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Ohhhh Colon Captial V, still a fucking faggot.
Nice to know bro is still doing his usual gay nigger bullshit. And now we know, that we should always put cute pitbulls on our posts that evolve around his.

 

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not only that shes rather obviously 18, like that's the whole point of the story. anothing thing is that its rather obviously something gen Z and more honestly Gen Alpha love. its a common lip sync on tiktok

speaking of which, in general green reddit feels hilariously out of touch like facebook now. The Outer Worlds came out this week and 99% of the posters clearly have never played the game and are just shitting on it.

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mind you that's a long time user so they don't realize the moods changed but like 99% of the time kiwifarms will shit on media and never even watch it now. they care more about the discussion than the product itself

This makes me wonder.

I've said before that Kiwis have a hair-trigger about "wokeness" but a part of me wonders if they even actually check first, or if they just assume everything is woke?

Likewise, they like to use the term "troonslop" or instantly assume all modern creators are troons, but do they actually check to make sure?

That question actually hits close to home for me, as a friend of mine is making an RPG that he's already aware is going to be called an Undertale wannabe, but despite said friend being white, straight, and going to church every Sunday (methodist IIRC), i have the suspicion Kiwis are gonna see his game and instantly assume "troon."

I actually brought up in one thread that I could see Kiwis accusing Tolkien of being a troon, and the answer I got was "no we wouldn't, he's a Christian." But see, that goes to the "Failing the Breakfast Question" thing I mentioned in the Kiwi Tropes topic--the idea was "yeah, but what if you had never heard of Tolkien?" But they just can't imagine that. Hypothetical scenarios filter them.

 

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kiwis and joshua moon fall for obvious low effort troll to the point he features them

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i mean just look at their posts

Please keep him, lmao

Null bans the funny users and then keeps the nazis

Ohhhh Colon Captial V, still a fucking faggot.
Nice to know bro is still doing his usual gay nigger bullshit. And now we know, that we should always put cute pitbulls on our posts that evolve around his.

Anti Colon Capital V measures in place

 

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HERE COMES THE GOLD
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Along with another nugget I found
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“Here’s proof this guy has a porn addiction!”
(Screenshot redraw of a girl in panties and a joke about how she canonically is very violent)

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The “roleplaying as fetishes” part of cause there was an r/genalpha post that had some kid draw him and his boyfriend as furries and someone commented hate and the guy replied with “Just let them have fun”. Make your own opinions on that, it’s not really what I came for. I just thought considering someone to have a porn addiction because they redrew a scene in a game where a character is in her panties is hilarious.

Now I WILL preface this with this is not a kiwi trope. Not only did no one react to this post with agree (no one reacted disagree either however), but I’ve found proof of kiwis disagreeing

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I included this for the “I wish you well”. You tend not to wish pedos well

Here’s actually some people flat out disagreeing with the guy in a different thread
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Either way I just thought this was pretty hilarious
Also did some digging on the guy and apparently he’s apart of the anti pitbull gang on KF
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I have found the original. It was literally posted a year ago. Why did that dude screenshot it at day 3?

 

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I have found the original. It was literally posted a year ago. Why did that dude screenshot it at day 3?

The post’s from 2024. Should’ve clarified, I consider 2023 and onwards still relevant/funny kiwi posts since their opinions have largely been unchanged since then. Yknow, the whole college rule of “articles can be at most 2 years old until they’re irrelevant”

 

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The post’s from 2024. Should’ve clarified, I consider 2023 and onwards still relevant/funny kiwi posts since their opinions have largely been unchanged since then. Yknow, the whole college rule of “articles can be at most 2 years old until they’re irrelevant”

good point

 

[Obscenity2022]

the idea was "yeah, but what if you had never heard of Tolkien?" But they just can't imagine that. Hypothetical scenarios filter them

thats just censors in general. because their entire benchmarks rely on their own standards . I remember my aunt (a 12 step christian) banning spongebob for awhile because she assumed it was homo propaganda until she actually watched it. mind you the same mentality that says "watching SpongeBob will turn your kid gay" that jesus freaks believed in back in 1999 is just as logically as calling everything woke. the entire concept of Critical theory is being able to look and see meanings and themes in works of art and when taken to a silly conclusion you can use evidence to mean anything.


