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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
whats stopping some user (YOU) from just paying for it and then scraping every single post and putting it here so people can see what has been said about their banned accounts in that part of the website.

You know for a fucking fact that some users have a full on 180 different personality in the paid section vs how they act with the poors. plus it would give us great reference material for the Lidl thread and rest of the users that have threads here.

Do it for Zoey!
I already have Supporters board access.
How would you scrape it considering Null very likely has a way to tell when people are scraping it?
Also would prefer to keep my KF account private when doing so. Is that possible?
 
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Also would prefer to keep my KF account private when doing so. Is that possible?
No, they already know you're me on a sock account dude!

In theory yes, you just can't scrape it all and publish it the same day. I would scrape a few pages at a time, archive them on a backup, then release them a week or two later while scraping in the mean time. Don't scrape everything in order either. Make a list of page numbers and that you have scraped and just bounce around so you aren't going 1-10, 10-20, or something obvious like that. Probably best to give the pages to someone else, like @Onion Null or someone trustworthy to publish so you have a layer of plausible deniability. Obviously the most recent pages would be the juiciest and the most likely to be browsed so scraping those would probably arouse minimal issues. If it were me I would just go and print every page as a PDF file and either zoom in to the point it crops you account details out or edit it so you cover those up. PDFs will give the most detail of the thread without you needing to take 5 million different screenshots and will allow you to spend minimal time there so as to be seen spending a fuckload of time there.

Any Green Redditor seething about this plan is fucking stupid as well as these are things hidden from the public eye. This is where gayops are taking place as the Useful_Mistake debacle proved so it's actually in their interest for these to come out as currently that board(and Prospering Grounds) is a direct violation of Section 230, if they ever cared to read Section 230.
 
What about the "lol Spider-Man is a faggot" board? I feel like I've seen it before.
That's a thread on the Supporters board.
Obviously the most recent pages would be the juiciest and the most likely to be browsed so scraping those would probably arouse minimal issues. If it were me I would just go and print every page as a PDF file and either zoom in to the point it crops you account details out or edit it so you cover those up. PDFs will give the most detail of the thread without you needing to take 5 million different screenshots and will allow you to spend minimal time there so as to be seen spending a fuckload of time there.
I'll have a further look. Would require quite a lot of editing to make it not identifiable, since I have posted and reacted to posts in Supporters before.
Honestly most of it isn't worth scraping. In my opinion, just the Spiderman and Multipass threads are worth dealing with.
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so you're saying Ethan Ralph and Contrapoints became better people in the last 2 years? odd take

whats stopping some user (YOU) from just paying for it and then scraping every single post and putting it here so people can see what has been said about their banned accounts in that part of the website.

You know for a fucking fact that some users have a full on 180 different personality in the paid section vs how they act with the poors. plus it would give us great reference material for the Lidl thread and rest of the users that have threads here.

Do it for Zoey!
I will think about it for sure, it's kinda weird how nobody else here has T&H.

Speaking of Zoey what's going on with her?
 
I will think about it for sure, it's kinda weird how nobody else here has T&H.

Speaking of Zoey what's going on with her?
I guess she's trying to get a job so Green Reddit is doing all they can to push their site to the top of the search results to meddle with that. BUT THEY DON'T COWTIP GUYS YOU NEED TO BELIEVE THEM! First they groom her then this. It's actually super grimey and similar to what traffickers do. It's super bizarre because normally the goal is to let cows find normal employment and to get them to touch grass unless they are legitimate pedos like Cyraxx. They're bound and determined to ruin her life and I don't really understand why. She just goes to their site and argues with them and tells them to die. Happens to us too, not worth life ruination.

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More here.
something something foreskin balloons something something Jewish fairground toy something something penis pumps
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He never said anything about devices that don't turn on.
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Starting to think this isn't a bit.
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ok yeah this isn't a bit. Kiwi farms users need penis pumps for their small dicks and that's why they are so angry all the time confirmed.
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The idea of people actually buying knock off penis pumps off of Temu is beyond hilarious to me.
 
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I stand corrected. Also I had the same reaction as gog & magog.
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op is confirmed fag
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I remember laughing at retards doing that trend and called it tik tok nigger lip challenge.
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Well that was certainly a thread of all time.
 
Reason: This is what people mean by power leveling.
This is probably my favorite thread in the inner circle.
If this is a shit post he is not breaking character.View attachment 94854lidl drip makes a guest appearance.View attachment 94853🦆View attachment 94852View attachment 94851He talks about it more on the second page.
More here.
something something foreskin balloons something something Jewish fairground toy something something penis pumpsView attachment 94855He never said anything about devices that don't turn on.View attachment 94856Starting to think this isn't a bit.View attachment 94857ok yeah this isn't a bit. Kiwi farms users need penis pumps for their small dicks and that's why they are so angry all the time confirmed.View attachment 94858The idea of people actually buying knock off penis pumps off of Temu is beyond hilarious to me.
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I stand corrected. Also I had the same reaction as gog & magog.View attachment 94859op is confirmed fagView attachment 94860I remember laughing at retards doing that trend and called it tik tok nigger lip challenge.View attachment 94861Well that was certainly a thread of all time.
seriously, what is that thread even about? I don't know what a penis pump is and what its purpose until I stumble upon that freaky thread
 
seriously, what is that thread even about? I don't know what a penis pump is and what its purpose until I stumble upon that freaky thread
In the minds of porn addicts these pumpers serve as a tool for make yer ween longer, fatter or yer vag puffer than it should be due to how nature have designed yours to be.
In fact this shit causing more damage than any good.
 
In the minds of porn addicts these pumpers serve as a tool for make yer ween longer, fatter or yer vag puffer than it should be due to how nature have designed yours to be.
In fact this shit causing more damage than any good.
what's funny is that penis pills exists. these drugs are designed to make your dick bigger. I don't know if there exists drugs for female genitalia, all I know is these stuff have side effects, so you should not use them unless you really know what you're doing
 
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