Syrup

[SIGSEGV]

lol he's got blue balls

 

[Syrup]

lol he's got blue balls

He is never nude, his balls are white.

 

[SIGSEGV]

He is never nude, his balls are white.

How would you know?

 

[Syrup]

Hello!

I love going to the petrol station with ny dad. i sit in the back of his van and he gets me a treat. since my country is in lockdown at the moment is it okay to sniff from a glass of petrol and eat chocolate to simulate the experience? My dad caught me doing this and took the petrol off me but i’m wondering if he’s just doing this because he’s lonley and wants someone to go to the petrol station with.

I await your replys

 

[Mario]

Go to the petrol station and sniff some petrol you mongrel. He is trying to enlighten you to the high art of petrol sniffing, popular in Australia, and you are just blowing him off. tsk tsk tsk,

 

[A Friendly Hoovy]

Yes, go for it. In your case specifically, it wouldn't do any damage, as any brain cells you might lose aren't in use anyway.

 

[cybertron]

Safe? idk. Stupid? absolutely.

 

[Syrup]

 

[Merely an Ass]

use paper bag like the pros

 

[Mario]

How would you know?

How did you know he did?

lol he's got blue balls

 

[SIGSEGV]

How did you know he did?

The rest of him is blue, so it seems like a safe assumption.

 

[Shakshouka]

Make sure to drink some petrol too or dunk your cookie in it. It's pretty great stuff, has a great caloric content. A gallon has about 31000 calories, so you could live of it and still get a great buzz off reliving your memories (y)

 

[Syrup]

Old Terry Videos do this for me
>Unity
> /g/ culture
> Atmosphere of nocturnal social isolation

 

[Samoyed]

hi, i'm god. i like chick fil a. mmm, chick fil a.

pov: im trying to get into ur home for the 1,000,000th time bc u have chick fil a and i won't stop bc chicken is yummy.

 

[Saltimbanco]

hi, i'm god. i like chick fil a. mmm, chick fil a.


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pov: im trying to get into ur home for the 1,000,000th time bc u have chick fil a and i won't stop bc chicken is yummy.

Please updog.

post your family photo or I'll get that ass banned

No you won't.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Hey Wut Up?

Couple people on KF mentioned this place so I might as well chill here too.

 

[Syrup]

Hey Wut Up?

Couple people on KF mentioned this place so I might as well chill here too.

Where’s your copypasta retard

 

[SIGSEGV]

Where’s your copypasta retard

Shut up.

 

[Syrup]

Shut up.

Its my thread so fuck off

 

[SIGSEGV]

Its my thread so fuck off

Okay.