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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
Anyway, who’s your least favorite KF user?
Probably Wolfetone.
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Once the biggest Jewsh glazer on KF, he walked so Welperhelper could run. Loved Jewsh as his father until Jewsh shit talked him on his show to thousands. Professional Laido enjoyer and really great at beating up his dad. He's been banned for a while but is definitely on a sock, probably messaging "female" Kiwis for sex as we speak.
 
Reason: He throws piss bottles at people as well.
Probably Wolfetone.
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Once the biggest Jewsh glazer on KF, he walked so Welperhelper could run. Loved Jewsh as his father until Jewsh shit talked him on his show to thousands. Professional Laido enjoyer and really great at beating up his dad. He's been banned for a while but is definitely on a sock, probably messaging "female" Kiwis for sex as we speak.
I love how everytime a picture of a Kiwifarmer comes out, they always always ALWAYS look like this. Only exceptions I’m aware of are Ruben Sim and Turkey Tom, who look fairly put together. But even then they’re less so Kiwifarmers and more so just YouTubers.
 
Wendy Wheelchair, Seafarer, Soild Hyrax and Catch A Rainbow are all gay Israelis that would negrate anything critical of Israel. Every single "Jew caught being a pedophile and fled to Israel" thread would have them negrate anyone calling Israel a pedophile safe haven or saying Epstein was a mossad op.
we really need to be better about listing all the jews, morons, neo-cons, fags, and pedos on the site.
“drek” and never even heard of that word till reading those replies. I looked up and it’s an Israeli word for garbage/trash.
i've heard it before. its like most kike things, something they use and force into lexicon because of them dominating tv writing.

You seriously never heard the word dreck?
 
Anyway, who’s your least favorite KF user? I wanna hear retarded KF history. Mine stays as Vibe_Guy but maybe someone more insufferable will come.
I don't care enough to have a least favourite, but the ones I scroll past when I see their names are, Mad stan, mound dweller, catch the rainbow, johnny bravo and implying, who i think is unironically a chatgpt bot or a no life faggot who asks Ai for opinions on topics.

The rest of A+N are fairly funny or interesting or have a personal perspective. Those mentioned above are just boring.
 
You seriously never heard the word dreck?
You know I thought harder about it and I now remember that I have heard of it before.

The villain of the first Ratchet and Clank was named Chairman Drek. Not surprised his name is a joke as many things are in that game.

Still though, I do not hear regular people say that word or even have online before.
 
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Memba when he brought them back and you couldn't talk about his 180?
But Josh will never change his mind of giving away your data or selling out to the feds. No sir.
Very good point. Josh already hates his entire user base. All it will take is for some CIA glowniggers and spooks to threaten Josh and for them to offer a way out to not arrest him on grounds he becomes a fed informant. Does anyone actually believe Null wouldn’t sell out everyone if it meant covering his own butt? Null already hates everyone except himself.
 
Very good point. Josh already hates his entire user base. All it will take is for some CIA glowniggers and spooks to threaten Josh and for them to offer a way out to not arrest him on grounds he becomes a fed informant. Does anyone actually believe Null wouldn’t sell out everyone if it meant covering his own butt? Null already hates everyone except himself.
He used to have a warrant canary at the bottom of the site but then he silently got rid of it with no explanation and had a melty when people mentioned it was gone.
 
I love how everytime a picture of a Kiwifarmer comes out, they always always ALWAYS look like this. Only exceptions I’m aware of are Ruben Sim and Turkey Tom, who look fairly put together. But even then they’re less so Kiwifarmers and more so just YouTubers.
The only good looking Kiwifarms user who wasn't an e-celeb was AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed, a fat dragon fart fetishist. He's also the only Kiwifarmer I know who is confirmed to have children.

Literally every other one of the dozens of Kiwifarmers who has been doxed has been either morbidly obese, faces that look like they've been smashed by bricks, and/or are literally mentally retarded, with absolutely zero exceptions.
 
Very good point. Josh already hates his entire user base. All it will take is for some CIA glowniggers and spooks to threaten Josh and for them to offer a way out to not arrest him on grounds he becomes a fed informant. Does anyone actually believe Null wouldn’t sell out everyone if it meant covering his own butt? Null already hates everyone except himself.
And he openly hates the brits and encourages the rest of the his userbase to also hate them.
Yet he also says he will not fuck the brit posters over by agreeing with ofcom, which he already did when he blocked the IPs, and pinky swears to not give their details away?
I don't believe it.
 
