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What was it Null would often say in times like this?
"Who are you? Do I even know you?"
I don't know, I'm not one of his sycophants and have always kept him muted. Sounds like some crybaby shit he would say if the conversation wasn't going his way and he needed a strawman so he could slip out the backdoor faster than a nigger who found a positive pregnancy test
~some incel nonsense (probably)~
Ok, chinaboy, are we at least in agreement that Freya was baiting and there's zero chance she has any useful behind the scenes info about Josh+Lidl?
 
Ok, chinaboy
@Ferengi of Romania.
We have another one!

Obsessed with Asian dick? Check
are we at least in agreement that Freya was baiting and there's zero chance she has any useful behind the scenes info about Josh+Lidl?
why do you need me to agree on this and validate your opinion?

Wait...are you...jealous of lidl?
you desperately want there to be absolutely nothing going on between them because you want his slobbermutt sauce in your snatch.

or are you jealous because you think Null is folding his broke dick into her fat rolls?
 
you desperately want there to be absolutely nothing going on between them
You really need to calm down with these weird fanfics, it's incredibly creepy. Anyway, I know reading comprehension is the collective Achilles heel of all Dumbion Farmers but I've explicitly said Lidl and Josh are definitely an item but Freya doesn't have any insight based on secret DM chains
 
Jambled is a doll
yeah and we know what kind of dolls null is thirsting for
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Just not the kind you find yourself humping away and weeping on every night, incel pedofur
When you an @Ishtar join online for the goon session does null make you all wear the shirts or are you wearing it by choice?
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yeah and we know what kind of dolls null is thirsting for

When you an @Ishtar join online for the goon session does null make you all wear the shirts or are you wearing it by choice?
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I don't think showing you have c*cks and Null pics on hand is the own you think it is, doggy diddler
 
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I don't think showing you have cocks and Null pics on hand is the own you think it is, doggy diddler
I dont think admitting you dont know how to use google or the Kiwifarms search function is quite the own you think it is, baby raper.

you should post your epic pwnage of us in the manhate thread. maybe one of the pooners will eat your ass
 
Oh, so you're a c*ck hunter but not a c*ck collector. More of a catch and release sort of guy, huh? Very gay sportsman of you
you seem to know a lot about homos and chomos for a woman terrified of typing out penis words.

you got diddled and then pooned out, I guarantee it.
you feel safe around null because hes only into little boys and his dick is broken so you know he cant rape you. thats why the manhate fatties think hes one of the good ones.
 
I'm retarded
Yeah we already figured that out

I hope the lurking kiwis see how weak and pathetic you BPhags are without your squadron of catpiss dykes boosting everything you mash out with your fat fingers and threatening null with the cock cage if he doesnt ban anyone who upsets you.
boring gayops attempt and absolutely humorless
 
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So we finally get one of the coveted BP hags joining us, she is disgruntled with Null because she got banned and signs up to THE ONION FARMS ready to spill the tea and Kampungboy and his band of merry faggots with zero self control immediately shit all over her so we now get absolutely nothing? You absolute brainlets aren't supposed to turn on people until AFTER they leaked whatever information they might have been privy too. Holy shit. We literally hit the jackpot and immediately fumble it, because you just can't stop seething for 5 minutes.

Yeah we already figured that out

I hope the lurking kiwis see how weak and pathetic you BPhags are without your squadron of catpiss dykes boosting everything you mash out with your fat fingers and threatening null with the cock cage if he doesnt ban anyone who upsets you.
boring gayops attempt and absolutely humorless
You're so dumb you didn't even notice you're talking to an obvious Times 4 Guillotine sock or whatever his name is.
 
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