Why do people take their phone into the bathroom?

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

Fucking disgusting.

The smell when you're shitting is your feces particles in the air. You are playing on your phone, literally smearing shit, ass skin and bacteria on the screen of your phone.

Later on you'll use that same phone to make a call, putting it right up to your face.

Fucking nasty.

 

[Stop Socking Gaylord]

You are playing on your phone, literally smearing shit, ass skin and bacteria on the screen of your phone.

I think this is more of a power level about your hygiene habits than a critique of me running a match of Clash Royale while pinching a loaf.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

I think this is more of a power level about your hygiene habits than a critique of me running a match of Clash Royale while pinching a loaf.

What hygiene habits? It's gross to be touching your phone while shit is sliding out of your asshole!

 

[Stop Socking Gaylord]

What hygiene habits? It's gross to be touching your phone while shit is sliding out of your asshole!

I've literally never smeared shit, let alone ass skin on my screen. But I'm also noided about bacteria and hit it with Lysol wipes a couple times a day.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

I've literally never smeared shit, let alone ass skin on my screen. But I'm also noided about bacteria and hit it with Lysol wipes a couple times a day.

Its in the AIR. That's what you're smelling while you poop. I mean the ass skin thing was a joke, but that smell really is feces particles in the air all around you.

 

[Stop Socking Gaylord]

Its in the AIR. That's what you're smelling while you poop. I mean the ass skin thing was a joke, but that smell really is feces particles in the air all around you.

That's why I take a de-con shower after every trip to the bathroom. Otherwise your face is getting it just as bad your phone

 

[🛸👽𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑👁️🔮]

to drop it in the toilet, obviously! it has an appetite for your mobile devices

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

to drop it in the toilet, obviously! it has an appetite for your mobile devices

Phone (and toilet paper) go down the hole.

Eww.

 

[polonium]

To take photos for my blog ofc

 

[VAIDS Victim]

The smell when you're shitting is your feces particles in the air.

You can use an in bowl spray before you use the bathroom like Poo Pourri or the many knock offs available now to cut down on the smell. It's still disgusting though and totally unhygienic. I think some modern people have become adult ipad kids who can't live without their phones, even to use the bathroom. Or maybe germ theory hasn't sunk in yet (not Tiktok-friendly enough)?

I've literally never smeared shit, let alone ass skin on my screen. But I'm also noided about bacteria and hit it with Lysol wipes a couple times a day.

Lysol can break down the materials in some phones, use something made for phones and a microfiber cloth (Lysol wipes are abrasive).

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

To take photos for my blog ofc

Brings a whole new meaning to shit posting

Wokka wokka!

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Because the toilet is the best place to shit post obviously.

 

[polonium]

Nothing ends a pointless zoom meeting faster than hearing a grunt and a splash from someone who thought they were on mute.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

Nothing ends a pointless zoom meeting faster than hearing a grunt and a splash from someone who thought they were on mute.

Do you remember that guy on CNN that got up and jerked off in the middle of a meeting?

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call

The call was an election simulation featuring New Yorker all-stars. Toobin apologized for the "embarrassingly stupid mistake."

www.vice.com

 

[polonium]

Do you remember that guy on CNN that got up and jerked off in the middle of a meeting?

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call

The call was an election simulation featuring New Yorker all-stars. Toobin apologized for the "embarrassingly stupid mistake."

www.vice.com

We had one guy turn his camera on during a meeting in the middle of the day and he was in bed.

 

[VAIDS Victim]

Because the toilet is the best place to shit post obviously.


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Is that real? I thought bird poop was white.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Is that real? I thought bird poop was white.

Birds and reptiles poop and pee out of the same hole or something so the white part is piss I think.