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Merch Ideas and Rough Drafting

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Technically ai art. But these designs look cute as proof of concept for merchandise. Just paint them purple and boom 💣
 
Ken dolls. They are 3d prints of a scan of Kenneth's fat naked body with the crotch smoothed away like the barbie and ken dolls. Then he can sell custom made tiny doll merch because they don't normally come in that size.
 
Reason: Then someone can put it in a jar.
Pony jar + plus 1 guy one jar minus the anal bleeding because the lid was on and the cum helps equalize the pressure from the anus.
 
Onion butt beads that can be filled with onionfarms anal lube ™️ (made with real onion juice) that can only be ordered on ken's secret store that can only be accessed by subscribing to his secret only fans that you can only get access to by donating 100$ to ken and asking for nudes with proof of donation. Now you can burn a hole in your normal pockets while burning a hole in your prison pocket.
 
I forgot that was my signature because on mobile you don't see it if you hold your phone vertically.
 
I want others to suffer too
Basically why I made it my signature. I could try a private tab to see what cursed shit I can replace it with that doesn't have an age restriction window blocking the shock image.
 
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