Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

[Onion Null 2]

I don't even know why I'm arguing with this fake Ashley because I understand the pun in the name (she would never open herself up to the jokes of having a username with the word LEAN in it)

She starts off too many of her posts with the words "hey man" and typically women don't do that.

I don't know if anybody's noticed this or not, but her responses are missing the $5 unnecessary words that she gets off of thesaurus.com and the flowery prose that she thinks makes her sound smart in every post.

This is definitely a human cig situation.

Lean is an Ashley imposter.

 

[TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski]

Something that always strikes me looking at accounts like yours is how you literally do not think or talk about anything else besides racism and your psychosexual obsession with transpeople. Like you don't even pretend to care about history or arts like some nazi fags, you are just a seething unhappy little nothing.

Or how about its real easy not to dox yourself if you don't give out anything concerning your interests?

I don't realky care and it's funny you'll die alone.

You kinda do with all of these posts you're responding to.

I'm pretty sure I just hated brian because he's a smug autistic child playing out fantasies of being an alpha male through the safety of the computer and wouldn't stop running his dysgenic chinless yapper. Kind of like you.

Can you unblur your house if you're so tough?

14 years on you're still obsessed with him,

Fatass cannot look at mirrors, more news at 11.

literally came here to start a convo with me just about him, maybe you two can explore each other and he can finally address the fact he's an insane repressed gay man who wants to suck off men and young boys.

Damn, we should kill off gay men if being repressed makes them so heinous.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

I haven't been mentioning you being a fat pig lately, it doesn't mean you lost weight. You can play the Sigmund Freud routine all you want, but I'm not going to take your low quality argue bait.

Who's playing freud? Another loser here wrote me a book about how you pathologically flirt with every crazy woman you come across on the internet. I'm calling you a loser who is either being a serial adulterer to his white trash wifey you go to baby brained wrestling shows with or else you're lying about being married. You're a white trash racist drunk so either possibility is equally hilarious, and of course the state would never let something like you keep children around.

 

[Onion Null 2]

No period at the end of this sentence.

No period at all I'm betting.

You know, because she never had kids.

 

[TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski]

Another loser here wrote me a book about how you pathologically flirt with every crazy woman you come across on the internet.

Yeah sure they did.

else you're lying about being married.

I believe him more than your lies about having 500 Reviews on Amazon, and a T-Shirt selling business, and being married to Thomas Jankowski.

 

[TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski]

No period at all I'm betting.

You know, because she never had kids.

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She tries to avoid periods because she looks too much like a fat round circle.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Who's playing freud?

You are trying to, implying that I have troubles with my marriage because I haven't talked about my wife in a minute. I literally just said that, stupid. Keep up.

Another loser here wrote me a book about how you pathologically flirt with every crazy woman you come across on the internet.

Boo hoo for you hoo.

I'm calling you a loser who is either being a serial adulterer to his white trash wifey you go to baby brained wrestling shows with or else you're lying about being married.

Hey now, she's yellow trashy. And it may be dorky for two middle-aged people to go to wrestling shows together, but at least we're both doing stuff we like together.

Suck on that, cat lady.

You're a white trash

Yes

racist drunk so either possibility is equally hilarious,

Can't be racist with a bug lady wife, I quit drinking a couple months ago.

and of course the state would never let something like you keep children around.

That's a bold statement coming from a woman who the state won't let have SCISSORS around

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

You are trying to, implying that I have troubles with my marriage because I haven't talked about my wife in a minute. I literally just said that, stupid. Keep up.



Boo hoo for you hoo.



Hey now, she's yellow trashy. And it may be dorky for two middle-aged people to go to wrestling shows together, but at least we're both doing stuff we like together.

Suck on that, cat lady.



Yes



Can't be racist with a bug lady wife, I quit drinking a couple months ago.



That's a bold statement coming from a woman who the state won't let have SCISSORS around

I don't think anyone really believes you did any sort of military service but it would be funny if you sacrificed your remaining sanity and got shot at for Burger King and Chase Bank and Lockheed Martin and all you got for it was PTSD and alcoholism and a shitty apartment in Chicago's chinatown as well. Honor and intellect well rewarded!

