You're Never Going To Get It Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞ Gay Jew please help

[Vetti]

Hi I am a gay jew and I broke up with my internet boyfriend about 6 months ago and I can't stop thinking about him and posting his dox everywhere. Is there a way I can be straight? My dad is dead and I have no father figure so I swept it up for Null at age 16 in math class to get the stability and discipline I never had but it just made me crave dick even more.
Please give advice

 

[Gamercat]

cut off dick and become shemale

 

[Deleted member 1141]

Vetti, we've talked about this before. It's ok to be gay. You need to get over this and move on. You can be more than a Kiwi Janny.

 

[C.S.O. esq]

Hi I am a gay jew and I broke up with my internet boyfriend about 6 months ago and I can't stop thinking about him and posting his dox everywhere. Is there a way I can be straight? My dad is dead and I have no father figure so I swept it up for Null at age 16 in math class to get the stability and discipline I never had but it just made me crave dick even more.
Please give advice

There's no coming back from that man.

 

[naught]

this is what happens when a jannie can no longer jan, sad state of affairs.
also, welcome to the tard cage.

 

[Deleted User]

this is just a boy looking for acceptance .

Everyone has these thoughts buddy

but maybe keep them to yourself.

 

[YamiPoster]

>"Gay Jew please help"

NO

 

[Jetstream Sharpe]

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

Please give advice

 

[Nektar Geist]

gay jew

Shalom Nancy

internet boyfriend

ker-ringe

I can't stop thinking about him and posting his dox everywhere

You're a nutter, bunny boiler type ex. He had a lucky escape, didn't he?

Is there a way I can be straight?

Probably not. Some people recommend EST. Apparently, it's much more humane these days. Iggy Pop said, as a kid, he used to give himself shocks, just to see if he could get high.

My dad is dead and I have no father figure

Your father, dead or alive, is your father figure. Sounds like you didn't get a good one in the first place. Which would explain...

I swept it up for Null at age 16 in math class

You will regret posting this, if not already. You might be better suited to Metocuck.us, they allow cows to start and run their own threads. How does that float your boat?

Please give advice

 

[brapplebees]

Everyone has these thoughts buddy

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

Once you go gay, there's no other way...

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Enjoy your rectal prolapse stalker child

 

[Ash's Dildo]

i know I am late but...

eat shit nigger

 

[Gore San]

 

[Onion Null 2]

I can't tell if this is someone dunking on Gargamel or not.

Anyway here's my advice

 

[Onion Null 2]

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I'm not sure if that cat is being hurt or if this is the cutest most wholesome picture ever.

Please tell me that nothing bad is happening to spaghetti cat.

 

[Gore San]

It seems fine idk about the backstory I just saved it randomly.

 

[Onion Null 2]

It seems fine idk about the backstory I just saved it randomly.

Then I choose to believe that spaghetti cat is a wholesome picture and I'm stealing it

Spoiler: I'm leaving you this picture in return:

 

[Onion Null 2]

Hang on I have important breaking news about spaghetti cat and I'm not going to let the headline get buried by the next post, so I'll talk about it on the next page.