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Kiwifarms discussing the proportions of Anime people, why are they so weird?
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I'm still not Daniel. And why would Null accuse his own global moderator of being a pedo when that makes the site look really bad? Why present evidence instead of telling the guy privately to knock it off or quietly let him go and say it was a mutual decision?

Also do you guys ever wonder why none of the people who really hate Josh such as Ralph have ever picked up the "Null has a female feminist sock account that he uses to write mean posts about men" story? You'd think that would make a great stream dunking on him, no? Maybe it's because they know it sounds totally ridiculous and is likely false? Makes you think.
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Reason: Ur mum gay
Useful_Mistake is hated by the soyteens for moderating their thread when they doublepost, so I'm sure this is partially revenge for that. They're working on doxing his other accounts in their thread.
Double post
 
Reason: ing is based
Wow that sounds nothing like Anna Slatz. Looks like Paladinboo was wrong and some big journo chick wouldn't be some queenpin on some messageboard. Unless it's anna slatz putting on a voice???
I'm moreso curious that Jocelyn thought it would make for good streaming material. There was zero reason why he couldn't just get it over with and interview the Vtuber broad. Instead he concocts this very weird circlejerk session with himself Lidl. There is zero entertainment value in that. And he has the nerve to bitch and whine that people find him creepy and unlikable, which he is.
 
Still to this day don't really understand why
"Forget it Jake, it's Commiefarmstown"
It's his party, he can cry if he wants to.
You'd cry too, if it happened to you.
and I'm pretty sure Joshy is getting off on it.
After this, it's taking selfies in women's changing rooms et al.
Also do you guys ever wonder why none of the people who really hate Josh such as Ralph
Gunt don't give a fuck. Like nearly all cows that joshy seethes at, gunt is better off than joshy. He's living the life of Bukowski. Albeit, gunt hasn't written anything of merit. He still has Plodwinson.
Can you please stop shitting the thread up with your strawmanning you fucking retard. Kthx.
I endorse this message.
And he has the nerve to bitch and whine that people find him creepy and unlikable, which he is.
And over 30. Which is worse. It's all down hill from here. He's a very fat, non cute weird looking dude. Very fat, very weird looking.
 
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And why would Null accuse his own global moderator of being a pedo when that makes the site look really bad? Why present evidence instead of telling the guy privately to knock it off or quietly let him go and say it was a mutual decision?
It happens ever so often.
If person goes out of the positive light people that don't like aforementioned person would conduct a sting\gayop\intentional slander just to frame them and kick out from the space this group inhabit.

U_M is not likable by many, yet he does his job well 'nuff. Doesn't really participate in any sorts of drama as far as I might judge from his actions, too. Might happen so that him and Josh got into harsh words as of lately so now he might to look up for a way to get rid of U_M , and no matter what removing g-mod with whatever fucking reason would be considered a serious punch in Josh' gunt. No matter the reason. Unless U_M retires willingly and that won't happen, I guess.

Gunt don't give a fuck. Like nearly all cows that joshy seethes at, gunt is better off than joshy. He's living the life of Bukowski. Albeit, gunt hasn't written anything of merit. He still has Plodwinson.
Nigga please, he still mention Josh and KF once in a while under the gay-blue moon.
 
he still mention
Meaning, you still pay attention to gunt. Your opinion is disregarded. Gunt has fathered two kids (that we know off, who knows how many bastard gunts there are, out there). This proves that gunt has had sex (with women), something joshy has never done.

And again. He still has Plodwinson, in his cortege. Plodz was right, about the 2016 thing.
 
Meaning, you still pay attention to gunt.
Me pesonally? Nay. But I talk with people that happen to read Ralph sub on occasion.
I'm more of artcows and artfaggotry guy, I'm a doodler of digital skribbles myself so goes without saying where my heart lies. In Art sections of places.
 
THAT would be fun to watch, in a way.
This is why joshy had to toady up to the KC, while Snoreski did KTFO in less than a minute. It was IRL stuff (and Warski isn't a stranger to making a tit of himself, for views), and joshy would never step into a ring, with anyone. Chris could probably press him.

joshy ain't gona train, he ain't gona fight. Although. Warski actually fought a boxer, not some streamer, and it would be interesting to see, how long it would take, for joshy to either get knocked out, or flee from the ring, screaming like an old lady.
 
THEY'RE 9000 YEAR OLD DRAGONS THAT JUST LOOK LIKE MINORS DOOT! -typical pedo and shit Toji and co have been caught saying

My creepy ass mentally ill stalker tries to say this thing isn't a loli image because it's totally a heckin' 9000 year old bird person! or whatever despite if you look it up the first thing that pops up is it's designed to look like a 12 year old which doesn't even matter because it's CLEARLY a child even if the lore states otherwise and the sexualized nature around the series is enough to drive any person with the slightest bit of morality away.
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For once Josh is doing a good witch hunt. These fuckers are degenerate as fuck and the main cow I fuck with was originally ridiculed for liking "cawtoons" of a similar nature before it came out that you know...he groomed kids and groped a woman.

Idk I have noticed that there has been a purge on these anime sickos since the original sticker spam took place back in like March? Which I believe was Toji on a sock so this all checks out for why Jersh is bringing his wrath down on that audience. I know anliteralidiot likes to abuse socks in a similar manner and Josh has banned 2 of them before and then the sticker spam happened and they tried blaming me and she's bffs with Toji and the loli gang so it makes me wonder who all is involved in those DM chains and what kind of reprehensible shit they have on them. Idk it makes me wonder how many socks they are running too. I know of anliteralidiot or Logic running Earl of Slander as a super transparent sock account on the Farms and it's at least funny as idiot is a lolcow and I know we have a thread being worked on about her between myself and two others she's mercilessly harassed here due to her being a mentally ill sperg. I know Toji has several socks that are mentioned as well. I would assume Useful would have a sock for just general use, that would just be practical tbh. I know anliteralstalker has a good dozen YouTube socks which are honestly fairly funny in how bad they are and how MATI she always is, they're almost as bad as her stalker emails she sent and the jessleepez Discord account she uses to sext Cyraxx with that is proven to be her that she named after my gf. Toji is the only one who seems to be careful with his outside presence. We have UM's YouTube and we have Welper's Discord as well. We KNOW Toji has some weird shit.

Idk long rant but I want to see the skeletons these fuckers have because if Toji, Welper, and UM have anything as creepy as anliteralstalker it's gonna be fucking BAD
It's just funny that they have this much knowledge over something they claim to not be into. The only thing I know about that series is that some Japanese guy made a Loli version of that space ship shooter game in his basement and weebs obsess over their preferred loli waifu from said game now. It's fine to casually watch anime or whatever since it's not much different than any other cartoons even in terms of fetish insertion (Nickelodeon foot logo), but what they're doing with body type comparison is sus.
 
Reason: It's like they're focusing on that and not the story itself. Suggesting they only watch it for the anime waifus which may or may not be lolis but is pathetic either way.
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