Little Green Scallion - Gertlersphere PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

Documented individuals who may have a small public presence who are in the Gertlersphere

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local alog @MvAgusta made another thread we didn't really need [i saw you, was wondering what you were doing here in my sleepy forum the other day] hes getting chewed out by the tryhards for not making it a complete autistic biography wikipedia tier entry lol heres a local copy when/if kiwi craps out again
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A man as mysterious and as legendary to people of this sektur. A man who waged war against the Grifters, against the Liberalists, against the Wignats, against the Catboy Nationalists, against the Gunt, and against the cancerous Kino Casino. A man who gives Warski nightmares. Here is our British Lord Adam Edge, the Baron of Kino Dogme 2007.

For over a decade, Adam has made content laughing at retards on the internet, but unlike many content creators, Godwinson has always maintain a sort of ethereal existence. Not only has he deleted so many channels, but much of his content has been lost to the sands of time, which makes it tricky to pinpoint where his first videos are.

However based on archived videos by Godwinson, as well as his recent return in June 2022 to the internet, let’s take a look into Godwinson’s past content.

Godwinson’s Rise: /cow/, Jahans, WarCorpse666, and more:

Godwinson was a rather obscure internet troll in 2017, having been an active user on /cow/ on a now defunct site known as 8chan, as well as covering British politispergs running for politics. During 2017, Godwinson covered a strange character known as Jahans during this period of time, having made a documentary and an interview with Jahans:

Godwinson’s Documentary on Jahans

Godwinson’s interview on Jahans

Godwinson’s entire archive on Jahans



It was clear that Godwinson’s fascination with spergs and NEETs would only spur his creative energy into covering the absolute gutter trash that the internet had to offer, following up with his coverage of another neckbeard politisperg Warcorpse666:

Godwinson laughing at this neckband retard

Godwinson vs Sargon and the Liberalists



Back in the good ole days of 2018, Godwinson was involved in trolling Sargon and his Liberalist shtick. Sargon attempted to run for British parliament under the UKIP party and Godwinson decided to give Carl of Applebee’s some trolling measures, so to speak.

Godwinson decided to further troll some Sargon adjacent retards like Vee the gypsy. Godwinson would continue to troll Sargoy’s retards by further exposing the “Liberalists” in some more videos




Some more Godwinson Kino:



In the end Sargon self destructed as we have all witnessed and Godwinson got the last laugh

Godwinson’s alliance with PPP
Now many of us already know that Godwinson and PPP became friends around 2018. They used to host shows together called this week in nectar and the Four Horsemen (with PPP, Godwinson, Null, and Coach Red Pill), covering the retards of the internet like Andy Warski and Ethan Oliver Ralph. Some of these shows were great, and prior to PPP becoming an obese, sweaty, grifting bitch of a slave to Tardski, he used to laugh with Godwinson at the retarded cokehead:



Godwinson and PPP made some funny content back in the heyday, trolling Nick Fuentes, Ralph, Dick Masterson, Sargon, the Septics, you name it. Entire archives exist and I’ll link them here:
Godwinson Archive

Godwinson’s disappearance and return
At some point in 2021, Godwinson disappeared from the internet, having an IRL job to deal with. In his absence, his friend at the time PPP would continue to make content as usual, but not until the infamous breakup with Surfer did PPP enter into his own arc of semi-homelessness. PPP would later sell out on his anti-grifting principles in December 2021 by striking a deal with the Devil: Andy Warski

The creation of the Kino Casino in January 2022 was initially (according to Asston) accepted by Godwinson. Godwinson was aware of the show but as we’ve all seen the grotesque TRANSformation of the Ogre of Ontario from a funny fat sperg into an obese lazy grifter, it was time for his old friend Godwinson to return. In Asston’s mind, Godwinson would ensure that his grift would continue. Or so he thought…

Godwinson’s grand return:



With Godwinson appearing on the Kino Casino’s Infamous Flamenco Episode in June 2022, people were hyped that Godwinson return. However this episode was met with negative reception with people alogging PPP and Warski for botching the interview and some of the Tardguards of Warski blaming Godwinson for the shortcomings of that episode.

