Totally not Josh on the subject of (checks notes) pizza.
He must be able to see the cheese or it doesn't activate neuron in monkey brain.
I bet he would prefer a little Caesars deep dish over an authentic one.
Pineapple on pizza is good, definitely not the worst thing you can put on it. I can post examples. I've had anchovies on pizza too and it's fine. Not together though. Another user is too lazy to eat a deep dish pizza.
He likes his cheese like he likes his men, on top.
EXTRA CHEESE ON TOP EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A LAKE OF IT UNDER THE LAKE OF SAUCE. ALL OF THE CHEESE.
Missed opportunity for a lost in the sauce joke.
Not the only brown thing he likes.
Not a fan is sausage, wants to remove his sausage. Checks out.
grandma is not thick enough for him, he like thick crust. Like what uncircumcised guys get on their shaft.
Not brown enough, again, he likes his cheese like he likes his men.