is a waste of our time, we cannot trust a womens interest group led by a man, and our efforts are far better spent building up with other women.
 
Signing up as a former kiwisister and something of a BP "insider" to comment on this. Lidl Drip and Josh are not the same person, and I'd wager they hardly even spoke in private. He liked her because he saw her as an asset. She was a very active user, provided a lot of content, staunchly defended him, and acted as a sort of bridge to the female demographic of the site. He probably considered her the unofficial head of the kiwisisters, which was great for him because that's work his retarded male brain didn't have to do to expand his influence. He might be very confused about why his "retarded holes" statement caused such a change, but the fact is that any woman on the site who has been following his cause and is honest with herself knows she's been making excuses on his behalf for a long time in the hopes that it would serve "the greater good". I understand now that he's simply incompetent. It doesn't really matter how many podcasts he gets himself onto, his popularity peaks with schizos and major changes to society will come from other people who are more competent.

I'm so glad Lidl left, and I wish her the very best in life. I hope the BP users who interacted with her post about leaving follow suit the way I did. KF is a waste of our time, we cannot trust a womens interest group led by a man, and our efforts are far better spent building up with other women.
Wow. I guess this makes sense, how couldnull, or anyone really support women's interests more than the establishment?
 
If she's in the US with Null on some sort of visa she's not allowed to legally work at all until she gets her Greencard. Besides, Null wouldn't make his tradwaifu work a job, that doesn't fit his chudly ideals. She has to be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen for him to live out his coca cola advert dreams. I know plenty of moms who scroll Tiktok/Instagram all day.
Save your au fan fics for deviant art. He shelved his sock when he made it say it was leaving the site after making a fake argument for an excuse to get rid of it and make a new one that he thinks will be less obvious.
 
I still doubt lidl drip is null because there is actual conflict within their relationship and it seems weird for null to support any ideology which doesn't directly benefit him. Seriously, if lidl drip is null this basically indicates that null is absolutely crazy. Like actually mentally ill if he could just create a new convincing person in his head. How come we've never seen this before?
I could easily make a sock to argue with and no one would know.
 
Signing up as a former kiwisister and something of a BP "insider" to comment on this. Lidl Drip and Josh are not the same person, and I'd wager they hardly even spoke in private. He liked her because he saw her as an asset. She was a very active user, provided a lot of content, staunchly defended him, and acted as a sort of bridge to the female demographic of the site. He probably considered her the unofficial head of the kiwisisters, which was great for him because that's work his retarded male brain didn't have to do to expand his influence. He might be very confused about why his "retarded holes" statement caused such a change, but the fact is that any woman on the site who has been following his cause and is honest with herself knows she's been making excuses on his behalf for a long time in the hopes that it would serve "the greater good". I understand now that he's simply incompetent. It doesn't really matter how many podcasts he gets himself onto, his popularity peaks with schizos and major changes to society will come from other people who are more competent.

I'm so glad Lidl left, and I wish her the very best in life. I hope the BP users who interacted with her post about leaving follow suit the way I did. KF is a waste of our time, we cannot trust a womens interest group led by a man, and our efforts are far better spent building up with other women.
There is a lot wrong with this. New user and only post is this. It sounds like something Josh would type up to cover his own ass. And you didn't even post your account on the site you supposedly no longer use which sounds like you are afraid it would get banned or something so probably still use kf. And is at a suspicious time when the gay ops user are coming in full force which happens every time Josh does something that makes it look like he is socking. No evidence or anything. Just expecting us to take it at face value. When there is evidence of the contrary ignored by shills. And you know about this obscure site and thread. Most kf users wouldn't.
 
Reason: Which means you posted here before and this is a sock.
There is a lot wrong with this. New user and only post is this. It sounds like something Josh would type up to cover his own ass. And you didn't even post your account on the site you supposedly no longer use which sounds like you are afraid it would get banned or something so probably still use kf. And is at a suspicious time when the gay ops user are coming in full force which happens every time Josh does something that makes it look like he is socking. No evidence or anything. Just expecting us to take it at face value. When there is evidence of the contrary ignored by shills. And you know about this site and thread.
I signed up to say my little piece and wish her well in a place that she might see and which won't get swept. If you don't believe me, that's fine.
 
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