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Clown World - USA Ever deal with Porch Pirates?
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Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Porch monkey porch pirates?
Gore San
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edgy bastard
Someone should actually put a box of black widows outside like the made up story.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
As much as I hate porch pirates and much as I want to see them being held accountable, don't do this.
Don't get me wrong, it's hilarious watching these losers being covered in paint but at the same time this can also put home owners in trouble because this is still putting an explosive device inside a sealed container (bomb making is illegal on a federal level).
Watching the video gave me a good laugh but don't try this at home and there are better and more legal ways to get back at porch pirates that don't involve stuff blowing up.
Don't get me wrong, it's hilarious watching these losers being covered in paint but at the same time this can also put home owners in trouble because this is still putting an explosive device inside a sealed container (bomb making is illegal on a federal level).
Watching the video gave me a good laugh but don't try this at home and there are better and more legal ways to get back at porch pirates that don't involve stuff blowing up.
Gore San
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edgy bastard
Just set up bait and hire a thug on fiver to rob the porch pirate at gunpoint. Making it look like another porch pirate so it seems like another territory dispute. The real porch pirate won't think it was a set up so cops wouldn't investigate further. There have been many instances of porch pirates fighting eachother for the packages they both intend to steal. Bonus points if it's a gang member and he says the neighborhood is their territory to steal from.
Reason: Maximum lulz if they knock on the owner's door for help.
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