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Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

Joshua Moon the owner of Kiwifarms
thefrogninja said:
Josh blaming his morbid obesity on milk instead of his gluttonous habits is VERY retarded.
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Here's (a live reading by Masterson of) Null admitting what actually got him fat. It wasn't the #DropKiwiFarms troons and it wasn't the cream in his coffee. It was yet another relationship that capsized. Null said he was dieting for the sake of his girlfriend at the time, and that his girlfriend herself was supposed on a keto diet together with Null. The moment she dumped him, Null stopped dieting and started eating trash again:

"It[the diet he was on at the time] ended the moment the relationship I was dieting for ended. Literally the day that the relationship ended, I went out and got fried chicken. I never again fit into the jacket I bought for myself at my lowest.":
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Null’s Fat & Can’t Do a Single Push-up, A Dramatic Reading by Dick Masterson (Aug 15, 2024)

That was the relationship I mentioned in some of my earliest posts here on OnionFarms. Null said he was going to do keto together with someone he was watching Breaking Bad with at the time. I speculated that this was someone he was likely dating, and now he's finally admitting it.
 
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Null accused Sam Hyde of having sex with a 16 year old girl and got upset when people asked for proof of this which he posted in this wall of text.
 
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Null accused Sam Hyde of having sex with a 16 year old girl and got upset when people asked for proof of this which he posted in this wall of text.
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That thread and the Metokur threads have become the same thread where the same two Null ballwashers constantly are seething on Null's behalf over a random online celebrity that's more successful than Null so they'll finally find the thing that brings them down and all that simp money will go to Null instead.

There's so much impotent seething by Null about these two and it all goes to them being more successful than him. There's constant threadbans in both of those threads if you ever ask Lidl/Null or Balldo's Gate for proof of anything they say. If something is so factual, you should easily be able to point to the the six million useless archive links on the site that has the supposed evidence but it's always just going back to his failed interview of a pillhead.

There is so much gnashing of teeth about "e-daddies" in those threads but it ultimately just is some Freudian nightmare where they're mad Null's not the "e-daddy" despite being a morbidly obese castrato.
 
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Null accused Sam Hyde of having sex with a 16 year old girl and got upset when people asked for proof of this which he posted in this wall of text.
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Josh's "final verdict" on Sam Hyde is incredibly mealy-mouthed. He accuses him of abusing a power dynamic to sleep with an underage teenager, making child pornography with said teenager, kicked her to the curb, then ends his post with "...but I don't think he is a pedophile."
FINAL VERDICT
29-year-old Sam Hyde had sex with 16-year-old Marky Thompson and facilitated her transport across state lines to do so. He effectively used her for porn fantasies involving anal sex and dumped her after getting shit on his dick and not having those porn fantasies live up to expectations, filming her in the process. She was very hurt by this experience and felt used, but she is a woman so nobody cares. Absolutely nobody who likes Sam Hyde will like him less knowing he buttfucked a teenage girl and most will probably like him more, even the tradcaths who think sodomy is a sin. Marky appears to have been promiscuous online and involved in /r9k/ idol worship, so even fewer fans will see her as a victim of anything.

Extremely creepy, I would not trust him, but I don't think he's a pedophile.
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In what mind could some other person do all this and not be labeled a pedophile by him and his users? It's pretty clear he'll watch his words when talking about ecelebs with money, with clout, and is afraid by being sued in the same manner his old father figure Nick Rekieta is being sued which is through defamation per se. It's the reason why he urges his users to not call streamer Steven "Destiny" Bonnell a pedophile despite the evidence against him being as strong as it is the evidence against Vito Gesualdi. (Also keep in mind that Destiny and Vito are very friendly with each other.)
 
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Null had a total meltdown after someone gave him unsolicited weight loss advice, ranting about how they're no different then people trying to shut Kiwi Farms down and how lonely he is in his new swamp compound.
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>is terf
>hates sound advice
>throws melties constantly
>"i have to be quiet all the tiiiime"
On all levels except physical, I am a wommyn. :Null
Borscht said:
Do you know what I ate today? A granola bar, cheese on bread, and quinoa. That's pretty typical.
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Yeah Josh, I wonder why you're fat. Must be the milk.
Borscht said:
I just want to fit into a double-breasted jacket
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Dunno about the jacket, but you got the double-breasted part going for you for sure.
 
thefrogninja said:
Josh's "final verdict" on Sam Hyde is incredibly mealy-mouthed. He accuses him of abusing a power dynamic to sleep with an underage teenager, making child pornography with said teenager, kicked her to the curb, then ends his post with "...but I don't think he is a pedophile."
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Same guy who thinks joking about pedophilia makes you a pedophile BTW. But apparently sleeping with 16 year olds while knowing they're 16 does not.
 
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