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KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip
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I'm 16 so yes I'm fine with it, but your obsession with me and a 16 year old gives me the ick.
Her body looks like it hurts to live in
Is there a reason she buys plastic surgery instead of what she really needs, liposuction?
Gore San
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edgy bastard
Ipreferminors beefing with a minor confirmed.
What is LCF?
Well, it's pretty much confirmed, lidl drip is Anna Slatz.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
lolcow.farms
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
@Muttley is this true? Would be even more evidence that Lidl is NOT Null. What exactly is your relationship with Miss Drip, anyway? She will often randomly @ new users in the chat saying "Hi Muttley" and then be disappointed when they say they aren't you. She also said that she doesn't believe you are @Storytime. Are you friends with her?
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Josh is currently spending thousands of dollars to try and sneak a peek inside Nick Rekakas kids' bedroom...
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Actually Hardin and some other lawyer (Bromke? Bramke?) are both working pro bono on this because Nick Rekieta has pissed off many other lawyers and everyone wants to see his messy hoarder house where children had free access to cocaine.
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Oh honey, sweetie, no.
Gore San
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Oh, you sweet summer child.
More like pro boner
Also I have a free bridge to sell you in the Sahara desert.
Even if that was true court costs and filing fees are not free. Sure, an inmate on Death Row proclaiming their innocence can make the case he should have those waived because he's sitting in prison but Jocelyn is in a troon jail of her own making and wants the video of Nick's kids to fap to so doesn't qualify.
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Nullos like @GuntChatRegular2 like to pretend that we here at Onion Farms are weirdos for having this opinion of Josh, but if you look at the comments on his twitter, you'll find that outside of kiwifarms, most people have a very similar opinion of Josh to the ones found here.
Reason: engrish
Gore San
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Imo it's more weird of them to write these para social fanfics of Josh and some user based on speculation when they don't even know if it's a man or woman, let alone who it is. If they lurked and we're not shilling for a T&H badge they would know. It's obvious they're here on his behalf.
JIDF = Jewsh Internet Defence Force
Gore San
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edgy bastard
Totally not Josh on the subject of (checks notes) pizza.
He must be able to see the cheese or it doesn't activate neuron in monkey brain.
I bet he would prefer a little Caesars deep dish over an authentic one.
Pineapple on pizza is good, definitely not the worst thing you can put on it. I can post examples. I've had anchovies on pizza too and it's fine. Not together though. Another user is too lazy to eat a deep dish pizza.
He likes his cheese like he likes his men, on top.
EXTRA CHEESE ON TOP EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A LAKE OF IT UNDER THE LAKE OF SAUCE. ALL OF THE CHEESE.
Missed opportunity for a lost in the sauce joke.
Not the only brown thing he likes.
Not a fan is sausage, wants to remove his sausage. Checks out.
grandma is not thick enough for him, he like thick crust. Like what uncircumcised guys get on their shaft.
Not brown enough, again, he likes his cheese like he likes his men.
Josh claims to not be involved with the case at all, but he said on MATI he will fund Hardin's travel costs should he need to appear in person with the money raised used to obtain the bodycam footage. Josh is likely bankrolling every step of this process for Hardin.
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Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
I actually believe Rekakas position, that Hardin is telling Josh it's pointless, but Josh is fat and can't let it go.
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