Very good point. Josh already hates his entire user base. All it will take is for some CIA glowniggers and spooks to threaten Josh and for them to offer a way out to not arrest him on grounds he becomes a fed informant. Does anyone actually believe Null wouldn’t sell out everyone if it meant covering his own butt? Null already hates everyone except himself.
He used to have a warrant canary at the bottom of the site but then he silently got rid of it with no explanation and had a melty when people mentioned it was gone.
Just further makes me believe that Kiwi Farms most likely glows. I have no reason to beleive Jersh himself is a fed but it wouldn't surprise me if Kiwi Farms is glowie-adjecent.
 
Kiwifarmer explains why KiwiTubers are bad, accidentally explains why Kiwifarms is bad


”Nowadays you need a moral reason to laugh at lolcows, you can’t just make Mister Metokur stuff anymore” Ya, cause there’s nothing more lame than when a normie sees something mildly eccentric and acts like that’s some groundbreaking comedy. Most people don’t care to sit all day and watch some weird person be weird because niggas got jobs. They’ll care if there’s a damn good reason to however, such as, them being a legit pedophile. You’re just mad everyone dosent share the same opinion as you, now who does that remind me of.. Some front page of the internet perhaps?

Lolcow stuff is niche cause to the average person it sounds incredibly stupid, and that’s ok. I’m not sure when KiwiFarms started wanting to be normie. You’ll see it in threads where they’ll say “Maybe this will give us a better reputation! Maybe this will get more people to come to the forum!” Why do you want that? Do you just want a world where everyone busts out laughing at the most mundane uniqueness in a person, arguements are ended by angrily calling eachother a pedo, and you can be put to straight up execution for disliking European cheese?

THIS IS ALSO IGNORING THE FACT THAT KIWIFARMERS DO THE SAME SHIT WIFH A DIFFERENT TOILET

thats what i mean when ive been saying "performative consensus" lately

bluesky is all "orange man bad" and "nazi nazi nazi" and "kiwifarms bad" and people say it to fit in and have an affirming/positive interaction with their herd. OMG I HATE TRUMP PLEASE DONT BAN ME is your daily price of admission.

4chan gets increasingly radicalized with N-posting, sneedposting, tranny and jew hate

kiwicucks hate on , well, everyone and id be lying if i said i wasnt entertained by it

reddit, already covered.

onionfarms, whatever, i dabble in josh and ashley hate threads im not going to reduce it to that because i dont read other parts.

.... on any of these sites, anyone who speaks against the groupthink gets rocks chucked at them and or banned. they only tolerate people who are like them, agree with them, so theres pressure to do performative consensus and virtue signaling.

or kind of a... um.. reverse/anti virtue signaling in an environment like 4chan or kiwifarms... same behavior, its just putting the wrongthink and slurs on display instead of signaling how everyone who does that is a nazi nazi nazi.

shartyn***ers , you post soyjacks and talk about interracial gay sex or whatever to fit in. more of the same. pefformative consensus. soyteens are funny, i guess, im twice their age but okay, ive gotten a few cheap laughs there.

the most recent example of performative consensus is 4chan after the pajeet infestation, these cringe ass fucking ESL'ers re on there trying to edgepost the way they imagine a 4channer would and it sounds so forced, mean, unfunny, and unnatural its not even funny and its ruining that gd website. theyre trying to fit in or whatever and theyre not. everyone can tell theyre some retarded stinky ESL pajeet trying to sound hard and you cant help going, jesus is this what i sound like?

i havent run into the same kind of nastiness for being weird over here (yet) but im not consciously attempting to piss people off. nor was i on KF. i only called josh a slur after he called me a retard. fuck her, i got a trucker mouth and will give it right back idc if it is the owner of the site who has a fragile ass ego...

crazy how he platforms all this , shit people say about "cows" and nothing is horrible , nothing is too evil, nothing is beyond the pale or goes too far no matter how vile it is.. and thats what josh gives his life and existence to. all manner of hurtful, hateful, vicious shit and all of thats fine.

but if you say hes fat , he melts down and bans you. what a bitch.

... but ya are fat blanche, ya are.

im guilty oif all these things and starting to deprogram and ween off of it. i havent posted on KF recently but i just went in and deleted the password and recovery email tonight. i cant call joe winko an N - I - you know what, or vinluv a chinklet hamplanet without them immediately knowing its me anyway.
 
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