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[Gaijin Goombah]

The switch 2 is basically unplayable unless you get the built in ransomware removed. This is probably the one time scalping might be a good thing, if it's the people modding the systems and not just people reselling the stock system.

The supposed update without which you can't play games? That was misinformation clickbait. It's an update required to use online functions, and it just so happens that it needs to check a compatibility list to play Switch 1 games. Switch 2 games work out of the box without any patches.
Ever since the reveal in April this might have been one of the most fudded consoles in history. Some people, who I suspect may not be in a good position financially, really want to see Nintendo fail. Too bad. They'll have to wait another whole eight years for the next chance.

 

[Obscenity2022]

speaking of the luigi thread, did people see WelperHelper seething about someone talking about his DMs with that one bitch? one of his friends jumped in to sweep it up but can't hide the fact that welperhelper is a fat fuck who tried e-dating on kiwifarms

They can't even make new decent ips anymore

splatoon came out on the switch and apparently sold pretty well. pikmin came out on the gamecube and is loved too, then there's bayonetta for the Wii.

Nintendo actually has been one of the best for IPs they continue to shit out games for the last 20 years,

 

[Nobody Important]

speaking of the luigi thread, did people see WelperHelper seething about someone talking about his DMs with that one bitch? one of his friends jumped in to sweep it up but can't hide the fact that welperhelper is a fat fuck who tried e-dating on kiwifarms

splatoon came out on the switch and apparently sold pretty well. pikmin came out on the gamecube and is loved too, then there's bayonetta for the Wii.

Nintendo actually has been one of the best for IPs they continue to shit out games for the last 20 years,

Fat retard handdoxed himself lol

 

[Galactic Rubber Ways]

speaking of the luigi thread, did people see WelperHelper seething about someone talking about his DMs with that one bitch? one of his friends jumped in to sweep it up but can't hide the fact that welperhelper is a fat fuck who tried e-dating on kiwifarms

splatoon came out on the switch and apparently sold pretty well. pikmin came out on the gamecube and is loved too, then there's bayonetta for the Wii.

Nintendo actually has been one of the best for IPs they continue to shit out games for the last 20 years,

Nintendo may be great with their products but they're are genuinely fucking horrendous as a company

 

[Obscenity2022]

Nintendo may be great with their products but they're are genuinely fucking horrendous as a company

thats japan for ya, they believe in the whole "break eggs to make omelets" thing to the extreme, which is why people have been shittalking their culture for a long time. the only reason people are caring more now is that Nintendo the past 20 years has had more misses than hits and its obvious that its keeping a lot of franchises from reaching their true potential. advances have been made to the point that any random group of quality coders can make games that surpass anything nintendo can do, just without the IP that gets your average consoomer to buy the goyslop.


palworld was made by a handful of amateurs and it outsold pokemon by a huge fucking margin, same thing with that one game made by former ubisoft employees that outsold the game they were laid off from 10x over.

Nintendo only has such a stranglehold because of a combo of legacy and nostalgia, meaning it can just shove a decade of crap down people's throats like with the WiiU and it won't hurt them.

They're like disney except without the DEI to trick libs into defending them, its all just plain evil.

 

[Ikolthur Benoit]

welperhelper is a fat fuck who tried e-dating on kiwifarms

That's less embarrassing than BP footlicking.

And yeah I remember, it was Generic Anime Girl whom Welper tried to mormonize. Lel.

Also notable that Welper is a filthy backstabber and have explicirat behavior moments. Not cool.
Also let's not forget his religion's prophet had two 14 years old teens as wives, disgusting shit. Doesn't get ahead of islam in this regard but still.

 

[Obscenity2022]

That's less embarrassing than BP footlicking.

And yeah I remember, it was Generic Anime Girl whom Welper tried to mormonize. Lel.

Also notable that Welper is a filthy backstabber and have explicirat behavior moments.

She got banned a little bit after that too. Its fairly fucking obvious Welper is part of the clique thats in Null's ear and thats why GAG got banned and guys like Toji go from getting the "red strikethrough of chomos" to being unbanned entirely.

 

[Galactic Rubber Ways]

She got banned a little bit after that too. Its fairly fucking obvious Welper is part of the clique thats in Null's ear and thats why GAG got banned and guys like Toji go from getting the "red strikethrough of chomos" to being unbanned entirely.

It does beg the question, if he’s possibly eyeing people in group dms for those shit talking mcpizza lord

 

[Gore San]

Nintendo can brick your switch 2 on a whim if they suspect you are breaking tos so you're wrong, but so can other systems so this isn't specific to Nintendo. You don't have to shill for your corporate overlord simply because they were brought up specifically. Just get a steam deck.

splatoon

Running around shooting my ink at children is not something I'm interested in.

pikmin

Not a fan. But I did have geist which was really good. It never got a sequel. And that is part of my point, they play it too safe with continuing ips. That would have been a really good series. A remake would be nice but we'd only get half the game.

bayonetta

Pretty good, but forgettable because I forgot about it until now. Devil May Cry is better imo. At least bayonetta got a continuation though.

