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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

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youthful_ shannel said:
But when we argued about the Pumpkins didn't you admit to being Daniel?
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No. I know you're a million years old and have bad memory but you can literally just go back a couple of pages.

If @Cat Administrator ever wonders why his site is so dead, it's because a gaggle of annoying retards dogpiles everyone who tries to post something that the hivemind doesn't agree with. You're almost as paranoid and obsessed with "sock accounts" as Josh is.

I come here to post things I can't post on Kiwi Farms, that is the only appeal this site has. I have zero interest in being involved in a bunch of meta drama between obnoxious homosexuals.
 
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Moist said:
Why is Joselyn now LARPing as a "horsegirl"?
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A "horsegirl" that didn't understand animals needed to be pregnant in order to produce milk.
Helpful tip Joselyn, horse riding has a weight limit and you are too fat.
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Maybe Joselyn could ride a hippopotamus if she is too fat for a horse.
 
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BPD drip has looped back to her honeymoon phase. Can't wait for the cycle of abuse and trauma bonding to start all over again.
 
GuntChatRegular2 said:
No. I know you're a million years old and have bad memory but you can literally just go back a couple of pages.

If @Cat Administrator ever wonders why his site is so dead, it's because a gaggle of annoying retards dogpiles everyone who tries to post something that the hivemind doesn't agree with. You're almost as paranoid and obsessed with "sock accounts" as Josh is.

I come here to post things I can't post on Kiwi Farms, that is the only appeal this site has. I have zero interest in being involved in a bunch of meta drama between obnoxious homosexuals.
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Says the null cultist running defense for the kiwi farms hive mind and simping for josh. We know you're Danielle because you type the same act the same say the same things go to the same threads and use the same insults.
 
Reason: We also know you lie when you're called out.
Cat Administrator said:
Maybe Joselyn could ride a hippopotamus if she is too fat for a horse.
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Iirc they have a weight limit of about 15–20% their body weight. Max typically being around 250 lbs so most kiwi farmers are too fat to ride.
 
Moist said:
The one thing that I have noticed in morbidly obese people is they despise all vegetables.
Further proof this is null by the way, lidl is supposed to be "vegetarian" but Joselyn doesn't like vegetables because he's a fat manchild.
the kind of fat that thinks oreos, soda and cheese pizza are healthy because they're vegetarian.
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You've never met black people. Anything can be made unhealthy if you cook it right.

GuntChatRegular2 said:
She hasn't been in chat all month, this guy is just trying to bait her.

This isn't new, she talks about horses a lot in chat. Her, 789 and HorseGirlSupremacy would talk about horses together. You can find multiple mentions of horses in her posts.

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Okay, so this is a point for her being a real girl (bitches love horsies) and not being Belgian right? Is Belgian very agricultural?
 
Niggers eating corn starch raw
 
GuntChatRegular2 said:
She hasn't been in chat all month, this guy is just trying to bait her.

This isn't new, she talks about horses a lot in chat. Her, 789 and HorseGirlSupremacy would talk about horses together. You can find multiple mentions of horses in her posts.

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lol I ride and I never talk like this. It's also extremely expensive so unless his/her parents paid for lessons, feed, vet bills and stabling, not to mention the fucking horse itself no way this cunt rode for any length of time.
 
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lidl's big dig at E-lame....? She pronounces Lidl the way it's pronounced in the ads...
Y'see, Lidl and the marketing boys spent money on this. They sat down and said "It's Leedil, but Liddle means we get to use a well known tune, sung by some bint who was in a soap years ago."

btw, the ad is awful, really really low production values.
 
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