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Funny circumcision story, since we're going off topic and I am drunker than a skunk right now so I'm going to be doing a lot of off topic right now... The first time I went back home to the old country I was 19 and I got smashed in a pub in Ballina. And I was trying to get with this GORGEOUS piece of ass. She was Irish Irish, whereas I was only American Irish so it goes without saying that she was even more drunk than I was. So she tells me to pull out what I'm packing, to prove I'm not too small.

So I figure hey whatever and I whip it out. Now I'm not packing major league heat like all you guys on onion farms are, but let me tell you something: when you're 100% Irish, 7 inches is the John Holmes of the emerald Isle. So I whipped it out on her. But the funny thing was she goes WAT DE FECK and just grabs my pecker like it's something to do and basically walks me over to her homegirl and says TAKE A LOOKIT DIS and literally puts my penis in her friend's hand.

Probably about 10 minutes later, I've got basically an entire pub of sauced up micks manhandling my junk (both male and female) interrogating me about my circumcision. It's funny the things you take for granted when you're an American and circumcision is considered the status quo because I didn't realize how big of a deal a clipped pecker was over there.

Happy ending to the story though: I ended up slamming her with no rubber in the backseat of her car in the parking lot, because you know how it is baby. Níos Gaelaí ná na Gaeil féin

 

[Jack]

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No fake man, I actually got a little chubbed up thinking about that little gorgeous green-eyed vixen. Every American should go back to their home country for a visit at least once. It's an incredible feeling getting off of the plane and seeing that 99% of the population is just like you.

Ireland was a trip, man. I'm so glad my family talked me into saving up for it.

 

[AvonBird35]

No fake man, I actually got a little chubbed up thinking about that little gorgeous green-eyed vixen. Every American should go back to their home country for a visit at least once. It's an incredible feeling getting off of the plane and seeing that 99% of the population is just like you.

Ireland was a trip, man. I'm so glad my family talked me into saving up for it.

Interesting. Did Ireland look like this?

 

[Boobie Bomb]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1780823978699055496

How long it will take before KiwiFarms dox Lawly for reals now?

 

[cosmic veteran]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1780823978699055496

How long it will take before KiwiFarms dox Lawly for reals now?

not for long. kiwis are well known for their autistic ability to dox anyone they don't like that they deem evil

 

[Jack]

Interesting. Did Ireland look like this?

More like this lol

 

[Crimson Fucker]

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That's actually a pretty good username especially with the custom title.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

This is a very informative post. Another informative post, some people on ED speculate this is you and your dingus
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OtterWhiskers - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.online

Spoiler: Dingus and belly

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Show us your willy, guvna

I thought he was supposedly an Elsa Gate Asian.

 

[Jack]

I thought he was supposed an Elsa Gate Asian.

But he's unclipped.

Like ANIMALS.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

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The fuck do they mean by this?

That's the tranny guy who wanted to force some girl to wax his tranny balls and insists he can have a period. He is a whole ass lolcow. His Ed article is right here.

Jonathan Yaniv - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.online

 

[Crimson Fucker]

kek

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Videos of people picking up objects also works because AI is bad at hands too.

 

[Jack]

That's the tranny guy who wanted to force some girl to wax his tranny balls and insists he can have a period. He is a whole ass lolcow. His Ed article is right here.

Jonathan Yaniv - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.online

Can we stick to the point here please?

I mean what was the point we were talking about?

What is this thread about?

I forget but you know I'm going to do your favor... Here's some Hathaway

 

[Crimson Fucker]

It would be funny if the accounts made icons spelled something out

At least two of his socks in the correct order was a play on slim shady lyrics guess who's back drac, back drac again. I got a good laugh out of it so it was well worth the effort beyond just annoying glowie.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Slow as a fuckin week in jail, Ken, sort your shit out

Slower than ken at getting a joke.

 

[Jack]

At least two of his socks in the correct order was a play on slim shady lyrics guess who's back drac, back drac again. I got a good laugh out of it so it was well worth the effort beyond just annoying glowie.

Oh right on

I don't listen to white people trying to be nigger music so I must have missed that reference

Here is two back-to-back haths

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Can we stick to the point here please?

I mean what was the point we were talking about?

What is this threat about?

I forget but you know I'm going to do your favor... Here's some Hathaway

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this thread is about chicken foot pizza

 

[Jack]

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HATHAWAY

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Oh right on

I don't listen to white people trying to be nigger music so I must have missed that reference

Here is two back-to-back haths

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Neither do I, but I'm still quick enough to catch the pop culture reference. Living through the time it was popular you were basically forced to hear it whether you wanted to or not. You'd have to be younger than that generation to have never heard those lyrics.

 

[R9KS]

I am drunker than a skunk right now

That explains everyone derailing all the time.

 

[Jack]

That explains everyone derailing all the time.

I derail when I'm sober.

Try again fag.

Here's a random music video