Its a part of humans, think about how people treated twilight vs how the films were. in general people are a lot like the fish not being able to see the water they're swimming in. it takes a certain IQ or at least a self awareness about yourself thats hard for people to have naturally. And in general most people don't have a need or want to look outside of themselves.

kiwifarmers are like a typical conservate who go "X year is when everything was perfect and everything after that was trash" and that means sneering at 99% of things while also never trying to find good art in the modern day or supporting it.

a great example of this was when Stonetoss pointed out the "woke" themes in Half life 2, people were fucking pissed but he's right because there was a huge belief in DEI for side characters, which is how you got black scientists and comic reliefs and ethnic love interests and all sorts of other bit parts going to guys like kevin hart back in the 2000s.

but because kiwifarmers grew up with the media its not "woke" but "based" look at Sgt. Johnson in Halo, a black dude giving orders and no one considers it woke, but if it was the modern day, kiwifarmers would point out how its some DEI fucker whos the 2nd strongest character in the game and pushing people around.

beyond that honestly its not a 90%+ white world like it was in the 1900s. So its not too out of the question for an enlisted soldier to not be white like a kiwifarmer would assume everyone must be in the military, a lot of the "interesting" parts of the world are going to be less than all white and conservative, hell by their own beliefs they very rarely "accept the call" of adventure.

like real life is more woke and odd than green reddit would like to admit. like there are normal gay people with high positions of power, like Trump's own secretary of the treasury, same thing with non-evil jews like Miller or tokens. hell even Trump's own mom is an immigrant and his paternal grandparents are immigrants, which means he has the least amount of "american" legacy of any modern president, and yet his whole thing is being anti-immigrant.

if Trump's cabinet was from a tv show about a conservative presidency, kiwifarmers would be pissed that its filled with so few straight white males with white kids and a white wife. the closest guy that fit that description that is part of the cabinet is fucking Musk, and even green reddit hates him. Like say what you will about Fuentes but in terms of optics he's right that Newsom is more along the lines of what people on the far right believe a great president will look vs JD Vance.

Of course the obvious fucking answer there is that phyisgnomy is mostly bullshit and we're basing a lot of what we believe badasses are like based on jewish made popular media. Like Patton and Teddy Roosevelt were on par with RFK jr in how bad their voices were. most serial killers are rather average looking for their day,

 

[TheCIAGlowsInTheDark]

This makes me wonder.

I've said before that Kiwis have a hair-trigger about "wokeness" but a part of me wonders if they even actually check first, or if they just assume everything is woke?

Likewise, they like to use the term "troonslop" or instantly assume all modern creators are troons, but do they actually check to make sure?

That question actually hits close to home for me, as a friend of mine is making an RPG that he's already aware is going to be called an Undertale wannabe, but despite said friend being white, straight, and going to church every Sunday (methodist IIRC), i have the suspicion Kiwis are gonna see his game and instantly assume "troon."

I actually brought up in one thread that I could see Kiwis accusing Tolkien of being a troon, and the answer I got was "no we wouldn't, he's a Christian." But see, that goes to the "Failing the Breakfast Question" thing I mentioned in the Kiwi Tropes topic--the idea was "yeah, but what if you had never heard of Tolkien?" But they just can't imagine that. Hypothetical scenarios filter them.

In my observations, it seems political extremists in general have their own version of the 'What is X?' mentally thanks to having their minds clouded by ideological purity.

For retarded progressives, they insist that transwomen are women but always ignore the obvious biological issues that show that troons are just LARPing as the opposite gender. Hence why you see so many people on the Right mocking the Left with 'What is a woman?' since many progressives are willing to throw away centuries of biology just to satisfy their egos.

