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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread
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Gaijin Goombah
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@ipreferpickles what do you think about the three arch-enemies of KF terfdom (Ethan Ralph, Nick Rekieta and Dick Masterson) getting more pussy than any right wing male feminist will in his entire life?
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
Not much.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Ethan Ralph has had the ugliest women I have ever seen (fat brown poojeeta, fat teenage girl with meth mouth, horse faced tranny lolicon, hookers who gave him an array of STD's)
Dick Masterson wifed up Maddox's horse-faced ex at 45 after a failed 3-way relationship where the other woman revealed he likes to get pegged and sucked dick at burning man
Nick Rekieta is a cuckold who took his wife to a Jamaican swinger's resort to watch her get railed by BBC and then later entered a 4-way swinger relationship where him and the other guy swapped cum.
Is this really something you are jealous of? And do you think that they had these women because of their political views or because they are e-celebs?
Null's secret femdom-feeder relationship with Lidl Drip seems quite wholesome in comparison especially since they appear to be fiercely monogamous.
You had me until:
Seems you like to gargle balls and swallow cum too.
There wouldn't be anything wrong with it if null just made his relationship clear and didn't ruin his website over this woman.
youthfulshannel
An Onion Among Onions
I disagree, Null parading around the internet Larping as la petite fille Belgique is way more disturbing than whisking your hotwife™ to an exotic destination to have her consensually Blackd. I just hope the Sanky Pankies wore a condom.
Reason: is consensually a word?
No why, it's known fact that general Xitter consensus is to suck dicks.
And algorythms don't really work (or rather, work within the ways you don't really can work out proper) when it tries to intentionally shove the opposite camp' agitprop down your throat. You know, cuz Xitter's main drivel is, akin to any other platform be it some small e-community or big ass cesspits like social networks is engagement.
If you speak of Beauty Parlor the only reason that subforum the way it is now is not because of radfems, it's because Josh become it's personal guntguard in a way. You might disagree, him might disagree, but the writings and signs were there that Josh prioritize BP more, and perhaps some there's indeed some truth when he says that a nadful of his income are coming from BP residents. Which is weird and don't make much of sense but I guess it does? Fuck if I know...
You don't really need mockery when you can just throw some sqquibble-squabble or something like "OI SHITASS DAS DIETZ NUTZ TIME".
... that sounds retarded, aight lemme rephrase.
You don't need words when you can attack with sticks and stones (or in kiwitism case with cans and hats). Some users get real pissed off when you sticker them with either of these right from the get-go, just for one happened madhat or garbage can thrown.
Gore San
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So masturbation then
youthfulshannel
An Onion Among Onions
* autogynephilic masturbation
I prefer to see him as an obese version of the troon in Silence of the Lambs, jiggling his gunt in front of a mirror wearing a lolita outfit while shoving pizza into his maw as he whispers "I'd so feed me" in between taking swigs of Diet Coke.
youthfulshannel
An Onion Among Onions
But instead of Goodbye Horses he's dancing to himself reading the written testimonies of the Rekaka Raid.
Someone needs to make an AI of this.
Like having pizza rolls in his pussy and underneath his rolls?
Gaijin Goombah
Remarkable Onion
So now this is just a regular Kiwi Farms thread with multiple fanfic posts and nothing new being posted.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
There's not much to post anymore. Lidl Drip barely posts anymore and Kiwi Farms has accepted it's new leaders in the Beauty Parlor.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
You certainly added nothing.
Remember when lidl did a pathetic flounce, with the "I'm going to be some time"? Less than a fortnight. (((They'll))) be back.
Gore San
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That was already happening with the fanfiction some users were posting about josh dating a fanon (non canon fan version) of lidl drip if he were rule 63 gender swap.
Reason: What do you mean "now", as if this wasn't already happening?
Gore San
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You say that because you're one of the bp hags.
Nay, he says it because he's a cuck.
