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The 16 bit designs are badass. I'll probably buy one of them next month if they are made available
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Yeah, I think they're really neat too. I'm just posting the raw PNG elements in case anyone wants to play around with them too but I want to slap together some full featured designs like the devil onion I posted the other day.
I really want to effortpost a Dragon Quest parody of this little guy since he looks like a classic slime
I'd play this game
![Dragon Quest I & II (J) [T+Eng2.0DQu1_RPGOne] 4.png](https://www.onionfarms.com/data/attachments/54/54976-9c7c6011fb8eb0a0795b6fea3a0554bb.jpg "Dragon Quest I & II (J) [T+Eng2.0DQu1_RPGOne] 4.png")
This design reminds me of the bad guy in that old school video game SiniStar
(About 1:30 in the video)
onion plush when
Make it smell like onions. And burn your eyes when you rub your face on it. Authentic.
Reason: Get them for your friends you don't like.
this would be on the list of things that are not pleasant
That's why it's a perfect prank item. Fun little gag gifts to give to that one friend in the group you low key hate. Next in line is the teddy bear computer with tarantula hair as the fur stuffed with itching powder and asbestos that leaks out of the seams.
Reason: If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation. Mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure.
remind me not to get on your bad side..
Wait till you hear about what I did with the buffalo cube. Can you guess?
Reason: It breathes fire.
buffalo cube as in a red meat and you made it into a delicious and healthy meal right..
It's actually an amalgamation of skinned buffalo and human body parts stitched together like a Frankenstein experiment and brought to life. I coated it in rainbow colored rubber so it doesn't look so grotesque. I grafted a flamethrower in its mouth that fires when you touch the cube. Looks like this. 
he would for sure be lock
That could be the icon theme for halloween.