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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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thefrogninja said:
Good to see lolcow Ethan Ralph's sobriety effecting others. Christ is Kang ✝️👑
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Null is trying to social engineer Elaine into hooking up with Ralph so that they can be miserable together, but Elaine is not stupid. She sees Ralph as an old fat pitiful alcoholic on the internet and she wants to make him better. Then there's the parasocial fantasy of kicking the habit together with your favourite Youtuber. She probably grew up around alcoholics and wanted to save them, so she's projecting that fantasy on Ralph. She should be projecting that fantasy onto herself.

In reality, why would Elaine put up with Ethan Ralph in Mexico, when she can clean herself up in London, make herself semi-presentable and then go bag some Russian oligarch with a yacht? Lots of those in London. That would be a real p0wn, not Ralph.
 
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The Gays From LA said:
Null is trying to social engineer Elaine into hooking up with Ralph so that they can be miserable together, but Elaine is not stupid. She sees Ralph as an old fat pitiful alcoholic on the internet and she wants to make him better. Then there's the parasocial fantasy of kicking the habit together with your favourite Youtuber. She probably grew up around alcoholics and wanted to save them, so she's projecting that fantasy on Ralph. She should be projecting that fantasy onto herself.

In reality, why would Elaine put up with Ethan Ralph in Mexico, when she can clean herself up in London, make herself semi-presentable and then go bag some Russian oligarch with a yacht? Lots of those in London. That would be a real p0wn, not Ralph.
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Why settle for an oligarch when you can have THE KANG himself?
 
The Gays From LA said:
He was just asked a superchat question, "Why won't you name Elaine?", and he says it's because Elaine "has literally contacted everyone he's ever talked to to get information about me".
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bitch do this and you don't call that love, smh

The Gays From LA said:
Null is trying to social engineer Elaine into hooking up with Ralph so that they can be miserable together, but Elaine is not stupid.
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i think he will really get owned if laney hooked up with the ralphamale :deviant:

Sue Lightning said:
Hacky Jackie who is going after onafourms has found out about Elaine and seems to believe Elaines story about being kidnapped and will be writing another blog post filled with bullshit accusations and defamation like the last 5 of her articles. Claims to have emailed Elaines family.
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:story:
 
Prophetic Clown said:
Jackie is very fucking stupid. Simon Miller isn't her dad and if she did the bare min research she would see that 11 Portsdown Mews, Golders Green, London, United Kingdom, NW11 7HD where Simon works is also a free methadone clinic. Simon is advertising again to try to clean up the London streets he is way too busy to engage with somebody like Jackie.
Really hope she doesn't escalate resulting in Simon getting a knock by the coppers or interpol when he just wants to help people down on their luck recover from a horrible addiction. :(
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How did someone do community minded end up tied in with her? Poor man.
 
JewNiggerCock said:
i think he will really get owned if laney hooked up with the ralphamale :deviant:
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No, that will never happen. Elaine will clean up, bag that олигарх and before you know it she will be on that yacht to Dubai. Then she'll be like "Josh who? Godwinson who? Ralph who? KF what? sektur what?" and she will soon forget she ever cared about any of that shit. That's my wish for Elaine. You may rate this post "Optimistic" now.
 
The Gays From LA said:
No, that will never happen. Elaine will clean up, bag that олигарх and before you know it she will be on that yacht to Dubai. Then she'll be like "Josh who? Godwinson who? Ralph who? KF what? sektur what?" and she will soon forget she ever cared about any of that shit. That's my wish for Elaine. You may rate this post "Optimistic" now.
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This isn't far off. She's a kid who is obsessed with dumb internet shit for the moment. I guarantee she grows out of it and becomes some crazy Karen housewife (or whatever the British equivalent is).
 
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