What Would Be The Ideal Job for Josh?

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What kind of job would be the best fit for Josh? Post your speculations here.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Either a janitor or a welfare recipient

 

[Noghoul]

McDonald's cashier or ubereats deliveryman.

 

[thefrogninja]

Mukbanger

 

[Noghoul]

Mukbanger

Serbian Cola Mukbang ASMR instant tingles Fat Girl brapping and saying "it's erver" for 5 minutes Instant Tingles Mad At The Internet ASMR Stream 2 hours compilation to fall sleep to (no clickbait)

 

[nil]

RT/Global Times journalist and analyst.

 

[Obaniel]

@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt The ideal job for josh would be a minstrel show performer. You're old enough to know what that is right?

 

[Need For Sneed]

Tour guide at a Holocaust Museum.

 

[Noghoul]

Tour guide at a Holocaust Museum.

He really loves Jewish people and the nation of Israel

 

[Deleted member 184]

porter potty service worker

 

[Boner Alert]

Quality control tester at KFC

 

[polonium]

Rentboy

 

[kiwifaggot]

Bitter begger.
"Will complain for food."

 

[Busty O'Queef]

Race relations expert.

 

[Boingotango]

You know those booths where you go in and its a plexiglass screen and on the other side there are like two girls finger fucking each other or something, so the dude can jerk off on the plexiglass screen and pretend he is cumming on them?


Yeah, Josh could be the guy that comes and cleans the cum off.



Alternatively, he'd make a pretty good DMV clerk. Terrible attitude, complete unwillingness and anger toward helping anyone, don't have to actually do anything, but then again, office environment. He'd probably make all the other employees feel so uncomfortable that they'd eventually get him fired for harassment.

 

[Bootang]

Post Office clerk. It would be monotonous and soul-wrenching, exactly the kind of job this lil' dude would excel in.

 

[Ronald Rump]

Yeah, Josh could be the guy that comes and cleans the cum off.

 

[Larry Bundy Sr]

Dominatrix

There's gotta be some deranged cow out there that'd pay top dollar to fly Josh in to berate and whip the shit out of them

 

[Busty O'Queef]

Paris or Vienna sewers, as a turd wrangler. Vienna would be funniest, as it is 'Wien" in German.

 

[Deleted member 291]

Mabye this can help him