This is my site now, don't get it twisted.
Janitor properly or not at all.
Poofarms is a great name.
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We all know of Jewdolf and his shining nose
And we all know Jews who's made out of coal
But all of those stories seem kind of...
Gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mrs. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown she comes for you
Sit on the toilet here she cums
Squeeze her 'tween your festive buns
A present for your down below
Spreading rape with a "Howdy-Ho!"
She's seen the love inside of you
'Cause she's a piece of poo
Sometimes she's nutty
Sometimes she's corny
She can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
You know this line.
Mrs. Hankey the Christmas Poo
She loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously she loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Well Kyle where is he?
Ehh . He's coming!
Come on dude, push!
Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Wait, wait I can see his head!
Here he coooooms.
Howdy Ho!
I'm Mrs. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I get bored....
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has
cum!
Singers: Sometimes she's funny
Sometimes she's firm
Sometimes she's practically water.
Sometimes she hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause she's just clinging to your sphincter
And she wont drop off . and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mrs. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Christ is eternal.
Flush Satan down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
La Le Lu Le Lo!
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