The fact this shit is in a halal thread is a case of the joke writing itself, talk about Islamic content.
On another note, Kiwifarms default theme is still ass.
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On another note, Kiwifarms default theme is still ass.
Absolutely haram. Consider Chris Hansen.
What other shitty threads do you guys look at on there?
"It's half the fucking problem with these people is they're all humongous ass faggots calling each other out for gay shit" (From Just A Robot's thread)
What other group of people do we know is like that?
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
According to Wikipedia page on Jill Sobule she is actually Bisexual now. So not sure why people think she is still gay though........
why do kiwishits love to obsess over nick rekeita? he's the most boring ass lolcow ever or maybe milleniggers are just grossly unfunny and their humor is incomprehensible
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TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
A Kiwi being a degenerate gooner?
I'm so shocked. Who could have saw this coming?
I'm so shocked. Who could have saw this coming?
Came here to ask this question.
Last I kept on KF lore, when Chrischan "passed the lolcow torch" to Ethan Ralph when he was getting arrested, it meant that Ethan Ralph was going to be the new lolcow face of KiwiFarms. Has Ethan Ralph become that boring to where they had to make a quick switch? Or is this because Rekeita did something to Josh that was so blasphemous he's holding the biggest grudge ever including features about the pettiest of shit?
The ironic thing is that we’re more aware about the ones on our site, while they hardly ever reflect.
Sneeder Griffin
Baby Onion
Ethan Ralph was interesting for a while, but eventually got stale. You can only watch a guy get high on benzos and fall asleep on stream so many times before it gets dull. Ralph has his moments, such as his ongoing drama with the Vickers, but most of his content is boring. Also, Ralph has actually made some attempts to improve his life such as losing a bunch of weight and voluntarily going to rehab.
When Ralph started to get boring, Null and Kiwi Farms tried to pivot towards Nick Fuentes and Nick Rekeita, since they are both controversial figures who have criticized Null in the past.
While Nick Fuentes is a lolcow, he's too image conscious and well spoken to produce milk on a regular basis. He doesn't really do bloodsports and ignores most of his A-Logs. Most of Fuentes' content comes not from Nick himself, but rather his orbiters (Ralph, Kanye, Beardson, etc...). The rest of the Nick Fuentes thread on KF is his A-Logs writing homoerotic fanfics about Fuentes and whichever e-celeb he was talking to that week. A Fuentes/Groyper board was created at one point, but it quickly died.
As for Nick Rekeita, he had one spectacular implosion that turned him from one of the biggest e-celebs around to a complete laughingstock. However, since his arrest, he has done nothing of note and he appears to have stopped doing drugs and engaging in sexual degeneracy.
Since the two Nicks fizzled out, there really hasn't been a "face of lolcows". There's Bossmanjack, but most of the Sektur A-Logs absolutely hate his content. Chantal and all the other Beauty Parlor cows are dead. Patrick Tomlinson has become dull. And there haven't been any new lolcows this year outside of Kanye sort of.
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
I fixed their stupid comments so that it reflects on themselves.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
How are the Kiwi jannies any different from 4chan jannies?
Same power hungry mentality, different platform.
Jersh isn't any different either as he will take out his anger on anyone that questions his bullshit logic.
Same power hungry mentality, different platform.
Jersh isn't any different either as he will take out his anger on anyone that questions his bullshit logic.
GuntMaster2000
Remarkable Onion
OOOOO MAMACITA NOW YOU'RE RINGING THE BELL
Don't forget reddit. They are also like Reddit jannies. Like a combination of 4chan and reddit.
Jewsh was just jealous his E-daddy left him for a coke whore. So declared total retard war on them. Absolutely fatherless behavior.
Obscenity2022
Remarkable Onion
Nick was a friend of Josh's and was basically kiwifarm's hero back in 2020, unlike sam hyde or jim, Null didn't have any reason to be angry at Nick and unlike Dick he didn't have the degeneracy or other reasons for the trad parts of the farm to hate him too. He was basically the chosen one for the farms, him being a real e-celebrity instead of just some guy the farms like is another reason they worshipped him.
Much like idubbz he pissed off his former fanbase with his fake persona and thats when people really went after him. As much as we laugh at the Norm Macdonald joke, it really is the betrayal that hurts people more than the crime. A great example of that is destiny, even most kiwifarmers would agree that if you fucked destiny you deserve to have been secretly recorded and be called a whore and have those videos leaked everywhere, because Destiny didn't hide the fact that he was just that much of a sexpest. Rekieta meanwhile was such a Chad Trad Dad that numerous people got their own careers destroyed for claiming he was into 3somes or swinging before people found out about his hedonism 2 vacation. Like people thought they found a hero in Nick because he'd shout out kiwifarms and proudly got his channel taken down because of trannies and got an amazing rumble contract that made him the face of rumble for a few months.
Like a good chunk of the powerusers in the thread admit to being former obsessive fanboys of Nick, and thats a huge reason they hate him now.
yes on both accounts, Ethan flamed out hard once AF turned on him, between that and May leaving he really didn't become interesting enough to bother watching his boring streams, whereas Nick was at his height and his locals chat chaos along with the hedonism 2 stories really inspiring a hatedom that slowly turned public opinion around on him.
it wasn't a quick switch either, it was about a year and a half between Ethan being there when Chris chan was arrested to Nick Rekieta becoming the Kino Kasino and the farm's #1 lolcow.
both arent true, he's clearly still seeing april and he's doing various "legal" drugs
Nick is still being milked pretty hard, the fact he was able to win LOTY last year despite not even streaming for most of the year is an accomplishment, and his desperate fanboying of Patrick Melton is hilarious, especially because everyone knows Melton will turn on him and openly treats him like shit already.
I'm more shocked that Nick was able to remain the face of lolcows for about a year despite only streaming a handful of times and having such little internet presence, there wasn't much to milk outside of his court chaos. i'd be shocked if he streamed more than 50 hours all of the last 11 months, someone already said he streamed more in the last 3 weeks than he did from june to march.
you are right that he isn't that good of a "face" and thats probably why you're seeing more internal lolcows like Alex or Lidl getting more attention overall.
ClausMystery
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I would much rather get IP doxxed than be outed as a pedophile furry personally, who probably raped a cat.
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Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
Not so fun fact, one of the founders of PocketPair used to work for Nintendo in the DS line before founding his own company. I wonder why no one mentioned that fact?
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