The inverse is true for the Right too. For many Rightoids, many of them confuse non-traditional themes with 'Woke'. So when it comes to the Right at this point, 'What is Woke?' because it's clear a lot of Rightoids have trouble defining this too.

Is Sailor Moon woke? Is the 1984 film The Terminator woke? Is the 1979 film Alien woke? Sailor Moon is one of the most celebrated Japanese fictional works which has strong female leads and LGBT characters. The Terminator is a science fiction horror film about a cybernetic assassin from the future that goes back in time and attempts to terminate the mother of the leader of the human resistance. Alien is a film about a space crew discovering one of the most aggressive alien species in the universe with the only female of the crew being the sole survivor living to tell the tale.

You can even expand this question to the Bible itself. Is the Bible woke? The Bible has the story of Deborah where she is considered to one of the greatest leaders of the Isrealites and God choose her to expand his will. So even the Bible (which is often seen as sacred to Rigthoids) also has a strong female protagonist too.

For me, Woke is like communist propaganda with the sole intention to promote progressive rhetoric on purpose. This is the keywords, 'On Purpose'. Obviously there is plenty of examples of works that fulfill the definition of Woke. High Guardian Spice was Cruncyroll's sad attempt to make their own anime and the only purpose of this "anime" was to promote progressive rhetoric. But here is the thing, not everything that has some progressive themes are Woke like High Guardian Spice was.

Progressives get rightfully mocked when they promote troon shit which is why many people often mock them with 'What is a Woman?' It's about time a similar question is asked towards those on the Right, 'What is Woke?' Because it's clear even some people on the Right have trouble defining what Woke is anyway.

 

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[Obscenity2022]

For me, Woke is like communist propaganda with the sole intention to promote progressive rhetoric on purpose

for me Woke is something you can only see based on the themes, the presence of DEI people in a piece of art doesn't technically mean its woke, but they're the metaphorical brown M&Ms, you see them you know there is a much higher chance of something sus happening

 

[Obscenity2022]

the boomers of green facebook just straight up worked themselves into a tizsy over this whole EBT bullshit. they legit acted like niggers would be chimping out full zombie apocyoplser

 

[Kiwismarms]

This makes me wonder.

I've said before that Kiwis have a hair-trigger about "wokeness" but a part of me wonders if they even actually check first, or if they just assume everything is woke?

More often than not, you don't need to check is a game or media is woke slop, it's usually pretty obvious without checking it out.
Anyone who thought Joker 2 was going to be anything but a dumpster fire is brainless. I didn't need to watch it to know having a gritty film about a super villains backstory involving him singing with lady gaga is a terrible, terrible, idea.

 

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KF has run out of new cow material to feature and drive up traffic so Josh has turned to the internets hottest new spot to find terminally online mentally ill welfare cases to make fun of:

(kiwi farms itself.)

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posting the online user counts before and after said feature, im offering to start tracking the decline here but welcome your help with it.


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I remember someone asking me the strangest question once: "Why are you only on here every few days or weeks?"

idk.... cause this place is fucking cancer and its owner is a cunt to everyone?

I should have given that more pause. That it was inconceivable to one of them that I wasnt on there all day, every single day of my life.

edit.. I did give it a little pause I guess. I went through his history feed over the prior month or so and determined he had been reacting and commenting on there from about 5am to midnight every. single. god damned day. minimum 18 hours a day on kiwi farms. (this was a few weeks or maybe even a few months before jersh had given them the ability to lock all that down. i don't think I really cared enough to sit there for 30 minutes with a pen, paper, and a calculator to call someone out like that by the time profiles could be locked down)

omg whats wrong with me, right? id better call in sick to work. i might miss a sticker reaction or a flame war on my profile or something.

noted. if you do NOT spend 18/7/365 on KF you must clearly be mentally ill or suspicious.