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Because he's a psychopathic greasebag who constantly talks about getting horny over murdering arabs, is an insane racist otherwise, has actually threatened me with a gun, showed up to your shitty podcast drunk and insane getting into a weird prolonged screaming match with another loser here. Lmao what the fuck do you mean "why are his kids any concern of mine" when he acts like that you fucking retard. I can't fucking believe how much if a space alien you are, do you fucking seriously think this guy is fit to raise children????

Actually he called you out because you mentioned you had a stockpile of guns. He actually challenged you to back up what you said when he showed you his firearm.

As for the "murdering arabs" talk, I am more inclined to believe that he said this because it get you riled up.

I doubt seriously that he is planning some kind of rampage against Arab-Americans though I will admit some of the stuff he says kind of sets my teeth on edge.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Actually he called you out because you mentioned you had a stockpile of guns. He actually challenged you to back up what you said when he showed you his firearm.

As for the "murdering arabs" talk, I am more inclined to believe that he said this because it get you riled up.

I doubt seriously that he is planning some kind of rampage against Arab-Americans though I will admit some of the stuff he says kind of sets my teeth on edge.

You are a stunted pedophile whose wife left him because you are an emotional black hole and an insane sociopath who doesn't understand why other humans do anything or believe anything. You have absolutely no disgust response to the most outrageous and violent racism this shithead posts. You don't have any irl friends and I get the feeling your family views you as a weird, creepy potentially predatory burden that they have to keep around which is why you are reduced to defending this guy on the internet and pretending you have a bond with him.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Reminder there's a guy who was questioned by cops for planning a school shooting just posting here now. Ken for some reason lets that guy roam free but he's mad enough at me to keep this insane manchild vendetta going lol

 

[Onion Null 2]

I don't think anyone really believes you did any sort of military service but it would be funny if you sacrificed your remaining sanity and got shot at for Burger King and Chase Bank and Lockheed Martin and all you got for it was PTSD and alcoholism and a shitty apartment in Chicago's chinatown as well. Honor and intellect well rewarded!

Oof, the welfare sponge hit me right in the valor gland. I don't think I'll ever be able to recover from that.

No, wait... Yeah I think I'll live. If I was going to lie about being in the armed forces I would have made myself something way cooler than an army grunt, and you aren't the first person who either told me that I was lying about something (I'm literally the person who tells everyone I lie all the time so nobody can figure out who I am) and you're definitely not the first welfare leeching reddit socialist to tell me "fuck you for your service" so meh.

And I mean come on now... are you even aware of how stupid you sound calling the apartments in Chinatown shitty? I wish this really was Ashley because I know how much it would burn her ass to know that I live in an expensive, liberal, progressive metropolitan area while she lives in some low income housing out in the sticks of Tennessee.

Come to think about it:

- I own part of a business (albeit a small part but I still did put money into it and am a partial owner)
- I'm my own boss so people don't tell me what to do
- I live in one of the big five cities (and was born in another one)
- I live in a progressive/liberal stronghold
- I'm happily married and had 3 kids
- I actually got to travel around the world (to places I wanted to go and places I didn't want to go lol)

My life is literally the dream that you've always wanted for yourself but never had.

And goddamn... I heard you're older than me so I severely doubt you're ever going to achieve your dreams in this lifetime, Beet Foot. I hope you're a Buddhist just like my missus, maybe next life you'll be reincarnated into someone who is in a complete fucking failure

 

[Onion Null 2]

Actually he called you out because you mentioned you had a stockpile of guns. He actually challenged you to back up what you said when he showed you his firearm.

That's an accurate assessment of what happened. There were no threats, just "I think you're a lying sack of shit, and for no particular reason I'm going to call you out on this one thing" so I posted a picture of my glock, holstered, laying on its side pointing away from the camera in the most non-threatening picture that I could possibly take.

