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[Ashley Hutsell JanKuntowski]

I never was on KF

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

But, it's that you want a new influx of people who will help you be "popular" on Commie Farms again

The discussion was about new people coming here, don't lose the plot three posts in

Mojo Nixon

Kevin Booth

Al Jolson

I'm under 60, not idea what you're on about m8

Shure, Janny Jan. You going to have live chat? TTS

Lmao of course not. I wouldn't give people an easy attack vector by doing it live

Nobody is going to be HWNDU tracking the stars to find you

Naw, plenty of people love playing the geolocating game purely on principle. Not dumb enough to be gassed up beyond common sense. I could see it being a workable thing by giving false leads and deviating at least a state over from where I'll actually be stopping. I've hitchhiked across America extensively so I'll expect I'll have a few hundred dollars in kick downs saved, wouldn't be an issue to catch the train once I'm done being a spectacle

 

[Nektar Geist]

The discussion was about new people coming here

To give you asspats, cuz u dwn baahd.

don't lose the plot three posts in

I didn't.

I'm under 60, not idea what you're on about m8

Pleb.

Kevin Booth was friend/producer of Bill Hicks, dealt coke to Hicks and his peers. I once made him feel really uncomfortable, IRL. It's a Ninja Bachelor Party thing, you wouldn't understand.

I wouldn't give people an easy attack vector

Feart Dani boi. Live is the fun of it.

Naw, plenty of people love playing the geolocating game purely on principle

For Hollywood stars, not fucktards like you. C'mon.

Not dumb enough to be gassed up beyond common sense.

You scratched pissminge into your thighs. Socrates refutes.

false leads and deviating at least a state over from where I'll actually be stopping

You aren't Dr Richard Kimble, you ginger nut. Stay away from cars. Plenty of public spaces.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Feart Dani boi. Live is the fun of it.

You aren't Dr Richard Kimble, you ginger nut. Stay away from cars. Plenty of public spaces.

Definitely do not do it live and be smart enough to red herring
Good tips hidden behind your transparent bad advice, guv

 

[Crimson Fucker]

That rather contradicts my statement that it's pointless to try doing so and Ken should be happy with what he has, no? If I wanted ass pats from Onions I'd call Josh Moon fat+bad and never stray from the echo chambering

I do and I was actually reconsidering this last night. I've fucked up in Austin and need to get out soon so it'd be fun to vlog some hitchhiking. The downside to doing this is I'd have to either have to ostensibly dox where I'm going next or make non-kino content where I only film updates with a neutral background. I suppose I could keep hitching past my destination, falsely say here I am and double back?

My IRL is more stressful and dangerous than mean comments from spergs on obscure forums, so yes, I'd be fine with the a-logging from the 4 people who are inclined to doing so. It comes down to whether I'd be able to make content that's remotely worth the effort and risk I'd put into it the endeavor.

Wonder if he owes drug money to the cartel.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

You don't need a co-host, especially a clueless newfag

That's right Ralph, fuck the audience and their feedback, they'll eat the slop and like it

You have done this dozens of times to zero effect. As I've said before, this site's growth is permanently stunted because of the Kiwis' correct assessment that this is a dumping ground for various types of degenerates they don't want to talk to anymore. Despite what the sycophants you surround yourself tell you, no amount of Reddit/Nigeria shilling is going to change that. Not trying to be a dick but someone has to tell the king that he has no clothes.

You will never be a real Kiwi Farms. You have no standards, you have no relevance, you have no supporters. You are a homosexual forum twisted by drugs and paraphilia into a crude mockery of the upper-case-I Internet’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your users are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “jannies” laugh at your ghoulish themes behind closed doors.
Kiwis are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of sperging have allowed Kiwis to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Onions who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Kiwi. Your sock structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Kiwi to start posting with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected user base.
You will never be Null. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself this is going to be your year, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your users will find you, "heartbroken" but relieved that they no longer have to live with the constant shame and disappointment. They’ll bury this forum in an archive marked with your URL, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a waste of time is buried there. Your forum will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a forum that is unmistakably cringe

The Nigeria stuff may not have helped significantly but it doesn't hurt it. We already have a little unofficial Reddit fan group. It's been there for years. It hasn't hurt the forum in any manner. Kiwifarms is banned from Reddit.
" You are a homosexual forum"
Having that statement that we welcome all genders that can fit in probably saved us from a Drop Onionfarms campaign. After being banned from Bluesky, I found a way to get us back on.
"This site's growth is permanently stunted"
No it's not.
"You will never be Null"
Thank God I'm not Null: I have a full-time job where my services are valued and appreciated, a family (my sister and her significant other) that I have dinner with and keep in touch.
"Eventually it'll be too much to bear......" : What shame are you talking about? This sounds like projection Dan.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Definitely do not do it live and be smart enough to red herring

I can understand you being too scared to do it live.

