Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

[Ikolthur Benoit]

@Bear Hammer what the fuck is wrong with these sick fucks?

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There are a lot of things to unpack. You have to consider that much of Null' userbase are socially and/or mentally awkward people one way or another. So it's only natural their masks start slip with time. Or new ones be put so no one would have questions.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

The toilet paper commercial bear has been working out

 

[Bear Hammer]

You have to consider that much of Null' userbase are socially and/or mentally awkward people one way or another.

A lot of people in kiwi farms (and probably Josh) are literally just chronically online autistic people making fun of other chronically online autistic people that are just lower functioning than them, and sometimes they say things like that and don't know how to frame it as irony.

Honestly, the Alex Hogendorp thread is a prime example of this. It's filled with people who are clearly chronically online (including me I admit) themselves trying to prop up their fragile egos by comparing themselves to a literal schizo pedo. You've got amateur artists posting their DeviantArt-tier shit next to Alex’s pedo scribbles like it proves something, like congratulations, your art is better than a mentally ill pedophile's, hope that makes you feel good about yourself. Most of the users who were in that thread are chronically online and also on kiwi farms 24/7, and I think a lot of them were using him as a yardstick for "I may be on kiwi farms 24/7 all day everyday, but at least I’m not that bad".

 

[Frosty Fetus]

It's a valid question, that I think we all might already know the answer to…

Spoiler

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Send this to your marine recruiter

 

[Bear Hammer]

Send this to your marine recruiter

Just did, he told me to come meet in his back office to discuss "further opportunities", I’m so excited!

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Just did, he told me to come meet in his back office to discuss "further opportunities", I’m so excited!

Sergeant Concubine

 

[vlcmediaplayer]

Just checked up on toji, anyone else notice Toji’s been posting way less than usual lately? Lil bro used to make nearly over 30 - 50 posts a day and now it's usually 4-10.

He seems to be getting back towards the usual pace of posting.

A full page of results (20 posts) in just 3 hours.
Its almost all in the disgusting Zoey thread too.

 

[Bear Hammer]

A full page of results (20 posts) in just 3 hours.
It’s almost all in the disgusting Zoey thread too.

I'm pretty sure Toji only uses kiwi farms just to talk about Zoey.

Anytime the Zoey thread experiences a dry period, he slows down on posting on the site entirely. And becomes a lot more active when she becomes active.

He is genuinely obsessed with this girl and clearly has some kind of attraction to her, and I don't really know why the other kiwis tolerate it since that kind of behavior is usually looked down upon there.

 

[Takeru Takaishi]

I'm pretty sure Toji only uses kiwi farms just to talk about Zoey.

Anytime the Zoey thread experiences a dry period, he slows down on posting on the site entirely.

He is genuinely obsessed with this girl and clearly has some kind of attraction to her, and I don't really know why the other kiwis tolerate it since that behavior is usually looked down upon there.

Same reason Kiwis tolerate anliteralidiot's weird obsession with me and her doxxing of my gf for my gf catching idiot modding for Cyraxx, a known pedofile. He's part of the BP "in-crowd". That's all there is too it. Remember, stalking is two unwanted contacts or more by legal definition. Toji is literally a stalker by legal definition. Green Reddit has rules only for certain people. I'm oddly still not banned though so I guess I am not one of those people LMAO

 

[Bear Hammer]

He's part of the BP "in-crowd"

Are you referring to the beauty parlor? I'm pretty sure he still doesn't like that place ever since the slap fight with Lidl drip, he kind of hated that place ever since.

Toji is literally a stalker by legal definition.

This. I wouldn't be surprised if Toji ends up getting exposed for grooming Zoey on Discord or something like that either. The nigger has that exact terminal Discord mod energy, like his Reddit-nigger tier smugness, boundaryless with women, clearly unemployed, no purpose in life, and obsessed. He's already fitting the legal definition of stalking that poor girl, you don't exactly have to do mental gymnastics to imagine him getting weird in DMs with some very unstable e-girl (literally a fetish that he stated having multiple times) with someone half his age.

 

[vlcmediaplayer]

I'm pretty sure Toji only uses kiwi farms just to talk about Zoey.

Anytime the Zoey thread experiences a dry period, he slows down on posting on the site entirely. And becomes a lot more active when she becomes active.

He is genuinely obsessed with this girl and clearly has some kind of attraction to her, and I don't really know why the other kiwis tolerate it since that kind of behavior is usually looked down upon there.

Not entirely, during these lulls he hangs around the Supporters board a lot I've noticed.

Also hangs around in profiles a fair amount too.
I used to be in a few DM chains on KF too and he was always very active in those.
They are next level horrific, even by KF standards (imagine a public Discord server... but on Kiwi Farms).
Toji is so addicted to KF I don't think he can be less active when his favourite Zoey isn't around, even if he wants to be less active on the site.

 

[Ham Radio]

A lot of people in kiwi farms (and probably Josh) are literally just chronically online autistic people making fun of other chronically online autistic people that are just lower functioning than them, and sometimes they say things like that and don't know how to frame it as irony.

Honestly, the Alex Hogendorp thread is a prime example of this. It's filled with people who are clearly chronically online (including me I admit) themselves trying to prop up their fragile egos by comparing themselves to a literal schizo pedo. You've got amateur artists posting their DeviantArt-tier shit next to Alex’s pedo scribbles like it proves something, like congratulations, your art is better than a mentally ill pedophile's, hope that makes you feel good about yourself. Most of the users who were in that thread are chronically online and also on kiwi farms 24/7, and I think a lot of them were using him as a yardstick for "I may be on kiwi farms 24/7 all day everyday, but at least I’m not that bad".

Alex was able to spend years as a regular, unremarkable farmer. KF accepted him because at least 60% of KFers are obsessed with anime and right wing politics like he was. The only difference between Alex and other farmers is one opsec failure. Toji would have found himself in Alex's position by now if he had less generic usernames, obsessions, and avatars.

 

[Takeru Takaishi]

They're now going over that Zoey chick's mother and father's criminal history. Seems like something Toji would be all over for blackmail material or other info like SSNs. How long until we find her tied up in the back of his white van like the hologram Krieger married in Archer?

 

[vlcmediaplayer]

They're now going over that Zoey chick's mother and father's criminal history. Seems like something Toji would be all over for blackmail material or other info like SSNs. How long until we find her tied up in the back of his white van like the hologram Krieger married in Archer?

Zoey is insane but that KF thread is attracting the worst people, probably cowtipping in a gay Discord.

Toji has been seething in the Supporters board over the last few days about Onion Farms, however I won't be posting the messages because he just wants attention.
Hi Toji! I know you read this daily. Go outside please.

 

[Ikolthur Benoit]

Sup Toji, Asuka is shit, swear your alleigance to Seras Crew.

 

[Takeru Takaishi]

@zoey just negrated me. I am attracting the wrath of all the BPDemons this week somehow. I hope her parents die!

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Sup Toji, Asuka is shit, swear your alleigance to Seras Crew.

Based

 

[zoeyzoey is verified member.]

@zoey just negrated me. I am attracting the wrath of all the BPDemons this week somehow. I hope her parents die!

kill yourself you limp wristed limp dick cant fuck to save his own life piece of shit

 

[Crimson Fucker]

kill yourself you limp wristed limp dick cant fuck to save his own life piece of shit

Did you get banned from kiwi farms again or something?

 

[zoeyzoey is verified member.]

Did you get banned from kiwi farms again or something?

apparently im not allowed to ask null if we can fuck