Joining The Army

[Onion Null 2]

My recruiter told me that Army = Aren’t Ready For Marines Yet

Your recruiter is fucking faggot who probably butt fucked a young kid right before he talked to you

 

[Bear Hammer]

Your recruiter is fucking faggot who probably butt fucked a young kid right before he talked to you

I'll just leave this here, based on the commercials what branch do you think is the one fucking kids?

You can have Emma and her two moms lil bro.

 

[Onion Null 2]

I'll just leave this here, based on the commercials what branch do you think is the one fucking kids?

I know I fucked a TON of girls in Iraq. Not women.... Girls. I used to punch them in the face with everything I had as I was having an orgasm inside of them.

 

[Ash's Dildo]

You and your pedo obsessions

its almost like you want to diddle kids

 

[Bear Hammer]

You and your pedo obsessions

its almost like you want to diddle kids

You might be confusing me with my cousin…

 

[Onion Null 2]

I just love making Ashley rage pig on me

 

[Bear Hammer]

Born too early to deploy in the Middle East, born too late to deploy in the Middle East, born just in time to deploy in the Middle East

 

[Bear Hammer]

lol you know it’s over when the USMC is now putting out shit like this

 

[Onion Null 2]

Born too early to deploy in the Middle East, born too late to deploy in the Middle East, born just in time to deploy in the Middle East

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I love people that are scared of Iran retaliating. They just got fucking ANNIHILATED buy a country the size of Jersey, what the hell are they going to do against a trillion dollar war machine from a country who's half a world away and is the size of the entire continent of Europe?

lol you know it’s over when the USMC is now putting out shit like this

They like to strike fear into little boys butts. Fucking fag marines.

 

[Ash's Dildo]

Though unlikely if Trump starts to draft civilians I m going to fake my death.

 

[Bear Hammer]

They like to strike fear into little boys butts. Fucking fag marines.

Lil bro you can’t be calling others fags when these are the commercials your branch is putting out

 

[Gore San]

Though unlikely if Trump starts to draft civilians I m going to fake my death.

It's going to be sad when get Canadian citizenship no longer means euthanasia and refers to draft dodging again.

 

[Onion Null 2]

Lil bro you can’t be calling others fags when these are the commercials your branch is putting out

The army in real life:

 

[Bear Hammer]

So my mom works at a casino, nothing really that special, just basic floor staff stuff, but she just so happened to bump into a Marine recruiter there while on shift. Total coincidence. They got to talking, and she brought me up. Turns out the guy's squared away, actually gave her his info and told her to pass it on to me.


What caught my attention is that he immediately talked shit about my current recruiter, saying he "takes the job too seriously" and doesn’t follow up with potential applicants. I can vouch for that, that nigger never reaches out to me and acts like he's got better things to do. But this new recruiter says he'd do anything to get me in. Seems motivated, and honestly that’s what I need right now, someone who actually gives a shit and treats it like more than a quota game.

I'm still working on getting my GED and waivers sorted, but this gave me a bit of new energy. I'm also seriously weighing making a full career out of the military. Enlist for 4–6 years, get a degree with my GI Bill, and if I like the military lifestyle, maybe try to commission and go officer. If not, I pivot, at least I'll have the experience, the discipline, and no debt hanging over my head.


We'll see. Just thought it was wild how things line up like that sometimes.

 

[Ash's Dildo]

#thathappened

 

[Bear Hammer]

#thathappened

Small world, don't know what to tell you.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

I might go marines purely out of the lack of money and job opportunities.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I might go marines purely out of the lack of money and job opportunities.

If you want to join the military for those reasons, you should probably go to the army instead tbh.

The army has a shitload of different jobs and a lot of contract bonuses compared to the marines.

 

[Onion Null 2]

If you want to join the military for those reasons, you should probably go to the army instead tbh.

The army has a shitload of different jobs and a lot of contract bonuses compared to the marines.

 

[Onion Null 2]

What's the difference between the Army and the Marines?

Well in the Army and the Marines you get as much pussy as you want.

Except in the Marines it smells like shit.