Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

[Ashley Hutsell JanKuntowski]

No, just an edit but it definitely something I would expect to see. That pic was when he got punched by a nigger or something. I should edit the hospital one into a cancer patient meme. That would also be funny.

that nigger deserves a presidential nomination

 

[JackJack is verified member.]

that nigger deserves a presidential nomination

I mean if Rush Limbaugh can get one I'm sure we can get a presidential medal of freedom to the dude who punched him in the face.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

that nigger deserves a presidential nomination

Give him a webby award made of radium instead.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

You don't need a co-host, especially a clueless newfag

That's right Ralph, fuck the audience and their feedback, they'll eat the slop and like it

You have done this dozens of times to zero effect. As I've said before, this site's growth is permanently stunted because of the Kiwis' correct assessment that this is a dumping ground for various types of degenerates they don't want to talk to anymore. Despite what the sycophants you surround yourself tell you, no amount of Reddit/Nigeria shilling is going to change that. Not trying to be a dick but someone has to tell the king that he has no clothes.

You will never be a real Kiwi Farms. You have no standards, you have no relevance, you have no supporters. You are a homosexual forum twisted by drugs and paraphilia into a crude mockery of the upper-case-I Internet’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your users are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “jannies” laugh at your ghoulish themes behind closed doors.
Kiwis are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of sperging have allowed Kiwis to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Onions who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Kiwi. Your sock structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Kiwi to start posting with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected user base.
You will never be Null. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself this is going to be your year, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your users will find you, "heartbroken" but relieved that they no longer have to live with the constant shame and disappointment. They’ll bury this forum in an archive marked with your URL, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a waste of time is buried there. Your forum will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a forum that is unmistakably cringe

Kill yourself Janny Danny