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What's your favorite part of Onionfarms? Also how's your day been?
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Remarkable Onion
I like that the retarded niche hobby of talking shit about niche retards feels as retarded and niche as it should when I post here.
There are people out there who genuinely think Kiwi posting is a revolutionary act or that any of this matters.
Realistically, a very vocal dox/trolling repository is going to cause laws to be changed so that the next generation of shitposters won't have the same freedoms.
As much as Josh cries about the English (despite his 80% English DNA), he's still a harbinger of draconian oversight.
There are people out there who genuinely think Kiwi posting is a revolutionary act or that any of this matters.
Realistically, a very vocal dox/trolling repository is going to cause laws to be changed so that the next generation of shitposters won't have the same freedoms.
As much as Josh cries about the English (despite his 80% English DNA), he's still a harbinger of draconian oversight.
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So there's this gormless oaf whose boorish conduct sears a doleful look on my already haggard features
Hellovan Onion
It enables me to rev my motor
The constant burger boiling jokes and memeing on each other.
People here seem to take it well enough, you can't clown on many kiwis without them trying to dox your family in a tardrage.
People here seem to take it well enough, you can't clown on many kiwis without them trying to dox your family in a tardrage.
That's because steamed burgers exist, and have done for a century. The kwiffar eat only the finest processed goyslop(tm) that Mother can heat up in the microwave. It's like Ash (kwiffar to her core of her blackened heart) and Pancetta and Black Pudding Pottage, she's never seen it on the Maccy Ds menu, therefore it's not food.
I made Banana and Cinnamon Cake, btw. Like the oik I am.
Eating raw chicken has existed for a while in Japan but it doesn't mean it's the best way to eat it. There are some ways to do things that are better than others regardless of tradition. Just like some cultures are better than others in general. There will always be peoples who prefer one way over another. Italians are very nit picky in how you prepare food for example. They hate one pan spaghetti but do the same with lasagna. Putting the noodles in dry with lasagna letting the sauce substitute the water but complain when you do it with spaghetti.
Reason: So the rare chicken/chicken sushi meme isn't just a meme
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I can't shit on burger boiling because I had a NDN galpal whose birthday meal of choice, even when stone cold sober, was boiled meat and potatoes.
Today's a nice day out and I got shit accomplished, it's been good.
Today's a nice day out and I got shit accomplished, it's been good.
It should at least be boiled it in a beef broth or something, or the water just dilutes the seasoning.
Her's would be like salt and pepper and maybe parsley if she had any, which really helped.
THere is also Steak Tartare, oysters... note a pattern... these are things that will cost you a fair bit, and can't be found at McDs. Ash thinks that all the CHAVs eat pancetta.
" They lined us up in front of a hundred yards of prime rib. All of us, you know, lined up and looking at it. Magnificent meat! Really! Beautifully marbled... magnifique! Next thing, they're throwing the meat into these big cauldrons. All of it, boiling it. I looked inside, man, and it was turning gray."
You boil eggs. Everything else is steamed.
It gets rid of a lot of the rendered fat which carries most of the flavors so I don't really like the method. I prefer cooked in a pan best, more so than grilled. I have a smoker if I want smoke meat and my own meat grinder for making my own ground beef I get at the local butcher.
Reason: When I boil beef I prefer it in steak cuts for a stew or chilli.
I like that I can log off (when I remember to) for a day and come back to find like a page or two as opposed to 100 pages of filler.
Also can't stand people today, but it's going great: I spent two hours in a creek bottom just staring at the mud and little fishes.
Also can't stand people today, but it's going great: I spent two hours in a creek bottom just staring at the mud and little fishes.
Basically I love this place because it's kiwi farms but not ran by an obviously insecure, pussy ass, little boy fucking anime watching chomo faggot pedophile who I would be happy to curb stomp.
I spent two hours in urmom's bottom last night staring at the mud
That's a muddy casket, I tell you what.
Urmom's bottom sounds like the perfect location for a dnd setting, especially if it's a deep pit between two mountains leading to the under dark.
Unfortunately it's a giant bog
An old stagnant well full of various oozes could also work.
It's some sort of ooze fermenting tank maybe?
It also has a Borderlands location name feel to it too. Slap it into one of the Lovecraftian dlcs or something.
Have a VH comment upon seeing the state of Urmom, hire me gearbox.
Have a VH comment upon seeing the state of Urmom, hire me gearbox.
Gelatinous cube as the mini boss? Call it the Smother.
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