Godwinson wouldn’t appear until a month later. The Powerchat fiasco would come to full swing and Godwinson would make two videos shitting on the Casino in the month of July, exposing some hidden details previously unknown to viewers of the Kino Casino:



Followed up by:



Godwinson would again disappear between the months of August-mid October. Not before he returned again to once more, destabilize the Kino Casino once more:



This video would invariably sour the relationship between Asston and Adam, so much so that Asston began to address Godwinson on his “Kino Cathedral” channel. Every attempt by Asston epically failed and Godwinson only kept on getting stronger with each subsequent attack:

The Ogre of Ontario’s failed pathetic attempts at smearing Adam:

Asston’s first “attack” on Godwinson



Asston’s second failed attack on Godwinson (visible seethe)



Asston getting utterly humiliated after Tardski snorted cocaine in stream:
Pork’s cry session for Tardski

Asston and Tardski’s continued seethe at Godwinson:
Copesino’s Cope

Godwinson would make more live streams shitting on Asston and Tardski and each one blew the Kino Casino to the very core:
Kino Cabana
In memory of Andy Jr

And every video here was a W against the Casino

Godwinson would also cover other obscure internet spergs as well in order to yet again own PPP. Godwinson covered Spoony, which was something PPP announced he would do but Godwinson beat him to the punch:
Godwinson beat the Ogre to it


Godwinson would mock Millennial Woe’s appearance on the Kino Casino, covering Woe’s degeneracy and idiocy in the past:
Asston Porks and Tardski + Degenerate Woes

Godwinson would also cover other spergy Wignats such as Daughter of Albion, and 10 year old internet dramas as well.

Godwinson in the end is the ominous force that gives PPP heat flashes at night, has driven Tardski back to the cocaine, and has struck fear into Degenerate Woes once more. Godwinson’s leading the charge against the Kino Cancerino, and we can hope that he can finally restore the word “Kino” to its former glory.

Socials:
Godwinson’s Channel

it's about chasing clout and sucking dick, right?)
chasing those upcummies ,that boi is addicted :ackshually:
 
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chasing those upcummies ,that boi is addicted
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This. Godwinson likes slumming it, And touching the poo.
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He claimed to be doing something in the "Educational System" (IMS), and then something about an MP (would be interested in finding out for what party), meaning he's been vetted by the Intels.

Copying Mycroft, I see. Washed and rinsed.
 

Nektar Geist

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GAte and lay per usual.
And he's going to clash with Fortean Words. Still, from the "Black Rain" Stream... we know: Hobbit>Gumbywinson.
 

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An OG appears in chat.
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Oh noes goshwinbros! Maybe Eso Esoiam was right. Vegaswinson is now just playing for Burgers in the Nostalgia Lounge.

Eta: Faginwinson was talking about another golden ticket opportunity. Let's remember Rudy Coleman. Alright then, suit yourself.
 
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There is a lot of chitter chat on Moowinson's thread about how him taking a break is a good idea. Keep him from getting stale, blah, blah, blah.

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Japanese Beavis posted something from 2018. Mentions Fopwinson might be related to a Member of Parliament... recently he said he worked for... Ah, nepotism, the only reason Adam won't be a NEET.

Godwinson disappears around the same time people start calling him out.

And guess who's been lurking this thread?
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Cope. Wonder if Spitey is "certain" about Pinkowinson's opinion on 2016 accounts? It's all online.
 

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Remember when they actually had momentum making fun of Nick Fuentes and people were actually writing articles about their takedowns of America First and they were actually bringing up good clips of Nick where there was actually something new and interesting to criticize?
No.
Mv the sycophant is too lazy to actually do any research (why bother, it's not about ethics in Alog'in, it's about chasing clout and sucking dick, right?)
Just be glad it isn't another "VS" thread.

Godwinson has at least been putting out content that is watchable of late and isn't entirely focused on Ralph and AF, which is something I can appreciate. The Same can not be said for the Kino Casino.
 

