Internet Drama 🎭 - General Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

[AnusSquirt69]

i miss lolcow.org

me 2

 

[Boobie Bomb]

A good website gone too soon

 

[Gamercat]

i miss lolcow.org

me three

 

[Dumbchan]

It doesn't look like it'll return. I was hoping it would under a different owner since cjocker is a lost cause.

 

[Gamercat]

It doesn't look like it'll return. I was hoping it would under a different owner since cjocker is a lost cause.

i'm guessing the plan to give the site to j fell through

 

[Nektar Geist]

You didn't even last 15mins. Pah. Tha. Tic.

 

[Gamercat]

me 2 ashley

 

[Jazz never died!]

Its not a sim without Ashley making a million posts but where is Nickakado ass on just about every page?

 

[fnaarf]

KAAAAAAAAARRRLLLLLLLL​

 

[C.S.O. esq]

Really half the reason I kept signing up on KF besides how legit insane the reactions were to me downvoting their racist autist posts was seeing fnaarf in the DM desperately trying to get a bunch of cagey sociopaths who barely register her as a person interested in her boring shitty day as a cashier at Goodwill or whatever. Or some comic book movie she saw. Just rattling off about her droll piece of shit nothing day to these wild eyed schizos who spend half the day fantasizing about killing the president even if they hide it sort of well on a forum. They think you're less than human, stupid. You should have seen some of the MPC posts about women.

Your kf threads open. and void is gone. have fun

 

[thefrogninja]

I can fix Ashley (with my penis).

 

[Fedbuster]

Really half the reason I kept signing up on KF besides how legit insane the reactions were to me downvoting their racist autist posts was seeing fnaarf in the DM desperately trying to get a bunch of cagey sociopaths who barely register her as a person interested in her boring shitty day as a cashier at Goodwill or whatever. Or some comic book movie she saw. Just rattling off about her droll piece of shit nothing day to these wild eyed schizos who spend half the day fantasizing about killing the president even if they hide it sort of well on a forum. They think you're less than human, stupid. You should have seen some of the MPC posts about women.

When is she going to post her ugly titties without warning?

 

[C.S.O. esq]

It's really funny you dudes are going to get a 60 year old autistic man shot by cops because you keep stroking his ego since he's letting you post revenge porn of random people here. Not my problem but very hilarious. You might be the only forum with 3,000 members to ever have a swatting incident which bodes really well.

he said he answered the phone, finished breakfast and went to work.

 

[fnaarf]

Has he even acknowledged your existence since last summer you dumb depressing bitch?

no, but I don't have a psychosexual fixation on Karl, you're my one true love/scientific horror case (mostly the latter)

Lol this might be the first time she's turned off rapid fire responses.

ngl I got TikTok so I was looking at cat videos for like 5 hours straight and I forgot you existed. sorry. I know you long desperately for my half-assed quips I'll try and do better next time

 

[C.S.O. esq]

Is there some established reason any of you are doxing me or have you lost the narrative at this point? Sympathies with racists or standard incel misogyny?

I'm not doxing you. You've been doxed. It's a one time thing not a repeatable

 

[Nektar Geist]

ngl I got TikTok so I was looking at cat videos for like 5 hours straight and I forgot you existed. sorry.

"Why are you wasting your time on (T)Ashley? Watch cat videos NOW!"

 

[Boobie Bomb]

@Karl Hey man tell Brian I said good job ruining his 'friend's' life, crazy shit for brains. Lol.


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All these smart words and he sounds like the biggest faggot who never got laid. Also, I don't think Shillary was cooking pizza given what country null lives in. :/ Also, there was a meme about this once.

I'm shocked people are still butthurt about her loss in the year 2023 they should focus on either WW3 or an upcoming alien invasion during the October release.

 

[Jane Doe 1]

I'm not doxing you. You've been doxed. It's a one time thing not a repeatable

She put her voice online calling Karl a "f*ggot", anytime she cries about her dox I will just ignore.

 

[Fedbuster]

Is there some established reason any of you are doxing me or have you lost the narrative at this point? Sympathies with racists or standard incel misogyny?

tits or gtfo

 

[fnaarf]

I'm pretty sure you've been the ones following me around posting demented photomanipulations of my deceased family and raging about some delusion that I'm a random blogger for the last several years, not the other way around.

girl you are literally following Karl around to different websites and screaming at him. this is a thing you have done. you were literally (not gen Z literally, I mean psychologically-broke-in-the-head literally) obsessed with a photo of two old dudes facetiming with funny filters because you thought it was Karl- because, in your infinite MENSA wisdom, you thought Karl was stupid enough to use his actual full name for a handle.

please be serious.

Another eventful day of having a personality as interesting as wheat paste

c'mon haven't you had a good cat video marathon? cleanses the soul

They probably have a lot of other interesting words and concepts in private for an obnoxious poor Jewish woman like you though.

ok. don't care