Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

[fnaarf]

What is Josh's family emergency

how am I supposed to know lol I haven't been on the website since cloudflare kicked him off

 

[Not enough minerals Not enough]

I used to have a recurring nightmare that my husband died in various ways (it was usually a car accident) and the hogs on kf were making up more insane lies about him after the obituary came out. So watching this incels life unravel in slow excruciating real time is gonna be a banger. The fact he will never have one moment of guilt or basic introspection makes it sweeter.

I knew you liked the cat gore pictures, you sick fuck!

 

[Nektar Geist]

The fact he will never have one moment of guilt or basic introspection makes it sweeter.

Why?

 

[fnaarf]

I used to have a recurring nightmare that my husband died in various ways (it was usually a car accident) and the hogs on kf were making up more insane lies about him after the obituary came out.

thanks for telling us unprompted that we literally live in your head rent free that's hilarious. top tier Ashley confessions right next to "I got fat because I depression drank a lot"

 

[Nektar Geist]

I used to have a recurring nightmare that my husband died in various ways (it was usually a car accident) and the hogs on kf were making up more insane lies about him after the obituary came out

Dreams are a funny thing. You a Jungian? Some might interpret that dream as a fantasy dream, you say it's a "nightmare", but in fact it's the guilt of you secretly wishing your husband (who let's face it, if married to you, isn't Mr Wonderful, is he?) I mention this, because it has bearing.

Because he's incapable of learning or changing from any of this even as the money dries up

Does he have to? The fact is, Kiwi Farms, even in dark mode, could provide a living income for joshy, plenty o' nonces out there who pay to use KF.

dwindling family abandons him

One of the reasons he's drifting in foreign lands is because he doesn't live with his mum. Consider that.

doomed to make the same mistakes until he dies or goes to prison.

Dead for clink, methinks. From too much soda and fapping.

Kill yourself

That's Kiwi talk. For someone who professes to hate joshy, you sure are like him.

Anyway, none of this explains why it would be sweeter.

 

[fnaarf]

nearly drove her boyfriend to suicide

oh, the poor boy, going without my attention bc my mom was sick and in the hospital, truly I am the most abusive person to ever exist. lol

Not worth reiterating really since you don't have the incel hivemind to report to but the fat from beer thing happened because I was working a warehouse job and my back and hip pain was becoming so intense I couldn't relax or sleep.

i know. still a self-own though. we didn't need to know that but I'm sure glad we did (also kind of sad you couldn't manage to get opiates at the height of the pill mill epidemic, good job)

Also I do miss my mom, somewhat. Your animal instinct to zero in on that in particular was sort of on the money. So congratulations on getting a single thing right in life, failure.

why do you keep giving me these self owns. I didn't even want this one

 

[GoodbyeEricaRae]

Great banter girls 10/10, but this was supposed to be a thread about lolcow.org. Does anyone know what's up with that? It's been two months since we last heard anything so I can only conclude it's gone for good

 

[fnaarf]

she's "scared to date" again because she drove her last boyfriend to a psychotic breakdown,

wrong

her "community" of racist and transphobic shitbags she desperately wanted to fit in with went offline due to trying to organize a murder

oh no! anyways

she wanted to fuck @Karl,

wrong, that's you

she works at Goodwill

wrong + just because all the clothing in your size at goodwill is fuck-ugly doesn't mean you need to snipe at them about it, try moving up an income bracket

Her family hates her so much she wound up in a homeless shelter

wrong

To top it all off, her fixation on me never amounted to even irl stalking like some of the other targets.

are you like. mad I don't care about you enough to commit crimes? gay

come celebrate with the normies hun

"normies" lmao good one

 

[fnaarf]

fnaarf seems mad tonight, I guess she's raging

the only thing I'm mildly annoyed about is working on labor day lol. I'm a little disappointed kf is down but oh well, Twitter also has niche internet drama if you know where to look

 

[fnaarf]

You're a worthless emotionless bitch lol

"fnaarf seems mad" (proceeds to lob insults, triple post, etc etc the usual)

very un-mad behavior on your part I must say

 

[Nektar Geist]

I'm a little disappointed kf is down but oh well

Bubbala, you really can't complain, can you? Considering. JS.

 

[Nektar Geist]

I'm not mad at you. I'm deeply in lust with you, I crave you every moment I breathe, WHY WON'T YOU BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!

There FTFY.

 

[fnaarf]

You are truly untethered from the experiences of the rest of humanity and are a deeply sick, stunted little creep.

ok

 

[naught]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1487981814425612289

whomstve?

 

[Jazz never died!]

Rip lolcow.net you gave many a lulz

 

[fnaarf]

It must rock to have so little going on in your life that you're sad an internationally notorious hate website that's known for causing suicides is gone. I'm sure your coworkers and whatever family is still around would love to know about your secret life or the fact you've associated with criminal stalkers and racist shit stains for years so they can feel validated about how much they already distrust and dislike you. A CNN report is coming out about it tomorrow, in case you ever doubted you're malignantly mentally unwell.

>watching CNN
lmao

 

[naught]

https://kiwifarms.top/threads/onion-farms-and-other-kf-splinter-sites.84589/post-12679522 * https://archive.ph/lHSMV

And of course the token n1gger @FromTheBlackDepths knows his place, wondering what his former masters boypussy smelled of.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Still funny this got a quarter million likes.

One quarter of a million is 250k. You can't spell. You can't count. Bet you can't even cook.

 

[naught]

So you guys are all aware you're just as pathetic as these dudes right

yes im aware we're all on the same playing field and they hate when I point it out.

 

[Syrup]

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