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March 15, 2024: A pissed off Israel mulls retaliation after the Iranian Drone and Missile attack over the weekend as both Iran and Israel launch a tirade against each other in the United Nations.
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Some parents have no rights to raise their own kids ngl.
Like my mooooooom.
No you can't rape her with a knife.
Like my mooooooom.
No you can't rape her with a knife.
Let my fucking sons and daughters go.
All of you lost years ago and I was just covering all the asses in the world.
All of you lost years ago and I was just covering all the asses in the world.
This is my site now, don't get it twisted.
Janitor properly or not at all.
Poofarms is a great name.
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We all know of Jewdolf and his shining nose
And we all know Jews who's made out of coal
But all of those stories seem kind of... Gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mrs. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown she comes for you
Sit on the toilet here she cums
Squeeze her 'tween your festive buns
A present for your down below
Spreading rape with a "Howdy-Ho!"
She's seen the love inside of you
'Cause she's a piece of poo
Sometimes she's nutty
Sometimes she's corny
She can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
You know this line.
Mrs. Hankey the Christmas Poo
She loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously she loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Well Kyle where is he?
Ehh . He's coming!
Come on dude, push!
Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Wait, wait I can see his head!
Here he coooooms.
Howdy Ho!
I'm Mrs. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I get bored....
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has cum!
Singers: Sometimes she's funny
Sometimes she's firm
Sometimes she's practically water.
Sometimes she hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause she's just clinging to your sphincter
And she wont drop off . and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mrs. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Christ is eternal.
Flush Satan down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
La Le Lu Le Lo!
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Yeah, my ending is the best written.
Read it and weep.
I'll instinctively known if my loved ones are targeted.
Remove them from
or get that site taken down.
Read it and weep.
I'll instinctively known if my loved ones are targeted.
Remove them from
or get that site taken down.
I am Pazuzu and I speak for the dead.
Now that's a joke I can't reveal huh?
What a pity as my mortal hands are clean af boooooi.
What a pity as my mortal hands are clean af boooooi.
This is all I'll say about this in public in the future.
No matter what happens. I'm only capable of hating one person in the entire world.
That twitter account claimed to only be able to love one person in the entire world.
Selfish blue haired cunt, killing my kids.
I'm both Pal the Puppet and The Angel of Death.
Id prefer to be Pal the Puppet but if I need to protect my family, those who do wrong against them should know me only as Hitler.
And it's funniest to call me greed cause that's the one sin I don't have you idiot.
Ah fuck I'm already coping with comedy, I am funny.
"man asked me if i wanted a frozen bananna, i said NO, but i'd like a regular bannana later, so yes." Mitch Hepberg
Alright, who's trying to steal my unfunny jokes that I can recontextualize to be hilarious?
Hands up, I'm the cyber/ghost police and I just wanna fucking collab on some jokes.
True Woman show, now pay me for my jokes you bums.