It was literally an "I own one and I'm challenging you to prove you own one too" moment.

As for the "murdering arabs" talk, I am more inclined to believe that he said this because it get you riled up.

I'll keep doing it too because it's funny. let's see how red we can make beet foot's face get.

I doubt seriously that he is planning some kind of rampage against Arab-Americans

I already did that in 2004 and 2005 lol

And it was nice and legal. Well I mean... The stuff they can PROVE we did was nice and legal.

though I will admit some of the stuff he says kind of sets my teeth on edge.

The edge of the curb?

 

[Nektar Geist]

Shut up limey

You must have scurvy, hmmm?

pedo

But Im not a Marxist. Ashley Renee Hutsell has a fetish for child rapists, tho.

heard the podcast recording and everyone knows you're an unmedicated schizophrenic being cared for by nhs

Heard the podcast... everyone... less than 10 people listened to it. So. Not everyone. I heard that kids who have neglectful families, are more likely to develop schizophrenia. Like you.

I thought you wanted to be on the podcast?

Oooooh. That voice, tho. Like nails on a chalk board. Sadly fnaarf chickened out. She has that Honey Chile voice.

I don't think

Evidenced by your posting history.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Oof, the welfare sponge hit me right in the valor gland. I don't think I'll ever be able to recover from that.

No, wait... Yeah I think I'll live.

When was the last time anyone in real life told you that you were cool or funny?

 

[Onion Null 2]

Reminder there's a guy who was questioned by cops for planning a school shooting just posting here now. Ken for some reason lets that guy roam free but he's mad enough at me to keep this insane manchild vendetta going lol

Was he ever charged with anything?

No?

Then

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

When was the last time anyone in real life told you that you were cool or funny?

I ask this because it seems like a guy who is liked by intelligent funny peers would be talking to his comedian friends or hanging out with his construction buddies instead of drunkposting a dozen times a day on a website owned by read ringer for Dan Schneider who once made a forum to "discuss lolicon as a subject".

 

[Onion Null 2]

When was the last time anyone in real life told you that you were cool or funny?

Holy fucking SHIT, you actually conflate those things with self-worth?

Tell me you got bullied in high school and never got over it without telling me you got bullied in high school and never got over it.

People don't tell me that because if I had any friends that were my age that felt it necessary to tell me that I was "SO funny and SO cool" I would know I was hanging out with the wrong people.

Besides I don't have any friends. Work and wife are the only things real adults actually give a fuck about past 40.

What do you think I still have my homeboys come over and play Dreamcast with me? Lol. It's not 1999 anymore and I'm not 15.

Throw away your pogs and grow the fuck up.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Holy fucking SHIT, you actually conflate those things with self-worth?

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Tell me you got bullied in high school and never got over it without telling me you got bullied in high school and never got over it.

People don't tell me that because if I had any friends that were my age that felt it necessary to tell me that I was "SO funny and SO cool" I would know I was hanging out with the wrong people.

Besides I don't have any friends. Work and wife are the only things real adults actually give a fuck about past 40.

What do you think I still have my homeboys come over and play Dreamcast with me? Lol. It's not 1999 anymore and I'm not 15.

Throw away your pogs and grow the fuck up.

What do your kids think about you? They respect you?

Reminder I have never once initiated conversation with you ever lol

 

[Onion Null 2]

hanging out with his construction buddies

You mean my fucking EMPLOYEES?

instead of drunkposting

I don't drink. I quit a couple months ago.

a dozen times a day

Well I mean I'm part of the staff here. You post just as much as me and you're the fat girl that nobody likes who gets bullied here. I really wouldn't try to pull rank on who's dumber for posting so much here, because I'm pretty sure I'm going to eek out the victory on that one.

on a website owned by read ringer for Dan Schneider who once made a forum to "discuss lolicon as a subject".

Hey I mean we've ALL been there. If I would have KNOWN that girl was 14.... Well I mean, I still would have fucked her, but I would have definitely told her to keep her mouth shut.