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Western Europe Woman divorces ghost... or attention seeker seeks attention

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"Brocarde, 40, from Oxfordshire, insists she met soldier Edwardo after the ghoul 'burst' into her bedroom one night during a storm, but after their 'wedding' on Halloween 2022, things went downhill.

She added, 'He grew increasingly more aggressive and nasty and began to haunt me with the sound of a screaming baby,' she said. "

Yeah. Think Eddie boy might be schizophrenia, love. Regardless of what she insists.

"Described as 'devilishly handsome,' the entity immediately declared his love for the singer-songwriter the night they met, and over time began to confide in her, she said. "

Singer-song writer. Of course.

This is what awaits Elaine, you know? I'm not sure how much of a stable income you can get from grifting the bint DM reader dollar, tho.*

The See More story is funny to, but it's Brazil, and the latins are allowed to do this kind of shit.

*I'm joking. Elaine probably won't make it to her 40th. I mean, look at her. She if doesn't kill herself (most likely accident, maybe tiktok challenge), some Tracy is going to claw her eyes out, before smashing her (egg shell thin, due to malnutrition and inbreeding) skull on the pavement outside a kebab shop.
 
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