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[Gore San]

Kf just wants to groom Zoey into a lolcow they prefer. Listening to them is like Stockholm syndrome. Unless they're saying to just log off and get your head on straight then avoid oversharing in the future to fly under the radar. Random retards don't need to be documented. Just absurd "case studies", whether harmless or harmful. Like king Cobra (rip) and cyaxx, or the Chris chans in between.

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

so i was busy having a breakdown over something stupid, and i go to check my kiwi thread and find out im now banned because null thinks im associating with 764??
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i have no clue what the fuck hes talking about
i havent been talking to anyone associated with 764 and the only person ive ever talked to that has any ties to that shit is elaine who i completely cut ties with
but good riddance i suppose
maybe those people will finally leave me the fuck alone like ive been wanting

Glad to have you back, Zoey. Hopefully they leave you alone now. But if they don't at least share their pathetic attempts to get your attention with us so we can laugh at them.

I'm insulted. How is this site in any way similar to Skibidi Farms?

We make fun of Null and Kiwifarmers for being fat, basement dwelling spergs. Therefore, we must be monkey abusing pedophiles who are a part of 764 and O9A. (Even though most of 764/O9A are Kiwifarms users or at least browse the site regularly.)

So, what’s up with you if you don’t mind me asking? You’re very young for a lolcow and honestly I’ve skimmed your thread and nothing seemed overtly funny… You just seem very sad and traumatized

Zoey got mixed up with Nikolas Talbott, a lolicon sperg who is basically the Ashley Jankowski of Kiwifarms, except much less fat and with a smaller penis. For some reason, Kiwifarmers decided to go after her too, most likely to groom her into being their trad e-girl gf.

 

[zoeyzoey is verified member.]

you know this made me realize
a while ago i said i would win against these people even if it seemed like i was losing
now literally any discussion of me is banned and im basically free to do whatever without having the burden of crazy nice guys stalking me
i actually fucking won
i guess thats the silver lining in all of this
i no longer have to be a dancing monkey because people demand it of me
and thats pretty fucking liberating

 

[Kiwi Pot Pie]

Kiwis suffer something I'd like to call "Pedophile Derangement Syndrome". The schizophrenic delusion that anyone they don't like is automatically a pedophile that seeks to rape all real american's children.

Spoiler: Actual schizo rant

Do you think Kiwifarmers use this tactic of "Everyone is a pedophile" in order to purposefully destroy the meaning and legality of the word, much like Twitter does it, as a purposeful tactic to make it so everyone's fatigued to hear about it and thus actual pedophiles can get away with shit?

Reminder that Kiwi Farms thinks being depressed makes you a pedophile.
A pedophile is simply someone Kiwi Farms hates. Just like how everyone Reddit hates is a Nazi. It is nothing more than the most superficial way to gain moral superiority. Protip, if you are so desperate to gain moral authority you have to boast how you do not want to rape children or murder 6 million Jews, you probably are not so moral. Unsurprisingly we see from Kiwis whose taste in porn gets outed like Null and Welperhelper that they are into weird tranny shit and in the case of the former appears to be an actual, literal pedophile by his own admission.

Obsessing and seething over sexual deviants sends up a lot of red flags. Similar to how most of the Animal Control board are literal furries and sexual deviants themselves.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

you know this made me realize
a while ago i said i would win against these people even if it seemed like i was losing
now literally any discussion of me is banned and im basically free to do whatever without having the burden of crazy nice guys stalking me
i actually fucking won
i guess thats the silver lining in all of this
i no longer have to be a dancing monkey because people demand it of me
and thats pretty fucking liberating

Welcome back.
Toji has to be on suicide watch after seeing you win so much.
I have a hunch that all the niggers stalking you are going to get permanent bans on KF soon. Which will be the ultimate victory for you.

 

[zoeyzoey is verified member.]

Welcome back.
Toji has to be on suicide watch after seeing you win so much.
I have a hunch that all the niggers stalking you are going to get permanent bans on KF soon. Which will be the ultimate victory for you.

the person who made my thread has said they hate my thread regulars btw
ive talked to a few people offsite who frequent the website and theyve told me that my thread has a lot of the worst users on the site
it doesnt really matter to me if they get banned because i do not want to crawl back to a forum that wants to accuse me of hanging out in child predator rings willy-nilly

 

[zoeyzoey is verified member.]

Also something about Kokichi pissing himself, Kek.

LOL i remember #oumapiss
14 year old me was something else man

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

the person who made my thread has said they hate my thread regulars btw
ive talked to a few people offsite who frequent the website and theyve told me that my thread has a lot of the worst users on the site
it doesnt really matter to me if they get banned because i do not want to crawl back to a forum that wants to accuse me of hanging out in child predator rings willy-nilly

Staying away from KF is the best thing you can do. I wish you the best!

 

[Frosty Fetus]

you know this made me realize
a while ago i said i would win against these people even if it seemed like i was losing
now literally any discussion of me is banned and im basically free to do whatever without having the burden of crazy nice guys stalking me
i actually fucking won
i guess thats the silver lining in all of this
i no longer have to be a dancing monkey because people demand it of me
and thats pretty fucking liberating

Cool. You should celebrate this newfound freedom with a dance.

 

[cosmic veteran]

I am in the Crabshacks (the most famous mass DM

I was in that DM too. although I would say that DM/PM chain can be funny. by Crabshacks you mean crab shack, right?

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

I was in that DM too. although I would say that DM/PM chain can be funny. by Crabshacks you mean crab shack, right?

