Wow that sounds nothing like Anna Slatz. Looks like Paladinboo was wrong and some big journo chick wouldn't be some queenpin on some messageboard. Unless it's anna slatz putting on a voice???
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Gore San
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ANIME WATCHERS ARE PEDOS NOW LOOK AT THESE OBSCURE ANIME GIRL PROPORTIONS OF ANIME GIRLS I DEFINITELY DON'T FAP TO - kiwifarms users
I'm moreso curious that Jocelyn thought it would make for good streaming material. There was zero reason why he couldn't just get it over with and interview the Vtuber broad. Instead he concocts this very weird circlejerk session with
THEY'RE 9000 YEAR OLD DRAGONS THAT JUST LOOK LIKE MINORS DOOT! -typical pedo and shit Toji and co have been caught saying
My creepy ass mentally ill stalker tries to say this thing isn't a loli image because it's totally a heckin' 9000 year old bird person! or whatever despite if you look it up the first thing that pops up is it's designed to look like a 12 year old which doesn't even matter because it's CLEARLY a child even if the lore states otherwise and the sexualized nature around the series is enough to drive any person with the slightest bit of morality away.
For once Josh is doing a good witch hunt. These fuckers are degenerate as fuck and the main cow I fuck with was originally ridiculed for liking "cawtoons" of a similar nature before it came out that you know...he groomed kids and groped a woman.
Idk I have noticed that there has been a purge on these anime sickos since the original sticker spam took place back in like March? Which I believe was Toji on a sock so this all checks out for why Jersh is bringing his wrath down on that audience. I know anliteralidiot likes to abuse socks in a similar manner and Josh has banned 2 of them before and then the sticker spam happened and they tried blaming me and she's bffs with Toji and the loli gang so it makes me wonder who all is involved in those DM chains and what kind of reprehensible shit they have on them. Idk it makes me wonder how many socks they are running too. I know of anliteralidiot or Logic running Earl of Slander as a super transparent sock account on the Farms and it's at least funny as idiot is a lolcow and I know we have a thread being worked on about her between myself and two others she's mercilessly harassed here due to her being a mentally ill sperg. I know Toji has several socks that are mentioned as well. I would assume Useful would have a sock for just general use, that would just be practical tbh. I know anliteralstalker has a good dozen YouTube socks which are honestly fairly funny in how bad they are and how MATI she always is, they're almost as bad as her stalker emails she sent and the jessleepez Discord account she uses to sext Cyraxx with that is proven to be her that she named after my gf. Toji is the only one who seems to be careful with his outside presence. We have UM's YouTube and we have Welper's Discord as well. We KNOW Toji has some weird shit.
Idk long rant but I want to see the skeletons these fuckers have because if Toji, Welper, and UM have anything as creepy as anliteralstalker it's gonna be fucking BAD
While Lidl is on her crusade she should interrogate Toji as to why he considers 14 year old Asuka Soryuu as "best girl."
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Nektar Geist
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"Forget it Jake, it's Commiefarmstown"
You'd cry too, if it happened to you.
After this, it's taking selfies in women's changing rooms et al.
Gunt don't give a fuck. Like nearly all cows that joshy seethes at, gunt is better off than joshy. He's living the life of Bukowski. Albeit, gunt hasn't written anything of merit. He still has Plodwinson.
I endorse this message.
And over 30. Which is worse. It's all down hill from here. He's a very fat, non cute weird looking dude. Very fat, very weird looking.
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It happens ever so often.
If person goes out of the positive light people that don't like aforementioned person would conduct a sting\gayop\intentional slander just to frame them and kick out from the space this group inhabit.
U_M is not likable by many, yet he does his job well 'nuff. Doesn't really participate in any sorts of drama as far as I might judge from his actions, too. Might happen so that him and Josh got into harsh words as of lately so now he might to look up for a way to get rid of U_M , and no matter what removing g-mod with whatever fucking reason would be considered a serious punch in Josh' gunt. No matter the reason. Unless U_M retires willingly and that won't happen, I guess.
Nigga please, he still mention Josh and KF once in a while under the gay-blue moon.
Nektar Geist
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Meaning, you still pay attention to gunt. Your opinion is disregarded. Gunt has fathered two kids (that we know off, who knows how many bastard gunts there are, out there). This proves that gunt has had sex (with women), something joshy has never done.
And again. He still has Plodwinson, in his cortege. Plodz was right, about the 2016 thing.
Me pesonally? Nay. But I talk with people that happen to read Ralph sub on occasion.
I'm more of artcows and artfaggotry guy, I'm a doodler of digital skribbles myself so goes without saying where my heart lies. In Art sections of places.
Nektar Geist
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People who read gunts substack? If. You. Say. So.
Gunt' subforum on farms.
Because. Ikolthur. Benoit. Says. So.
Nektar Geist
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Real kosher be seeing Joshie to take a part in Creator Clash against either Nick or DSP. THAT would be fun to watch, in a way.
Nektar Geist
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This is why joshy had to toady up to the KC, while Snoreski did KTFO in less than a minute. It was IRL stuff (and Warski isn't a stranger to making a tit of himself, for views), and joshy would never step into a ring, with anyone. Chris could probably press him.
joshy ain't gona train, he ain't gona fight. Although. Warski actually fought a boxer, not some streamer, and it would be interesting to see, how long it would take, for joshy to either get knocked out, or flee from the ring, screaming like an old lady.
The thread on Useful_Mistake being a pedophile is gone. FREE SPEECH WILL NEVER DIE ON KIWIFARMS.NET!
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So you were right, Null needed UM more than UM needed Kiwifarms, I love when Null chickens out.
Gore San
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It's just funny that they have this much knowledge over something they claim to not be into. The only thing I know about that series is that some Japanese guy made a Loli version of that space ship shooter game in his basement and weebs obsess over their preferred loli waifu from said game now. It's fine to casually watch anime or whatever since it's not much different than any other cartoons even in terms of fetish insertion (Nickelodeon foot logo), but what they're doing with body type comparison is sus.
Reason: It's like they're focusing on that and not the story itself. Suggesting they only watch it for the anime waifus which may or may not be lolis but is pathetic either way.
Gore San
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Absolutely based. Hellsing is my favorite anime.
Oh anime can be pretty legit. Blue Eye Samurai impressed me with it's story before I even knew about the whole woman bit. Naruto has always been a banger and I don't think many of us watched/read that for waifus as teenagers and I follow Boruto: Two Blue Vortex because of the nostalgia. I just don't get their hypocrisy. The guy I went after, WhiteBowser, got in trouble for sharing hentai with minors yet these same people are into a series that is almost entirely about hentai(Touhou) and have been caught going on the record defending lolicon against Londo so it's very clear they are into that type of shit. Jersh/Lidl obviously have some support of it from Blockland posts and them wanting to teach English abroad(it's not exactly hard, my best friend Kris did it until she decided to wrestle for Stardom over in Japan lmao postcards attached as evidence) so the projection is just odd. I get not wanting your mods to be into that shit as they should set the tone. It's just wild that they do know so much. I only know the little I know about that shit from dealing with Bowser so I know Tawawa on a Monday is gross, Freezing is gross, Touhou is gross and the characters are all supposed to look like minors, Benadryl kills your libito, etc.
Postcards from Kris Wolf, former English teacher turned pro-wrestler in Japan
Reason: Who am I kidding, these people aren't smart enough to understand browser fingerprints so they won't understand what CONSENT and NOT RAPING CHILDREN is