 

[caporchief]

Alleged w*man and ex Luigi simp Crescent King admits to sending murderer Luigi Mangione a letter but became an alog for his crime of liking porn.

LOL at Welperhelper and Crescent King getting into a slapfight over their mutual bête noire/sexual hangup/mancrush.
>you don't hate Weegee for the right reasons! Reeeee!
And imagine seriously saying
>well I used to support this person who committed cold blooded first degree murder, but then I heard he looked at a picture of a naked woman once and that's just beyond the pale.
The biggest lolcows are all on the farms.

Like women who prefer bears over men.

Feels like some weird thing about "owning" the average dudes who use KF. Like how Justa Grata Honoria's entire username is a butthurt response to a 4chan copypasta about some retarded Roman woman who wanted Attila's hun babies. All which goes over the average user's head, they just see the weird lady ranting and scroll on.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

LOL at Welperhelper and Crescent King getting into a slapfight over their mutual bête noire/sexual hangup/mancrush.
>you don't hate Weegee for the right reasons! Reeeee!
And imagine seriously saying
>well I used to support this person who committed cold blooded first degree murder, but then I heard he looked at a picture of a naked woman once and that's just beyond the pale.
The biggest lolcows are all on the farms.


Feels like some weird thing about "owning" the average dudes who use KF. Like how Justa Grata Honoria's entire username is a butthurt response to a 4chan copypasta about some retarded Roman woman who wanted Attila's hun babies. All which goes over the average user's head, they just see the weird lady ranting and scroll on.

I read a dm from justa herself where she revealed that she is in fact a fat hairy slav "woman".

 

[Bear Hammer]

Was this when you have Josh 100$ to get unbanned, when you were sperging out over fried chicken vs steak, when you were white knighting scientology and calling nektar geist a Muslim, when you were simping for Ghislaine Maxwell, or that thing about trannies? Just wanna clarify.

You are autistic. You are clearly socially troubled, and everyone here has noticed that. You are unable to tell when someone’s being sarcastic, joking, or baiting in any kind of way, and should be in a sped class.

If you need someone to tell when obvious jokes are being made, especially on a forum where people commonly make them, you are obviously a sped, I don't know what to say to you.

I won't tell you because you need to learn social skills without someone spoon feeding you.

 

[Kiwi Pot Pie]

I read a dm from justa herself where she revealed that she is in fact a fat hairy slav "woman".

"Women" on Kiwi Farms revealing to you their obesity and trannyness is like water revealing how wet it is.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I never whiteknighted for Scientology, I said it’s less degen than Islam, which isn’t even a controversial take unless you’re terminally online.

 

[Galactic Rubber Ways]

"My culture is not your culture faggot"

 

[Nektar Geist]

You are autistic

Mr Kettle, please go to the white courtesy phone, you have a call from Mr Pot

You are clearly socially troubled,

Please explain the logic, underlying that conclusion.

and everyone here has noticed that

Name 5 people who have "noticed it".

You are unable to tell when someone’s being sarcastic

You are unable to post on Commie Farms. Even tho you paypigged the broom. Like a homo.

joking, or baiting

Physician, heal thyself.

and should be in a sped class.

$100. Fag. You'll never see that again.

I won't tell you

You just did.

because you need to learn social skills without someone spoon feeding you.

lol. $100. That's meant to go on things you need, you shouldn't be wasting your benefits.

I never whiteknighted for Scientology,

But you did accuse someone of being a Muslim, because their intellect is vastly superior to yours.

 

[cosmic veteran]

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lmao, now they sound like leftists

 

[Bear Hammer]

Mr Kettle, please go to the white courtesy phone, you have a call from Mr Pot

Please explain the logic, underlying that conclusion.

Name 5 people who have "noticed it".

You are unable to post on Commie Farms. Even tho you paypigged the broom. Like a homo.

Physician, heal thyself.

$100. Fag. You'll never see that again.

You just did.

lol. $100. That's meant to go on things you need, you shouldn't be wasting your benefits.

But you did accuse someone of being a Muslim, because their intellect is vastly superior to yours.

You're a nigger, I don't care, and you're probably black.

 

[Gaijin Goombah]

Nintendo can brick your switch 2 on a whim if they suspect you are breaking tos so you're wrong, but so can other systems so this isn't specific to Nintendo. You don't have to shill for your corporate overlord simply because they were brought up specifically. Just get a steam deck.

They can render the console unusable if you've modded it and they detect it, which necessitates connecting to their network, yes. It has been that way since consoles could connect to the Internet.

And I don't want a Steam Dreck because I already do most of my gaming on PC. I don't see the appeal in playing on an underpowered portable PC without keyboard and mouse. Sure if you want portable gaming it's fine I guess, but when I go out of my house I don't do it to play video games, exactly.

 

[Nektar Geist]

You're a nigger

I'm that nigger in the alley...

I don't care,

Big ol' X, there buddy-roo

and you're probably black.

You gave money to the broom. You're the niggiest nig nog, eva.