what is your favorite verse from the qu'ran?

[mtil]

"All Races, Ethnic Groups, Religions, Gay or Straight, CIS or Trans: If you can rock with us, you are one of us." - Al-Ahzab 33:74

 

[Gargamel]

"Let start by saying If you ever accuse me of post child porn again" - Al-Pedakarif 102:741

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

"Going forward, I'm going to ask all participants in this thread to stay on topic and reduce the infighting. I'm not deleting every post prior, but let's all just get along to get along." (Pidarash Ha-Tah) 20:114

 

[Gore San]

O believers! Do not ask about any matter which, if made clear to you, may disturb you.
5:101

 

[Haluigi]

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-La Yuhimuni Hadha 69:420-

 

[Autism Rulez]

"Narrated `Aisha: that the Prophet (ﷺ) married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that `Aisha remained with the Prophet (ﷺ) for nine years (i.e. till his death)." - Hadith 5134

 

[Autism Rulez]

[9:5] But once the Sacred Months have passed, kill the polytheists wherever you find them, capture them, besiege them, and lie in wait for them on every way.

 

[Autism Rulez]

[4:34] Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in their sleeping places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great.

"These are the names of Muhammad's male slaves: Yakan Abu Sharh, Aflah, 'Ubayd, Dhakwan, Tahman, Mirwan, Hunayn, Sanad, Fadala Yamamin, Anjasha al-Hadi, Mad'am, Karkara, Abu Rafi', Thawban, Ab Kabsha, Salih, Rabah, Yara Nubyan, Fadila, Waqid, Mabur, Abu Waqid, Kasam, Abu 'Ayb, Abu Muwayhiba, Zayd Ibn Haritha, and also a black slave called Mahran, who was re-named (by Muhammad) Safina (`ship')."
Muhammad's Maid Slaves "are Salma Um Rafi', Maymuna daughter of Abu Asib, Maymuna daughter of Sa'd, Khadra, Radwa, Razina, Um Damira, Rayhana, Mary the Coptic, in addition to two other maid-slaves, one of them given to him as a present by his cousin, Zaynab, and the other one captured in a war."
Zad al-Ma'ad, pp. 114-116

 

[Jetstream Sharpe]

"Unavoidable delay with Elk Arte project due to current situation in Pakistan."

- Peid al-Shitna 420:69

 

[Kan]

(There’s multiple but here’s one:)
“Have they not travelled throughout the land so their hearts may reason, and their ears may listen? Indeed, it is not the eyes that are blind, but it is the hearts in the chests that grow blind.”
-Surah Al-Hajj 22:46

 

[Onion Null 2]

My favourite verse from the Quran was when Muhammad married a five-year-old girl and stuck his penis in her when she was nine.