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Null/Kiwifarms Satire & Speculation What Would Be The Ideal Job for Josh?
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@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt The ideal job for josh would be a minstrel show performer. You're old enough to know what that is right?
Tour guide at a Holocaust Museum.
He really loves Jewish people and the nation of Israel
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porter potty service worker
Quality control tester at KFC
Bitter begger.
"Will complain for food."
"Will complain for food."
Race relations expert.
You know those booths where you go in and its a plexiglass screen and on the other side there are like two girls finger fucking each other or something, so the dude can jerk off on the plexiglass screen and pretend he is cumming on them?
Yeah, Josh could be the guy that comes and cleans the cum off.
Alternatively, he'd make a pretty good DMV clerk. Terrible attitude, complete unwillingness and anger toward helping anyone, don't have to actually do anything, but then again, office environment. He'd probably make all the other employees feel so uncomfortable that they'd eventually get him fired for harassment.
Yeah, Josh could be the guy that comes and cleans the cum off.
Alternatively, he'd make a pretty good DMV clerk. Terrible attitude, complete unwillingness and anger toward helping anyone, don't have to actually do anything, but then again, office environment. He'd probably make all the other employees feel so uncomfortable that they'd eventually get him fired for harassment.
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There's gotta be some deranged cow out there that'd pay top dollar to fly Josh in to berate and whip the shit out of them
There's gotta be some deranged cow out there that'd pay top dollar to fly Josh in to berate and whip the shit out of them
Paris or Vienna sewers, as a turd wrangler. Vienna would be funniest, as it is 'Wien" in German.
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Mabye this can help him