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Nektar Geist said:
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Something something, Candy Potter, something something, Gay Pride March, something something, pimping your son out to fags....
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Always creepy how interested Josh and crew are in kids. Not saying Dax or Nick or Ralph are parent material. But it's REALLY creepy out and out homosexual/pedophile adjacents like the Farms, Casino, and Metokur (all childless or homosexual/trans related) are so interested in other peoples children.

It's one of those moments where I go back to the Farms terf problem. You can't simultaneously claim to care about white people and young white boys and simp for the number one group responsible for the problem.

None of these fucks should have kids. But if you don't have your own, where do you get off criticizing other people? The Farmers are worse than Dick and Ralph because they can't even meet the low functional bar of procreating.
 
youthful_ shannel said:
Null don't be bitter
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Just get lidl to do it for you...
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"Nothing is ever his fault, everything just happens to him because the universe and the government has it out for him."
Now. Who does THAT sound like.
jzee1 said:
Always creepy how interested Josh and crew are in kids.
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Yeah. It's a bit like the Hoaxstead weirdos, they are really interested in reading/thinking about kids being abused. This is a typically feminine thing, if you look at how books like A Child Called It are marketed.
jzee1 said:
Not saying Dax or Nick or Ralph are parent material
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But they are parents. joshy is not.
jzee1 said:
You can't simultaneously claim to care about white people and young white boys and simp for the number one group responsible for the problem.
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ah. The cog dis of Cultural Marxism.
jzee1 said:
The Farmers are worse than Dick and Ralph because they can't even meet the low functional bar of procreating.
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jzee1 said:
Not saying Dax or Nick or Ralph are parent material.
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"Parental Material" is a faggot psyop, when two people hook up a baby happens, it's biology, you'll never be ready, you just gotta roll with the punches.
Nektar Geist said:
"Nothing is ever his fault, everything just happens to him because the universe and the government has it out for him."
Now. Who does THAT sound like.
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Null hates himself and Lidl hates men like Null.
 
SentinentCloud said:
It is in Jooshua null plans to make every kiwi farm user to show him their perosnal ID so he can blackmail them into being their perosnal catboy sex slaves or else he will show their bosses that they say nigger online
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His plan for a female only forum did include the women giving him personal ID so he could "check" that they were biological women.
 
kiwifails said:
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>forward to 3rd party
Already this screams "security nightmare". Why the fuck would you not just handle the data yourself after what keeps happening every year with companies left and right getting hacked because some dumb fuck clicked an email they weren't supposed to?

So the token is meaningless to hackers. O.K. and? That third party still has people's information. How reliable is this 3rd party that you would trust them with said information to where they wouldn't just sell it to marketing spammers? Do they follow GDPR standards too or fuck them, because america?

I hope to hell people are grilling him on this shit and not just going "WOW JOSHY VERY SMART, HE KNOWS THINGS!!!" (who am I kidding, they most likely are)
 
jzee1 said:
Always creepy how interested Josh and crew are in kids. Not saying Dax or Nick or Ralph are parent material. But it's REALLY creepy out and out homosexual/pedophile adjacents like the Farms, Casino, and Metokur (all childless or homosexual/trans related) are so interested in other peoples children.

It's one of those moments where I go back to the Farms terf problem. You can't simultaneously claim to care about white people and young white boys and simp for the number one group responsible for the problem.

None of these fucks should have kids. But if you don't have your own, where do you get off criticizing other people? The Farmers are worse than Dick and Ralph because they can't even meet the low functional bar of procreating.
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To be fair children are now a desperate obsession for any and all internet territories. The human race is still at peak population and boomers aren't going anywhere for the next 30 years, they're shitting their pants that their pensions might run out of money. So they've created this existential boogeyman where "the children are running out!!! wypipo and ayy-zuns are going extinct!!!! we're dying out!!!!!" Mix that in with millennials and zoomers often being sexless freaks and you get this situation where everyone is pissing their pants freaking out about children and who is having them.
 
Celebrate Nite said:
>forward to 3rd party
Already this screams "security nightmare". Why the fuck would you not just handle the data yourself after what keeps happening every year with companies left and right getting hacked because some dumb fuck clicked an email they weren't supposed to?

So the token is meaningless to hackers. O.K. and? That third party still has people's information. How reliable is this 3rd party that you would trust them with said information to where they wouldn't just sell it to marketing spammers? Do they follow GDPR standards too or fuck them, because america?

I hope to hell people are grilling him on this shit and not just going "WOW JOSHY VERY SMART, HE KNOWS THINGS!!!" (who am I kidding, they most likely are)
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He caught a lot of flak for it, and rightfully so, as it is glaringly flawed.

The most significant issue is the female-only safe space he's isolating from the rest of the community. It raises numerous concerns.
 
lidl and (((their))) cog dis again...
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Do you think joshy sided with the mentalist bf of Candy, who tried to kill them both, by torching the house? joshy admitted he wanted to kill his Moms, so, y'know. He also wanted to fuck his Moms (ewww, fate worse than death).
 
Josh's Pet Retard thinks Dick Masterson is announcing his wife's pregnancy without her permission.
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As a woman veering fast towards menopause, announcing your pregnancy is a kind of trophy.
 
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Nektar Geist said:
Do you think joshy sided with the mentalist bf of Candy, who tried to kill them both, by torching the house? joshy admitted he wanted to kill his Moms, so, y'know. He also wanted to fuck his Moms (ewww, fate worse than death).
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Candy was okay back in the day. She's fat now. Of course the problem is that Joshy's broke LIDL dick don't wurk.
 
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