Holy schizobabble Batman. I don't know why this is so funny to me.
Because it's fucked up and funny to mock stupid fucks?
Also I've accidentally burned myself on a dab rig a few times.
"What are you doing? What is that? Put that away. WEED IS FOR NĪGGERS" - American History X
So as someone who knows how painful burning yourself is, I couldn't imagine doing this to myself intentionally. What a retard. Does he not know they use ice branding on horses now because it's not as painful? Bro should have just got a tramp stamp tattoo lmao
A TRIBAL tramp stamp
Or at the very least fully committed to the bit and used a proper piece of metal that is shaped more like the thing he was going for. Like a balloon shaped cookie cutter you can order online. Then attaching a metal strip for the string.
Jackass part 2

Something something tips on self harm so people can be more effective at it in the future.
Always make sure not to cross the street, but run down the road, really digging the blade in. You're looking for the top of your forearm with this.
And remember kids, Uncle Jackie says if you drink the stuff under the sink you'll get super powers!