I have this strange purifying feeling when I check out myself in the mirror asking why hasn't some hot petite emo babe thrown herself at me? I keep dreaming about this bitch. Maybe she is doing dream spells so I can dream about her. Every 3 dreams she is in them. I don't even think about her that much.
And the crazy thing is, she's so fun in these dreams. I get called terrible things. I get flipped off. Her friends call me a nazi. I mean probably because I'm white and I carry around that skin head vibe but other than that, she keeps saying terrible things about me in these dreams.
Who wouldn't want a weirdo thinking and dreaming of them? I wish I did. No, I get garbage women with baggage. what's next? "Oh btw I have a kid" Like, honey bye I don't want that situation.
I just don't get it. I get bullied by this chick and it turns me on when I dream but man, I wake up, smell my ass from the covers, feel the flow of ac on my balls because sometimes I sleep nude. Then remind myself I'm not getting fucked by this chick but slightly mocked through subliminal methods. Telling you bro, I promise you butter cup. Cutie tits. I will forget about you the minute I have my pussy generating website like no kind where I'm the king. Until then, deal with my trolling. You're welcome.
You can celebrate, post about defeating the "stalker" all you want. I'm all for it, but hey how about this. Instead of constantly failing at your talent less ways why don't you wiggle your wand for me and spawn me these fresh babes? Me and you, we are the same...