Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

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How does anyone shoot themselves in the foot as hard as Sig did? Why even have a banner like that? Comedy is in the exaggerated, not the mundane. Having something like "I WILL MURDER PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN WITH THE MOON ON JULY 20th! I WILL USE THE ACTUAL, LITERAL MOON ORBITING THE EARTH RIGHT NOW AND SWING ITS ORBIT INTO JOE BIDEN'S RATTLY ELDERLY ASS USING CHINESE FIREWORKS!" would make more sense and be funnier.
There's a difference between being a /b/tard and just being retarded. Good luck with the feds I guess.

Attention whoring. Most people on these sites are edgy as hell because it gets them attention and also serves as troll shielding, not to mention belittling others makes them feel better about themselves. (user doxes, users being worse than the cows themselves, etc.)

 

[naught]

Attention whoring. Most people on these sites are edgy as hell because it gets them attention and also serves as troll shielding, not to mention belittling others makes them feel better about themselves. (user doxes, users being worse than the cows themselves, etc.)

good post, when you have a chance pls apply an avatar (youll receive somepoints for doing so)

 

[naught]

@Ash what do you think of this site? https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/myproana-com.2604/post-36675

 

[Gamercat]

uh oh it looks like she went through the boxed wine again

 

[Gangweed]

@Sailfish I’m gonna say it how it is. Do not give these people hosting services, domains or any assistance. You’d literally become a doormat. They have repeatedly mocked you, impersonated you and could have potentially gotten you into a whole lot of trouble on .org by doing so, and have shown no respect to you or this site. Giving them services for free doesn’t feel right.

Those are just jokes. I don’t think anyone from lolcow.org actually hates kengle we just think he is a weirdo because he boils his burgers.

 

[fnaarf]

Hey @Fnaarf can you tell your worthless faggot friend Illuminati that I read Deadpool's post history and at best he was going to end up exactly like Melinda's husband, but probably without the affectionate eulogy.

do I look like your errand boy? tell him yourself you lazy fat sow

 

[Nektar Geist]

These people truly do just have a cartoon understanding of reality. Absolutely horrifying. They have no ability to think about what these people were going through, especially their children's minds. All that matters is THE FORUM and being self-righteous.

How many times have you had a psychological break down and been dubbed up in the loonie bin?

At least three times, I reckon. Full on screaming, tears and snot dripping everywhere. I bet they had to use a rhino tranq gun on you.

 

[fnaarf]

contacted her and she told me the entire story, I can't believe you freaks are still holding onto the idea that she's lying and faking the death.

prove it lol. where's his death certificate? where's a police report? where's anything except the word of a known liar?

 

[fnaarf]

Go back to your grazing landfill and let all the equally insane white supremacists you love hump your ugly face, piggy.

 

[Nektar Geist]

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[fnaarf]

Jerry Seinfeld's a good pick for you fnarrf, an unfunny amoral retard who irl wanted to fuck kids.

lol

 

[fnaarf]

Can you answer this? An entire thread of legal professionals dissecting her case and life and you're all running with an assertion this fucking stupid and wrong.

lol

 

[Nektar Geist]

Hey just curious, where are any of you getting the idea that cops clean up the crime scene?

I'm curious as to where you got the curious notion we did.

Yeah that's probably what I'll look like at 65, Karl's age.

Someone seems mad I'm not giving her details about someone else she bizarrely BPD-latched onto emotionally. Oh well, I guess you and the other degenerates will have to wait until the court documents come, goy.

Can you answer this? An entire thread of legal professionals dissecting her case and life and you're all running with an assertion this fucking stupid and wrong.

Kiwi Farms is probably home to the stupidest people on the internet, along with the most insane. It's pretty amazing.

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[fnaarf]

Lol! You have really severe mental problems and so do all your forum friends!

 

[Nektar Geist]

Fnarrf if you show me your drunk idiot father's death certificate I'll see what I can do. I'll use my magic touch to get you those precious dox on this deeply uninteresting and only vaguely malicious woman who has personal issues from being raised in foster care.

THAT sounds like you are phishing for details. Are you a "Nigerian prince"?

Zero. I'm allowed to own firearms. I've also never been named in a lawsuit because I'm not a crazy piece of fucking shit like fnarrf and friends.

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Pretend I posted that gross and insane vorephile picture Null commissioned right here

PLORP

POP

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[fnaarf]

Fnarrf if you show me your drunk idiot father's death certificate I'll see what I can do. I'll use my magic touch to get you those precious dox on this deeply uninteresting and only vaguely malicious woman who has personal issues from being raised in foster care.

I really don't care that much if it's real either way tbh

Hey fnarrf how many family members do you think your friend Karl molested or drove to suicide? He already shared on KF that he used to like forcibly stripping his brother naked, for fun.

do you ever not think about molestation? like do you ever have other thoughts? it's kind of creepy Ashley

 

[fnaarf]

Then what is the purpose of having a dozen pages agonizing over whether she's telling the truth or not you stupid piece of fucking shit lmao

idk ask the people who've filled them up lol. I've made like.. 3 or 4 posts about it maximum?

 

[Nektar Geist]

Why are you here demanding I give you a death certificate from a mourning widow you've never met, about her dead husband you've never met either? that you only know about from a virtual forum, on the internet?

Isn't that kind of deranged behavior, you think? Do you think many sane people would do something like that?

Who do you think the best Cat Woman was? Newmarr for me everytime.

you never got back to me about how your compulsive thoughfs.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Also why are you in that thread calling her children "spawn" again? Do you do shit like that irl? How do people respond to it? Do they look at you like a smelly femcel freak, like someone who will never have kids but if she did they'd wind up drowned in a bathtub?

those are some very dark thoughts. Do you think you could ever be conditioned into assassinating a political figure. Manchurian Candidate style?

 

[Nektar Geist]

I want to know this. Why are you this maliciously fixated on a woman who has nothing to do with your life and has not slighted you at all? Caused absolutely no damage to your life whatsoever.

tbf. you seem really obsessed with fnarf. Is it a dyke tbing?

Not only that, but you're attacking her at probably the lowest point in her life, disingenuously claiming she's making it all up, the horrific violence of watching a gun suicide happen in front of her, the ptsd, everything. She didn't even directly tell any of you about it, she wrote about it on her lonely fucking facebook account.

I think she's making it up. Women are well known liars.