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Japanese Beavis posted something from 2018. Mentions Fopwinson might be related to a Member of Parliament... recently he said he worked for... Ah, nepotism, the only reason Adam won't be a NEET.
This account has very stupid takes and a very stupid pfp. And is also Elaine with contributions from Cow Tranny.
 

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Are you saying that what was posted is fake?

I still go with "The only reason Fagwinson isn't a NEET is nepotism". I've met the type before.
No, that's established lore AFAIK. Japanese Beavis was just vague and posting out of date information.
 

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Japanese Beavis was just vague and posting out of date information.
Not really, considering that Gumbywinson admitted to working for a MP recently, and I would like to remind people who make a big deal out of PPP being related to someone working for the Maple spooks, that the vetting you need to work in an office of a MP. And no one has asked the question (apart from me) WHICH party.

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Dido is for fags. But I did make me smile seeing the promoted tweet. PPP is the Chairman of the NEETS.
 
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Not really, considering that Gumbywinson admitted to working for a MP recently, and I would like to remind people who make a big deal out of PPP being related to someone working for the Maple spooks, that the vetting you need to work in an office of a MP. And no one has asked the question (apart from me) WHICH party.

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Dido is for fags. But I did make me smile seeing the promoted tweet. PPP is the Chairman of the NEETS.
I did investigate briefly but it was too boring and UK politics makes me even angrier than my own.

He takes a lot of videos in front of a famous print, it suggests a family attachment to thoroughbred horses (Godolphin Arabian, Byerly turk and the other one, the foundation stallions of the modern thoroughbred). That doesn't narrow it down among minor nobles, or whatever you call them over there. It's not a super high quality print, but I did notice it. That tends to put him on the more right end of the political spectrum, IME.
 

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It's not a super high quality print, but I did notice it. That tends to put him on the more right end of the political spectrum, IME.
In a conversation with Leopirate he admitted (quietly) he was of the left. I know, he talks so hip, man, it twists yer melon, man...
It never fails me how little people want to know about Adam Edge. Considering.
 

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In a conversation with Leopirate he admitted (quietly) he was of the left. I know, he talks so hip, man, it twists yer melon, man...
It never fails me how little people want to know about Adam Edge. Considering.
I'm telling you, it's the aversion to the stench of nobility. Colonials can't help it. He plays up how fancy he is, like Elaine tries to. It makes bile rise.

Those people use "working class" as an insult.

🤮

I'm happy to read the conclusions, but as soon as I got into searching political events during the right time period I got so bored I had to have a nap.
 

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Those people use "working class" as an insult.
THis is my main concern with Cadwinson, his "interest" in NEETS. I've said it before, but he has a type (fat, sweaty, a bit rapey). He's also hypocritical, in the sense that he stated before the KC started, that he couldn't avow it. Then took a monkey to do basically nothing. He followed up by saying that Warski and PPP had squashed his attempts to release the info, and gave the same reason for the lack of Vaush doco* (the last time he disappeared it was about the same people were asking him about when it would come out).
I'm happy to read the conclusions, but as soon as I got into searching political events during the right time period I got so bored I had to have a nap
I'm not sure what this sentence is meant to mean. However... Godwinson know as much about politics as he does film. This is a lad who thinks Black Rain is a better film than Alien.

*I don't know how much lore you know around the "Vaush doc", perhaps Godwinsons Wiltshire Blvd, but at the time people were asking why PPPwinson only targeted the alt-right. There were rumours of Godwinson being involved with Hope Not Hate etc. PPP (who has actually made videos on Vaush) has straight up said that he doesn't cover breadtube because 1. There is no reveal. THese people are open degens, therefore no need to pull back the curtain, they aren't hypocrites like your Effluentes, GUnt etc. 2. (and this is a cop out imho) If you need to have it explained to you why the left is wrong, then you are too stupid to understand it being explained to you.

Godwinson has said similar on point one. I mention this as Godwinson claims that he and PPP discussed doing a Breadtude thing. Strange, as they have both said that they had no interest in doing so. I believe the reason they don't is simple: They are both too dumb. Leftist politics is complex (you need to know about Hegel, and that shit will give you a brain tumour), and PPPwinson (and the KFer audience in general) don't really have the noodles to deal with it. Look at IBS, it's tards screaming at each other. It's not Firing Line.
 