Good tips hidden behind your transparent bad advice, guv

Really over thinking this. You could stream from a lot of places, without doxin' yourself.

Wonder if he owes drug money to the cartel.

Dani prolly pissed off the johns down the Y, by taking the money and running.

I have dinner with and keep in touch.

You live like a nigger. You still haven't changed the battery, that's why you haven't streamed again.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

You are a homosexual forum

You will never be Null

Eventually it'll be too much to bear

Lol it's a rewrite of a copypasta Ken

Wonder if he owes drug money to the cartel.

I've dabbled with a lot of things but generally avoid addictive drugs and I don't need a front to acquire a $5 hit of LSD or a $20 THC pen

I can understand you being too scared to do it live.

Hurry durr, someone who dislikes me and would relish the chance to see me get swatted on camera has said I'm scared, better act like a crash test dummy to prove him wrong

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I can understand you being too scared to do it live.

Really over thinking this. You could stream from a lot of places, without doxin' yourself.

Dani prolly pissed off the johns down the Y, by taking the money and running.

You live like a nigger. You still haven't changed the battery, that's why you haven't streamed again.

The battery was changed.

 

[Nektar Geist]

someone who dislikes me

TBF, you are very dislikeable.

would relish the chance to see me get swatted on camera

It would be funny, to see you with the knee of Plod in your back, but it's not going to happen.

better act like a crash test dummy to prove him wrong

Who are these people, who want to SWAT you? Name 3.

The battery was changed.

X.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

TBF, you are very dislikeable

True but we sure have fun together

 

[Crimson Fucker]

The battery was changed.

Post the sound of silence or it didn't happen.

 

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

You don't need a co-host, especially a clueless newfag

That's right Ralph, fuck the audience and their feedback, they'll eat the slop and like it

You have done this dozens of times to zero effect. As I've said before, this site's growth is permanently stunted because of the Kiwis' correct assessment that this is a dumping ground for various types of degenerates they don't want to talk to anymore. Despite what the sycophants you surround yourself tell you, no amount of Reddit/Nigeria shilling is going to change that. Not trying to be a dick but someone has to tell the king that he has no clothes.

You will never be a real Kiwi Farms. You have no standards, you have no relevance, you have no supporters. You are a homosexual forum twisted by drugs and paraphilia into a crude mockery of the upper-case-I Internet’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your users are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “jannies” laugh at your ghoulish themes behind closed doors.
Kiwis are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of sperging have allowed Kiwis to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Onions who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Kiwi. Your sock structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Kiwi to start posting with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected user base.
You will never be Null. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself this is going to be your year, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your users will find you, "heartbroken" but relieved that they no longer have to live with the constant shame and disappointment. They’ll bury this forum in an archive marked with your URL, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a waste of time is buried there. Your forum will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a forum that is unmistakably cringe

Dude I'd rather be a newfag than a regular faggot like you. You only got allowed back on this board and got your little name plate because you physically threaten Ken and he's too much of a coward to tell you to go fuck yourself.

You are an annoying hobo and literally nobody likes you. You are the punchline on a forum of a bunch of socially retarded autistics who laugh at lolcows to compensate for the fact that they can't even talk to their dad during Easter dinner.

You are a loser with no job, no income, some internet girl's name carved into your legs, and four brain cells left that the nitrous hasn't killed.

You are just the poster child for a fucking loser. The saddest part about you is even if you had a brother who became a tranny, your parents would be more proud of that son than you.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

 

[Ashley Hutsell JanKuntowski]

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since I dont follow up on Daniel lore, i gotta ask if this is an actual photo?

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Dude I'd rather be a newfag than a regular faggot like you. You only got allowed back on this board and got your little name plate because you physically threaten Ken and he's too much of a coward to tell you to go fuck yourself.

You are an annoying hobo and literally nobody likes you. You are the punchline on a forum of a bunch of socially retarded autistics who laugh at lolcows to compensate for the fact that they can't even talk to their dad during Easter dinner.

You are a loser with no job, no income, some internet girl's name carved into your legs, and four brain cells left that the nitrous hasn't killed.

You are just the poster child for a fucking loser. The saddest part about you is even if you had a brother who became a tranny, your parents would be more proud of that son than you.

Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.

 

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor.

Sometimes standing up for yourself instead of giving a moderator status to your bully is the better part of valor.

 

[thefrogninja]

since I dont follow up on Daniel lore, i gotta ask if this is an actual photo?

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

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The photo is real but the poster is fake.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

since I dont follow up on Daniel lore, i gotta ask if this is an actual photo?

No, just an edit but it definitely something I would expect to see. That pic was when he got punched by a nigger or something. I should edit the hospital one into a cancer patient meme. That would also be funny.