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kek. arrested for what? if it doesnt violate USC 1830 it aint a crime. if you go venue shopping for a jurisdiction with a state cybercrime statute its also likely they have a strong state cyberharassment statute to go with it, good luck with that.

officer help! im running a free public internet forum and these assholes are registering and LOGGING ON TO IT. reeeeroooo :siren:

otoh now that its a CLOSED system and registration is NOT open to the public, yes. USC 1830 (and other areas) potentially apply if you can find a field office or jurisdiction who feels sorry for you. straight up would not have happened for a million dollars under Biden's DOJ. Who knows about this one.

its up to interpretation but the compromised system has to be involved "in interstate commerce" for usc1830 to apply. and im not aware of a state statute where just logging in with socks and spamming or being a nuisance would exceed your "authorized" access either. ...... you unrolled the welcome mat and allowed them to create an account and thats access you gave em pal. this is not a crime.

just look at the user agent in the access log. (not like you dont already know when its tardshley anyway LOL)

anyway kids. install a firefox plugin to randomize your user agent when you be trollin snoopin and sockin. (unless the sysadmin is a retarded rookie or you just dont have anything to lose, live for, or hide anyway)

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That is very intersting

 

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Did anyone else notice callmecicada got unbanned despite getting the red strikethrough of permabanning? I think that makes him the second guy to survive the red strike after... Toji, I think?

 

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KF has run out of new cow material to feature and drive up traffic so Josh has turned to the internets hottest new spot to find terminally online mentally ill welfare cases to make fun of:

Lmao, Null removed this feature and put something up about the vtuber Shondo instead.

Did anyone else notice callmecicada got unbanned despite getting the red strikethrough of permabanning? I think that makes him the second guy to survive the red strike after... Toji, I think?

Someone paypigged Null $100 on his stream and got both Cicada and Cheesy Beavy unbanned.

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/654490/

Pretty sure the user who paypigged was this guy: https://kiwifarms.st/members/rcra-cercla-gooner.171767/

 

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Lmao, Null removed this feature and put something up about the vtuber Shondo instead.
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Someone paypigged Null $100 on his stream and got both Cicada and Cheesy Beavy unbanned.
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https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/654490/

Pretty sure the user who paypigged was this guy: https://kiwifarms.st/members/rcra-cercla-gooner.171767/

Very disappointing cause I read the post the feature is from and I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks

 

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I found this

What retards, Null lies straight to their face and they believe it. No, he does not care for the “reputation of his site”, otherwise he wouldn’t host nazis. Cause a majority of people hate them, even the most loyal trump supporter hates the alt-right, yet he allows it to fester on his site. He dosent care for it’s “reputation” that’s already in the fucking ground, he just dosent like people doing that and wants an excuse to infringe on what should be a completely private conversation on his site so he can force them to stop doing that.

it’s just funny to me how much of an obvious lie that is yet they believe it.

 

[zoeyzoey is verified member.]

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/654490/ Pretty sure the user who paypigged was this guy: https://kiwifarms.st/members/rcra-cercla-gooner.171767/

definitely that guy
they have a history of wasting money to get random people true and honest

 

[Kiwismarms]

Lmao, Null removed this feature and put something up about the vtuber Shondo instead.

A britposter called it out as a mod alt drumming up fake drama for engagement. Now the brit thread is locked.

lol.

 

[Kiwi Pot Pie]

the boomers of green facebook just straight up worked themselves into a tizsy over this whole EBT bullshit. they legit acted like niggers would be chimping out full zombie apocyoplser

Kiwi Farms is full of chicken littles. They make the constant predictions of World War 3 and the next great depression Zero Hedge makes look conservative. Every time a hurricane comes by, Kiwi Farms believe it is controlled by Soros weather machines (if it hits a red state) and actually killed thousands and the government lies about it The funniest were all they sperges out about imminent famine after that one train derailed in Ohio because all the chemicals would get into the atmosphere and destroy half the farmland in the US and one retard started freaking out because he measured the pH of rain in his backyard and found it was acidic (ya know, like rain naturally is).

So I am not surprised they believed every city would have George Floyd riots on steroids even though racial statistics show they would be more likely to be a victim when Starvin' Bubba and Hungry Cletus from the trailer park see them getting DoorDash tendies.