Yes. I called it Crabshacks (plural) because there's like 12 of them now that keep getting nuked and remade every few weeks, at best.
Once I get unbanned I'm just going to use the smaller DM chains I'm in with a dozen or so people, its the only part of the forum that doesn't make me want to shoot myself. Considering how terrible the rest of the site is these days.
I love how much Null seethes over people that primarily use DM's, like myself. Probably because he can't look into DMs and see if people are actually calling him a piece of shit (spoiler alert, they usually are).
If he actually removes DMs entirely as he has stated he wants to do, I'll probably quit the site. Hiding out in DMs to keep away from Null's craziness is a good thing to do.
What's also interesting to note is that the recent notable bans on KF have been relatively well liked users (but not with Null) with True and Honest, such as myself, CallmeCicada and Eddie Riggs.
No one is safe from Null's wrath anymore, it seems.

 

[cosmic veteran]

NOOOO
I’ll check to see if the KF thread on us has any archived episodes cause I need to see this

sadly, no one from that thread archived it

 

[Kiwismarms]

What's also interesting to note is that the recent notable bans on KF have been relatively well liked users (but not with Null) with True and Honest, such as myself, CallmeCicada and Eddie Riggs.

Wait, Null banned riggs and cicada? Was it over the watamelon meme? I know Eddie copped a pink triangle, but an actual ban?

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Wait, Null banned riggs and cicada? Was it over the watamelon meme? I know Eddie copped a pink triangle, but an actual ban?

Cicada was banned again not too long ago over watamelons, but is unbanned currently. Although who knows until Null bans him permanently.
Riggs is banned, I don't know what it was over since I was banned not long after. My guess is that its over complaining about his previous ban from the Spiderman thread for blogposting, or complaining about getting a pink triangle over mentioning Cicada's name while banned.

 

[The Washington Ogre]

Probably because he can't look into DMs and see if people are actually calling him a piece of shit (spoiler alert, they usually are).

Anyone with database access can read Xenforo DMs. He also doesn't purge DMs ever.

 

[Funny Watermelon]

@zoey How do you feel about a brazilian wanting to fuck you and only banning thirstposting because it pissed off jersh?

Probably because he can't look into DMs and see if people are actually calling him a piece of shit (spoiler alert, they usually are).

Yes he can, and actively does. Never be fooled by him pretending he can't.

 

[Obscenity2022]

I don't even know what you mean by that. Half of all marriages end in divorce, I don't think half of all people who get married are vets.

i'm referring to how the divorce went.

That seems EXACTLY trans to me.

supposedly, like right before the shooting. they magically decided to detransition. but like most death bed confessions, you have to say to yourself what a coincidence it is

Most people on kf were definitely bullied for being a geek in high school why the fuck are they advocating for what happened to them. Battered wife syndrome.

they're also forgetting a major reason guys like Chris chan were so brutally trolled in the 2000s was because of his racist and homophobic views. its a major reason people gave for attacking scientology and the WBC and the GOP in general, especially guys like Rick Santorum.

In general "based" views were routinely mocked and belittled up until about a decade ago, even Null admits the culture of Kiwifarms up until about 2020 was "degenerate" like in any case green reddit views would be mocked more than any boy wearing girl clothes online

i dont have any activity on any "pedo sites" and wouldnt touch them with a 10 foot pole

according to josh himself, Kiwifarms was a "pedo site" up until about 2020, and his proof of that is people agreeing with is views on how he moderated 8ch and especially 9chan. Now he doesn't explain why the site did a 180 in 2020 nor why he hates users with join dates before then suddenly, but according to josh moon himself, kiwifarms is the only 2010s pedo site that deserves to have banking services.

even if you might to have Chris Chan levels of Autismos.

he hasn't facefagged yet, that makes it way more self aware than chris

ill be 20 in january

should have known typical capricorn. You're lucky you're very online, caps tend to get diddled.

I have a hunch that all the niggers stalking you are going to get permanent bans on KF soon. Which will be the ultimate victory for you.

don't lie to them. the thread regulars are as likely to get a perm as lidl. fucking Toji got a perm and got it reversed.

 

[cosmic veteran]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/onion-farms-and-other-kf-splinter-sites.84589/post-22237672

In more ownage.

Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Thread 'Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Violent and Disturbing Messages On My Voicemail'

Aug 9, 2025

Latest Voicemail


Recommends I brush my teeth


Links on my website are dead


Ashley sings I am a big fat racist


Says I should be chemically castrated and committed into a group home


I am playing the victim


I run a right-wing terrorist site
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• Onion Null
• Replies: 0
• Forum: Rage Pigs and Mugus

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Kengle you are so fucking pathetic.

do you not realize who you are? have you not look at the mirror, fatass? this is coming from a guy who got fired from his lawyer job because he spent to much time modding green reddit. also lol, siding with Ashley, especially on her retarded voice recordings.

the person who made my thread has said they hate my thread regulars btw

archive:

https://archive.ph/wip/12tO8

lmao, that guy is such a fucking faggot. hit the ignore button nigga- oh wait

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Anyone with database access can read Xenforo DMs. He also doesn't purge DMs ever.

Yes he can, and actively does. Never be fooled by him pretending he can't.

I guess that one is on me. Doesn't surprise me either way, the guy can't handle anyone talking about him behind his back to an unhealthy degree.

don't lie to them. the thread regulars are as likely to get a perm as lidl. fucking Toji got a perm and got it reversed.

Null absolutely hates Toji. If Null could ban him permanently, he would.
He only got unbanned because most people on the site liked Toji and pushed back on Null to the point it started to make him look even more terrible.

 

[cosmic veteran]

He only got unbanned because most people on the site liked Toji and pushed back on Null to the point it started to make him look even more terrible.

that's the secret key to get yourself unbanned and have some ban immunity. have people adore you so they protest to daddy jewsh to get you unbanned