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I'm not sure what this sentence is meant to mean. However... Godwinson know as much about politics as he does film. This is a lad who thinks Black Rain is a better film than Alien.
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I believe the reason they don't is simple: They are both too dumb. Leftist politics is complex (you need to know about Hegel, and that shit will give you a brain tumour), and PPPwinson (and the KFer audience in general) don't really have the noodles to deal with it. Look at IBS, it's tards screaming at each other. It's not Firing Line.
My response is related to both these points. My experience with politics showed me that the vast, vast majority of people involved in the political machine on any side are careerists above all else and have very, very little in the way of firm political stances. They adopt the views that give them the best shot at the most power. Especially staffers. It's harder for candidates to switch parties, but below that top level...it's the same organisms stewing in the same swamp. They just move around.

Cynical. But hi, I'm Three.

I agree that both are too dumb. PPP's takes on music in the church alone are...it's a poorly constructed little theological argument. I'll leave it there. But there's also the mobility issue, if either of them are interested in pursuing work that's in or adjacent to government. Having a loudly partisan record is a kiss of death. The system rewards ideological flexibility. It's one thing to have a record of comments online that are vaguely tied to a username. Whatever. It's another to have a library of videos with your face on them cementing your political beliefs.

Integrity kind of went out of fashion.
 

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My response is related to both these points. My experience with politics showed me that the vast, vast majority of people involved in the political machine on any side are careerists above all else and have very, very little in the way of firm political stances. They adopt the views that give them the best shot at the most power. Especially staffers. It's harder for candidates to switch parties, but below that top level...it's the same organisms stewing in the same swamp. They just move around.
Little to disagree with here. I would recommend, if you can, watch Yes, Prime/Minister 80s sitcom, a forerunner to The Thick Of It. Thatcher wrote an episode-ish for it.
PPP's takes on music in the church alone are...it's a poorly constructed little theological argument.
His take on music in church makes me think of the Pryor bit, about him going to white churches. I was one the people in chat that pointed out that Judeo-Christianity is actually a thing.
if either of them are interested in pursuing work that's in or adjacent to government
lol at the idea either of them want to work. Shirkwinson did a video about him quitting (pre KC starting), he said that he found the whole "Kino thing" addictive, and found a girlfriend. It seemed that Godwinson had grown up. I have a feeling, somewhere, there is a woman crying "What does that fat ginger sperg have that I don't?"
Having a loudly partisan record is a kiss of death.
Depends. You might want to look into Mark Thomas the comedian. A useful idiot, if there ever was one. I could give you lore, but it's a bit long, and about an obscure 90s brit comic.
The system rewards ideological flexibility
No. Charm/Smarm. "The most important thing in showbiz is sincerity...once you've learnt to fake that... you''ve got it made" Bob Monkhouse. You'd agree that PPwinson have a manner about them that is marketable. Warski would admit, he wouldn't have got his most profitable gig (a few k for 30secs of work) if it wasn't for PPP.
It's one thing to have a record of comments online that are vaguely tied to a username. Whatever. It's another to have a library of videos with your face on them cementing your political beliefs.
BAck to Venti. A "I was a teenage Nazi for lolz" expose could do wonders. Not saying it would happen, just it could.
Integrity kind of went out of fashion.
"The most important thing in showbiz is sincerity...once you've learnt to fake that... you''ve got it made" Bob Monkhouse. I think it's been demonstrated that PPwinson can fake it enough to "fool some of the people all of the time". And that's what matters.

btw Did you know that Godwinson had an account on KF... that he asked joshy to delete? I mention this, as PPwinson have changed their tune over NP2. Which they shouldn't have. Consider they might have been "got to".
 

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Looks like he's got one more stream in him...
But will he view the ESo Esoism vid?

eta he's going up against the KC. Got to wonder if it's going to be a prerecord. Or if he's going to be as quiet as he was on the pedmenco stream.
 
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